To celebrate this first night of ObamaHannukah, I lit all 8 menorah candles then got together with a French buddy and cursed you behind your lying Jew backs over pitchers of Stella Artois.
Also, I told your neighbors that they can have all your property from your sliding rear door to the fence line, including your in-ground swimming pool.
And for Christmas? I’ll be giving out nukes.
Enjoy!
I don’t know if I like this ObamaHannukah thing.
i like to see a bent nail version of the menorah
This is a sucky holiday.
I just finished all of my Christmas shopping. Thank God we only have one day to buy gifts for, that’s exhausting enough.
If you celebrate Obannukah, you only have one day to buy gifts for, too.
Obamukah is like Julianuary, isn’t it?
The Juneteenth of Julianuary, Ernst.
One of my sons just emailed me a recipe for latkes. What’s going on here?
Like a twisted Festivus.
Yeah, well fat lot of good that swimming pool will do them, with all their honeys lounging around it in their burquas. But I suppose there’s a certain dog-in-the-manger satisfaction in knowing that you’re not using it. Let it all go back to desert like Allah intended.
Pools go quickly to swamp when uncared for. Mosquito heaven.
huh
they are letting you keep the front yard and the house?
doubtful
Oh, Happy Hannukah, Israel!
Failed Suicide Bomber Hopes for Another Chance to Kill
Now, come to the damned table.
ronpaul’s views on blacks in america don’t bother me(keep the plantation going demonrats). ronpaul’s view on foreign policy are nome chumpsky.
Sounds more appropriate and regulatory-compliant to go with LED candles for a defined, twenty minute period of permitted religious observance.
“To celebrate this first night of ObamaHannukah, I lit all 8 menorah candles then got together with a French buddy and cursed you behind your lying Jew backs over pitchers of Stella Artois.”
Not sure if I buy a Frenchman drinking a mass-market Belgian beer. Maybe Kasteel, or Chimay, but not Stella.
Hai, guize, what’s going on here? Happyfeet, its good to see you again.
Know what? I just had a massive fight with my (liberal) brother, who also happens to be my closest familial ally. The world can fuck off, and I hate the Left for what it did to him. FUCK YOU.
Sorry. Proceed.
Happy Fucking Hanukkah.
I have conservative family members, but even we can put aside the hate for the holly-days.
Howdy Mr. Bacon!… holidays are my favorite!
I been on a quest to find a Tom n Jerry – nobody knows what they are here
including me, really
but I have 4 more days to surmount the obstacles before I just go to BevMo and DIY
Please express my sympathy to them. Not because they are conservative, mind…
I ate some knish and salted herring today. Mazel Tov!
And RyanBacon, perhaps you are right, although maybe Sarah Palin is no more enthused by the available choices than the rest of us.
happy, unless you are going to an exceptional bar, a drink best made at home. Get extra fresh eggs from a trusted egg purveyor.
oh heck open thread. havel or bust.
link
#occupy whatever
“{8}Ideology is a specious way of relating to the world. It offers human beings the illusion of an identity, of dignity, and of morality while making it easier for them to part with them. As the repository of something suprapersonal and objective, it enables people to deceive their conscience and conceal their true position and their inglorious modus vivendi, both from the world and from themselves. It is a very pragmatic but, at the same time, an apparently dignified way of legitimizing what is above, below, and on either side. It is directed toward people and toward God. It is a veil behind which human beings can hide their own fallen existence, their trivialization, and their adaptation to the status quo. It is an excuse that everyone can use, from the greengrocer, who conceals his fear of losing his job behind an alleged interest in the unification of the workers of the world, to the highest functionary, whose interest in staying in power can be cloaked in phrases about service to the working class. The primary excusatory function of ideology, therefore, is to provide people, both as victims and pillars of the post-totalitarian system, with the illusion that the system is in harmony with the human order and the order of the universe. “
yo jeff g ax the morons @ ace What’s Going On / What’s Happening Brother
i think I’ll end up doing them here probably on Saturday cause I have a brazilian coming over
Sarah Palin. What was that about? I bet the memorabilia is already getting scarce on eBay.
Sarah said she would run in there ‘was no true conservative in the race.’ Since there’s no one she can endorse, she needs to put up or shut up. Sh can’t continue on doing whatever she’s doing now because people are beginning to stop paying attention to her.
link
yup she needs to buck up or stay in the truck
She was showing a reality teevee show about Todd and his snowmobile to less than enthusiastic reviews, I heard.
wow it almost tivos itself
Right? After she went camping with Kate plus Eight, it was pretty much into the drain.
yes because an aa dude is the way to go. eff you progg defenders.
its fun to laugh at frauds. you go multiple kathy parkers: sux some spitzer. clowns all.
Who’s AA? That’s supposed to be on the downlow.
link
Clown fight.
Working link for #40.
There is one thing which stands out in that quote nr.
In the world that has been created in the minds of those we would call OWS and their supporters, they see themselves as that greengrocer, heroic, embattled, crying out for us to put on the Roddy Piper shades if even for just a second to see the “real” world. It is a powerful piece of writing but it will not work on those lost souls of the left.
thanks geoffb for the link. despair of current conditions.
“{9}The post-totalitarian system touches people at every step, but it does so with its ideological gloves on. This is why life in the system is so thoroughly permeated with hypocrisy and lies: government by bureaucracy is called popular government; the working class is enslaved in the name of the working class; the complete degradation of the individual is presented as his ultimate liberation; depriving people of information is called making it available; the use of power to manipulate is called the public control of power, and the arbitrary abuse of power is called observing the legal code; the repression of culture is called its development; the expansion of imperial influence is presented as support for the oppressed; the lack of free expression becomes the highest form of freedom; farcical elections become the highest form of democracy; banning independent thought becomes the most scientific of world views; military occupation becomes fraternal assistance. Because the regime is captive to its own lies, it must falsify everything. It falsifies the past. It falsifies the present, and it falsifies the future. It falsifies statistics. It pretends not to possess an omnipotent and unprincipled police apparatus. It pretends to respect human rights. It pretends to persecute no one. It pretends to fear nothing. It pretends to pretend nothing. “
That might be just too much to ask.
I don’t think RyanB is kosher.
Happy ObamaHannukah to my Jew friends and readers!
Does “Jew” modify “friends and readers”, or just “friends”? Should I be reading this?
Think of it as an ecumenical wish, Siver Whistle. Happy Christmas to you!
I stopped at Goldberg’s Deli on the way into work this morning. Got a toasted sesame-seed bagel with chive cream cheese *and* chocolate croissant, with French roast coffee, lots o’ cream.
They had this electric candle thing going, but I think it’s broken, as only two of the lights were on.
Hey, B’Moe! Check it!
And blessings of the season to you and yours, leigh.