Greg Lukianoff, writing in Reason: In 2007 a student working his way through college was found guilty of racial harassment for reading a book in public. Some of his co-workers had been offended by the book’s cover, which included pictures of men in white robes and peaked hoods along with the tome’s title, Notre Dame vs. the Klan. The student desperately explained that it was an ordinary history book, not

GOP contingent: “Before we get started, allow us to note that –” Obama: ” — oldhonkeyssaywhat?” GOP contingent: “Begging your pardon, Mr. President, but what exactly –” Democratic contingent: — [erupts into clapping and those noises trained harbor seals make when they’re begging for some hake] ~ finis ~*