With rumors regarding the gimp he keeps chained in his basement swirling around the internet, and beginning to creep into the MSM, courageous presidential candidate Dave Burge brings some desperately needed straight talk to the situation. With more and more Americans keeping madwomen in attics, skeletons in closets, missing persons in outbuildings, hearts under floorboards, rivals immured in catacombs, and hoboes preserved under lime in crawlspaces, it’s time we as

I’ll admit that in my drinking days, on quite a few occasions I woke up to discover that I had done something…..unsavory the night before that I didn’t remember doing.  But I can’t say as I ever woke up to an accusation that I had dynamited a hotel sundeck.  Spring break being what it is, I’m sure the poor dears were under a lot of pressure to have a vacation

What sort of gun should I bring?

According to a new poll by InsiderAdvantage/Majority Opinion, 82% knew about the controversy surrounding Barack Obama’s relationship with the Rev. Jeremiah Wright and Obama’s speech about race in America.  Of those who knew about the controversy and the speech, 52% said it made them less likely to vote for him.  Moreover, 56% of blacks said the speech made them less likely to vote for him. So Obama is bringing Americans together

Given the chain’s general leftward slant, it is all the more notable that McClatchy is perhaps the first establishment media outlet to report some of the specifics of the Black Liberation Theology that is the vision of Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, Barack Obama’s church — and to note (as already noted here) that Obama dodged the larger issue: Obama’s speech Tuesday on race in America was hailed as

Okay, the chorus is “Medieval woman,” right? “Meee deeeeval woman!  Meee eeeee eeee deval woman.” It sure sounds like it to me, anyway.

(Constituent Services) Robbins-Bobyn She rocks with the governor all night long Hoppin’ and a-boppin’ and a-shleppin’ his schlong All the politicians on J-Bird St. Love to feel the robbins goin’ tweet tweet tweet [Chorus] Rockin’ robbins (tweet tweet tweet) Rockin’ robbins (tweet tweet tweet) Oh rockin’ robbins well you really gonna rock tonight Every little swallow, every chickadee Every little bird in the tall oak tree The wise old owl,

Oy.  Of course. Do you figure these folks were in McCain’s employ? 

From Power Line, Reverend Otis Moss, Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s successor (and I do mean sucks), passes on an opportunity specifically to reject the idea that AIDs was concocted for genocidal purposes by the US government. If anyone’s got a minute to transcribe the thing, I think that will show just how jivey-league it is. 

Logan Murphy is excited about the latest gloom from The Guardian. Meanwhile, the US military claims that foreign fighters are leaving Iraq.  Wretchard has his own views.  Who ya gonna believe?