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March 6, 2007

My Top Five Questions For Mrs. Bill Clinton, The World’s Smartest Woman (CraigC)

5. After your embarrassing performance at the Selma memorial service, why should anyone ever again take you seriously as a candidate for dogcatcher, much less for the Presidency of the United States? 4. Your husband’s stint as the First Black President notwithstanding, did you really think that you could out-black Barack Obama? 3. Did you sing that Negro spiritual you quoted a lot at your Methodist church back in Illinois?

Talking back to stripper music 8 (brought back with absolutely no demand by cranky-d)

“‘Cause tonight, living in a fantasy, in My own little nasty world. Tonight, don’t you want to come with me, Do you think I’m a nasty girl?” Sweetie, fantasy is what it’s all about.  And yes, yes I do.  At least, I hope you are. Answer ghosted here->“Nasty Girl,” Vanity (written by Prince)

Oops, They Did It Again [Dan Collins]

Rash of clumsiness claims 14th Russian journalist. Top Iranian General defects, co-operating with US, according to report. (h/t AoS) Silky Pony speaks for Jesus.  Easter Island Head speaks for Jesus. Hoecake Hildebeast speaks for Jesus.

Mystery Grievance Theatre 3000

Earlier today, in response to a post from David Thompson, I had an email conversation with him about the Church of England.  He said the following: Well, I think people like the Bishop of London are picking up on the passive-aggressive tactics favoured by Muslim lobby groups: “Poor us. Feel our pain. We’ve victimised. So do as we say.” Maybe we’ll have a theological arms race on our hands, as

The Strange, Disturbing, Silky Pony World of Second Life [Dan Collins]

When I heard the news that digitized brownshirts with Bush ‘08 insignia had vandalized Silky Pony’s Second Life site, and that one of his IT people was pitching a fit about it, I began laughing my ass off, because I’m mean.  So, of course, the first thing I did was email Wuzzadem John about it, who did a funny post and then expanded it a bit to talk about Kirsten

Special Announcement: Jeff Offline

He sent me a Blackberry message notifying us that his phone is down, and his internet connection severed for the Time Being (which is a strange being, when you get right down to it).  So, as this is sweeps week, any of you who have in the past contributed anything who wish so to do again, please feel free (techinblack, for example). Thanks. While I try to think of something