Were one to be out much of today hypothetically filming the first of his hypothetical internet teevee shows, would it kill some of you to maybe hypothetically wish him luck? And mow his lawn? While we’re at it, his Jeep ain’t likely to wash itself, either.  Hypothetically speaking.

Evidently set for the 25th of this month, though I heard about it accidentally for the very first time today.  Details here. To borrow a phrase, I’m not very popular with Chicago police department. Still, maybe I’ll show up anyway just to piss off the hosts.  Because that’s what I do.