Fear the Rockies, bitches!  Fear them like you would a federal prosecutor set to grill you about the unnaturally rapid growth of your head, neck, buttocks, and arms! And yeah, I’m looking at you, Barry. **** update:  Rockies win 3-2 in 11 innings.  At Coors.  The bullpen?  4 innings, 1 unearned run.  FEAR THEM!  FOR THEY SHALL SHOCK THE WORLD!

Q: Why did Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney (D-GA) cross the road? A: Clearly you have your story all wrong, Mr. Racist Interlocutor.  As the facts will show, it was the ROAD who crossed CYNTHIA.  Because it hates Blacks.  And women.  And liberal Democrats.  And probably puppies, too.* Though it loves Jews.  Stupid Jew-loving racist road.  How we loathe you. **** (h/t George Gaskell)

The Late Night TV Page lists this Thursday’s guest on “The Colbert Report” as Markos Moulitsas Zuniga. Which, cool for Daily Kos, I guess, but super bad for the universe.  After all, so many levels of irony and ideological blindness colliding at once are sure to rip a hole in the space-time continuum big enough to suck us all back to 1969, where we’d be forced to listen to Joan

From SCOTUSblog’s Lyle Denniston: The Supreme Court on Monday refused to hear the appeal of Jose Padilla, a U.S. citizen held in a military jail for more than three years as an “enemy combatant.” The Court, however, declined to dismiss the case as moot, as the Bush Administration had urged. Only three Justices voted to hear the case, according to the order and accompanying opinions. The case was Padilla v.

Along with the WSJ’s John Fund, Yale alum and Towhall.com writer Clint W. Taylor, proprietor of the Nail Yale blog, has been doing yeoman’s work documenting the story of Yale Talib Sayed Rahmatullah Hashemi, the former Taliban spokesman and “diplomat” recruited by Yale—presumably to check off “misogynists who will drop a wall on queers, given the chance (Allah be pleased)” on their “diversity” sheet.  This morning, Clint emails to highlight

McKinney:  “Bring me the linguini.  With the clam sauce.” Josh the waiter:  “White?” McKinney:  “Excuse me?  What exactly does RACE have to do with my spaghetti topping? “Honkey bitch.”