McKinney: “Bring me the linguini. With the clam sauce.”
Josh the waiter: “White?”
McKinney: “Excuse me? What exactly does RACE have to do with my spaghetti topping?
“Honkey bitch.”
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McKinney eats at Olive Garden? Drop the charges; she’s suffered enough…
I’m ashamed to have Cynthis McKinney as my representative. Her and her nutcase dad, Billy, have been warts on the ass-end of American politics for way too long.
I hoped she was gone for good after Denise Majette got elected, but no such luck. Majette decided to leave the US House of Representatives, and DeKalb County is the kind of place where a race-baiting sociopath like la McKinney is always going to be successful.
I mean, this is the same County where the outgoing Sheriff, Sid Dorsey, arranged the assassination his succesor, Derwin Brown.
IMHO, it’s no coincidence that the area around GA 10 and I-285 in DeKalb has turned into a complete shit-hole since being named “Cynthis McKinney Parkway”.
Ugh. Just thinking about her leaves me feeling dirty and needing a shower.
A rep for the police union made a statement of support, totally backing the officer’s actions and performance.
The part that leaps out at me is “Union”?
How do Dems tap dance around this?
She’s pretty embarrassing, but at least she’s not David Duke. In 1990 I was living in New Orleans, minding my own business, and that fuckhead ran for La. governor against the widely hated former governor Edwin Edwards and the basket-case incumbent, “Buddy” Roemer. Roemer barely campaigns at all and loses, putting Edwin and Duke in a runoff.
I held my nose, voted for Edwards, and four days later moved here to Austin, Texas. God as my witness, I’ll never, ever forgive that asshole for making me vote for Edwin Edwards.
yours/
peter.
What happens to poor Josh when McKinney complains of finding a pubic hair in her clam sauce?
Maybee
Manager takes her race credit card and comps the entire dinner?
Hmm. You sure that’s clam sauce?
I wonder when was the last time she paid for a meal?
Then takes it out of Josh’s pay.
Wait ‘til poor Josh has to tell her about the dessert tray.
“Lucky I didn’t tell her about the dirty knife,” Josh adds, looking into the camera …
[paraphrasing Monty Python]
Peter Jackson,
I remember that race.
“Vote for the crook. It’s important.”
Regards,
Ric
Hmmmm.
“Tiramisu?! What is that? … Oh no you don’t you crazy-assed cracker! You ain’t spreadin this Chocolate on no layer cake of Whites. And I don’t wanna hear about your nuts neither!”
ha ha! I get it! because black people are stupid, and so they think that the words ‘black’ and ‘white’ always connote race, even in contexts where they clearly don’t!
that’s one thing I respect you for, jeff: you’re never the type to go for the cheap laugh. especially not twice in one weekend.
M,
Actually, I didn’t think it was funny the first time. The second time is when it started getting funny, for me. And then when you wrote what you just wrote from atop your cyber-soapbox, I almost pissed my pants.
Jeff is a fucking genius, man. And you’re a douchebag.
f
I had been wondering why that parody site was so unfunny, ‘cause really, it had potential. After reading m’s comment, I don’t wonder about that anymore. I just wonder at the stupidity of some people.
m-
this post has nothing to do with black people. And it isn’t about stupidity.
It is about one woman, and if she were stupid her craven manipulations would be more excusable.
Maybe next time you’ll get it.
No, you don’t. But thanks for playing.
Mr. Goldstein’s site seems to be suffering the double-edged sword of spanning from the wild popularity he deserves. The unfortunate end of that is that it seems to have invited all the children to come play.
I think I shall start penning more “lol” posts simply to mirror the thought these preening brats put into their breathless diatribes… or ignore them, either way.
Mr. Goldstein, I continue to salute you.
And you’re a douchebag.
Sir,
I must respectfully request that you retract the above statement immediately to avoid costly legal action.
Thanks in advance for your attention in this matter,
Squirt Massengail Esq.
President, Douche Antidefamation League
Some of the folks thinking this is “not funny” have missed the point, methinks. Its not funny. It shouldn’t be funny. But since McKinney can get away with it because she’s black (carrying the race card is becoming a shielf of perseus), alot of us are fed up and resort to humor to vent our frustration.
If a white congressperson had hit a police officer, we wouldnt be having this conversation.
McKinney hides behind the fact that Congress members are exempt from walking through the magnometer when everyone inside the beltway knows that there is no way that her HUGE ASS will fit through the 3’ wide portal.
And if I’m McKinney’s lawyer, I’m going to build my case on the fact that when my client stops and turns abruptly, it sets off a chain reaction of flab-waves that ultimately results in my arm coming up in a striking motion. “Purely unintentional as this Jello-mold demontration will show Your Honor”.
alppuccino,
If the mold fits, you must acquit!
-Steve
Actually, I was thinking m had never met a black person…
Sista’ McKinney is just anodda victim of the white power structure that pursucute’s da brotha’s and da sista’a for darin’ to become voices of opposition ta da prevailin racist hegemony….at leas’ dat’s what my papa’s told me.
Gosh, I got up to pee last night and stepped in sick cat-poop. And then I log on and see “m” posted at 2 am. Eerie.
Hey Salt lick, me too. Only it was liquid wharf, so I guess I’m better off.
SW: John
(How do it Know?)
If her ass don’t fit, she’s a-gonna hit.
Well, it’s apology time for me. Here I thought that Ms. McKinney was just bull-rushing the security point because she feels she’s better than everyone else, when in fact she was in such a hurry to get to the meeting because one of her staffers had gathered intel that Krispy Kreme was being served and Charlie Rangle is notorious for hogging all the glazed bismarks. I’m suprised she didn’t give the officer the “dead-leg” along with the “stiff-arm”.
Little-known fact: the Heisman trophy is actually modelled on Cynthia McKinney.
Just the hair Josh.
Just the hair.
No, you didn’t get it. What Jeff obviously meant is that [sarcasm]McKinney isn’t behaving stupidly because she’s stupid, it’s because she’s black (and, consequently, stupid).[/sarcasm].
I mean, if you’re going to interpret Jeff in a way that pleases you (i.e. that he’s a racist, because everyone knows Bush apologists are racists), why go halfway? I mean, why even stop where I did? Obviously Bush apologists are racist, homophobic religious phanatiques, so a couple of jabs in those directions would have rounded out the stereotype nicely. Don’t make me do your work for you.
Dickweed.
I mean, what’s the point, here? Is it that we ought to give Representative (shudder) McKinney a break from criticism because she’s black? I mean, WTF?
She had another press conference with the usual cast of characters. I’m not sure what her legal tactic is here. If I were her atty, I would tell her to cool it and in a few months try to have it handled informally and dismissed. Unless she thrives off confrontation and racial strife. Oh, hell, what am I saying!
Hmmm.
It’s a sad day when people mistake sarcasm for opinion.
Every day is a sad day for people like that.
In answer to a general question you made in the shuttered Jill Carroll thread –
Yes, I’ve read other posts you’ve made. I read this one.
I’m not seeing progress.
Maybe it’s time to cut your losses then and just move on. No need to torture yourself like this.
“douchebag” “dickweed”
I loving the vintage epithets. And so spot on for M.!
Beats the latests LLL slur, “fucktard” hands down.
By the way, I decided the verb form “am” is obsolete.
This cannot be true. Ms. McKinney would never eat at Olive Garden. Now maybe a five star Italian restaurant at taxpayers expense.
This woman is a blatant racist and a liar. To their credit, neither the Democratic leadership or the Black Caucus would not defend this moron. She is an embarrasment.
Cynthia McKinney and her father Billy are the two biggest embarassments that have ever come out of the State of GA. To have a freeway named after her is without a doubt a joke that has been played on all that oppose her antics and to piss them off whenever they see the signs with her name on them. There are so many others more deserving of this honor, as she should not be acknowledged at all. If it were up to me, her American Citizenship would be revoked and she would be floated out to sea in a small boat during a tempest. Her entire district, that use to be a teeming community of viable businesses
is now a ghost town of boarded up windows and doors. The only viable shops you can find in her district are bail bonding companies and D.U.I. schools (one located in a former Steak and Shake) on Cynthia McKinney Parkway. In most towns you can usually find a Dairy Queen, if nothing else, no matter how small the town. Even the Dairy Queen on Wesley Chapel Road has shut down. Oh Yes, Cynthia, you have done your damage, but I bet the people of GA will never allow you to be in an elected position again.
I pray for this.