—Well, it may be Friday, but it’s also St. Patrick’s Day.  So the only chance any of us have at seeing the little fella dance is to sleuth out which Irish pub he’s currently holed up in, then start checking under the skirts of scads of young professional women whose Jameson-soaked Happy Hour loss of inhibitions make them prime targets for what our scheming little armor-plated Lothario assures them is

But don’t panic, Bush haters.  Because this is the kind of compassionate fascism that many of you are cool with —promoted by elites in the best interest of the proles.  From Craig C, via email: Fascism is on the march in Maryland.  The [anti-Bushites] are constantly throwing the word around and don’t even know what it means. Fascism is when the state allows the means of production to remain in

From Iran in Focus: A senior Iranian Ayatollah said on Friday that Iran would never back down from its nuclear pursuit and the nuclear capability was the “dignity of Islam”, state television reported. “The Security Council can do what it likes. We must stand against it since nuclear energy is the dignity of Islam”, Ayatollah Ahmad Jannati, who heads the powerful Guardians Council, told worshippers during his Friday prayers sermon

From Atlas Shrugs, “Dhimmitude and Jewhatred at Harvard”: […] Harvard, recipient of millions in bloody Wahhabi Saudi dollars, issued an extraordinarily antisemitic paper on the American Israel political action committee AIPAC here: AIPAC, which is a de facto agent for a foreign government, has a stranglehold on the U.S. Congress…. I am a member of AIPAC and I am a de facto agent? Uh uh. I am just a girl.

From Wired News: Physicists announced Thursday that they now have the smoking gun that shows the universe went through extremely rapid expansion in the moments after the big bang, growing from the size of a marble to a volume larger than all of observable space in less than a trillion-trillionth of a second. The discovery—which involves an analysis of variations in the brightness of microwave radiation—is the first direct evidence

     “Well, from now on, have your ‘morning sickness’ on your own time and make sure my bagel is properly toasted and spread with cream cheese and chives.  And while we’re at it—no shoes while you’re in my kitchen.  I have my reputation to consider. “Oh—and for Chrissakes, put on some makeup, would you?  You look pale as a canned pea.”

     “Honey?  Can you do me a favor and unchain me another homo from the basement?  I have a new pellet gun I want to test out.  Plus, I’d like his opinion on this tie.  I’m worried it might be a bit too busy.”