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April 2002

Fish ‘n’ Chaps

“Britain’s oldest man, a member of the country’s increasingly exclusive club of people who have lived during three centuries, has died at the age of 109, his caregivers said Friday. Fred Moore died Sunday at the home for the elderly [Quaker House] where he lived in New Milton, Hampshire, in southern England,” The Washington Post

Fish ‘n’ Chaps

“Britain’s oldest man, a member of the country’s increasingly exclusive club of people who have lived during three centuries, has died at the age of 109, his caregivers said Friday. Fred Moore died Sunday at the home for the elderly [Quaker House] where he lived in New Milton, Hampshire, in southern England,” The Washington Post

I believe in being direct

A reader writes: “[…] You have a foul mouth. Can’t you think of any words to use other than curse words?” A: Yes, plenty. Now sod off.

Fight the Power, Refuse to Shower

So Tim Ahmann and his crew of journo-puppets — reporting for Reuters — have a different take on the Anti-globo, “Jews-are-Devils” patchouli-fest happening in D.C. than, say,

“Scratchin’ an’ suh-viv-in…!”

Zonitics’ Edward Boyd’s been

“Scratchin’ an’ suh-viv-in…!”

Zonitics’ Edward Boyd’s been

Arrest ‘em?  I hardly know ‘em?

From Ha’aretz:

Arrest ‘em?  I hardly know ‘em?

From Ha’aretz:

Mea Culpa Oya Veya

Saturday Fictions

(A little prose poem / short story, in lieu of more filthy Arab politics — which I just can’t bring myself to write about today.) Isaac and Rachel: A Love Song Analepsis/Prolepsis This is how his father was. Opportunity for prayer, which the old man couched in the secular “giving thanks,” lay open everywhere, a ubiquitous pressing together of fleshy palms, a collision of large-fingered hams pruning the air, centering