Jay Nordlinger’s latest NRO “Impromptus” column contains this amusing bit: And now John Ashcroft has been bitten by The Great Breast

Hangovers and sniffles: if days had “themes,” today’s theme would be “hungover with the sniffles.” Used to be that Nyquil could dry me up; not so with this latest fiesty cold. I’m, uh…thick with sluggish unhealth, I guess you’d say. And it doesn’t help that I drank a lot of beer and ate a lot of non-nutritious garbage yesterday. My body is quite mad at me — as well it