Wait, so my car’s all liberating and whatnot when you‘ve got ambitions, but I stay out late drinking one time, and suddenly you’re all, like, “take your fast car and keep on driving”…? Wow, thanks for being so understanding. Feminazi. “Fast Car,” Tracy Chapman

I’m too shy shy? What about you? I mean, of the two of us, I’m the only one here with my pants off, right…? Kajagoogoo, “Too Shy”

Blunt, chronic, dutchie, whatever… Just hurry up and pass that shit over here. And pass those Sour Cream and Onion Lays over, too, while you’re at it… “Pass the Dutchie,” Musical Youth

No, go ahead — touch me, please! I actually love the way you tease! In fact, if you could just do that thing with your pinky… “Tainted Love,” Soft Cell

No, she’s the kind of girl you dream of. Me, I like a chick with a little more stuffing in the pillow. Hell, give me a beanbag chair with a tongue, I’m easy… **** for Bruce “Easy Lover,” Phil Collins and Philip Bailey

Well then let’s compromise, okay? I don’t leave you hangin’ on like a yo-yo, you don’t grab my ass every time I get up to go to the refrigerator. Deal? Freak… **** for Kathy. Wham! “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go”

Yeah? Well I know Diane. Personally. And let’s just say chili dogs ain’t all she likes suckin’ on outside the Tastee Freeze, okay?

Domo what is it now? I’m sorry, but I have no idea what you’re talking about. None. Like, whatsover.

Yes, I do. I really want to hurt you and I really want to make you cry. Now wipe your face and lose that stupid hat. The neighbors are starting to talk…

Yeah? Well, I wish that I had Jessie’s girl, too. But, y’know, shit happens.