Yeah? Well I know Diane. Personally. And let’s just say chili dogs ain’t all she likes suckin’ on outside the Tastee Freeze, okay?
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Yes, Jeff, but life goes on no matter what was sucked and long after the thrill for living is gone.
G’d, I love this category!
What would Diane do with a little 15-year-old mental midget like you?
That’s inches. 15 inches..
Let’s just keep the Pope out of this, okay?
Deal. Provided he stops hanging outside the Tastee Freeze, of course…
Rae: Oh, I think I can go on like this forever…
Yeah, Jeff, but you’re picking the easy-to-spot ones. How long until you’re playing “stump the readers” with obscure lyrics?
I don’t know what I enjoy more:
Jeff’s ongoing exclusive Barbara Walters interview with Theresa Heinz Kerry, or Linda’s ongoing self-righteous, “I’m-so-disappointed-at-your-complete-lack-of-maturity-and-yet-I-still-can’t-look-away” comments that come around like clockwork.
In a world that has disappointed me so many times, this is my Rock of Gibraltar.
Personally, I prefer the image of Jeff in a fully-lubricated threeway with Barbara Walters and Theresa Heinz Kerry… and then Strap-On John kicks the door in.
….must……find…….way……to……erase……mental……image…….
And does what? The government is to stay out of the bedroom of the American people. Uh-huh. Wait, perhaps he offers his voting record on “free-trade?”
But, I must concur with Jeremy, I am using all my brain power to remove such images….
Jeff,
The game is clever alright, but some of us have extremely limited memories from way back in the eighties and don’t recognize many of these lyrics. Any chance you could elucidate in the first comment spot for those of us in the slow lane?
Well, I don’t like to give things away, Ron, but maybe I can use the invisible ink trick.
Re: this post, The song title rhymes with Black and Cyan, and the artist rhymes with Don Luger Smellencramp.
Good answer. Like the reference to Luger there, Jeff.
Are you taking requests, Jeff?
Huh. I didn’t even know Ron “Booger” Sellemtamp was behind “Crackin’ my Man”
DOH!