… find out victim was a spider… Sydney (AFP) – Piercing screaming and shouts of “I’m going to kill you” prompted Australian police to rush to a Sydney home at 2am, only to find an embarrassed man and a large spider. New South Wales’s police said officers raced to the apartment in the harbourside suburb of Wollstonecraft last Saturday after reports of a violent domestic dispute between a man and

“Dear, we aren’t going to discuss that now.” “Really, we aren’t going to discuss that.” “Really? I believe you need to leave now.” Ace has some great suggestions, It is the goal of the dedicated Thanksgivingman, then, to achieve the sublime art of giving offense without offense being taken. My basic strategy is thus: It would be as rude of you as it is rude of your cretinous grownchildren kin

Just when I thought Social Justice Warriors couldn’t delve any deeper into the absurd Student leaders have pulled the mat out from 60 University of Ottawa students, ending a free on-campus yoga class over fears the teachings could be seen as a form of “cultural appropriation.” Jennifer Scharf, who has been offering free weekly yoga instruction to students since 2008, says she was shocked when told in September the program

UnitedHealth warns losses “unsustainable” … The chief executive officer of the largest U.S. health insurance company on Thursday told investors that the company’s losses from Obamacare were worsening, showed no signs of improvement, and would be unsustainable beyond 2016. UnitedHealth Group CEO Stephen J. Hemsley made the comments in a conference call after the insurer warned investors about $425 million in losses primarily due to its participation in Obamacare, even

Just.Say.No. You can do some pretty cool things with a big, badass beard. Since the lumbersexual trend took over, we’ve seen everything from flower-clad facial hair and rainbow-colored scruff to beards covered in little Christmas ornaments. If you’ve been getting into the holiday spirit by hanging beard baubles all over your face, you should know those dull decorations aren’t the only ways you can make a seasonal style statement. Apparently,

Want to bet this would not have happened if the note was directed toward another boy? A 9-year-old Florida boy could face sexual harassment charges for penning love notes to a girl in his class, his furious mother said. The tiny admirer gushed about his crush, telling her she’s “pretty and cute” while boldly revealing his feelings for her in the handwritten loose-leaf letter, ABC Action News reported. “I like

Of course, it’s all the fault of the hatey-hatey cismale, heteronormative boys who decide they just don’t want to get involved with a “transgender girl” who is a fully-intact male. Appearing in a new BBC Three documentary, Young, Trans and Looking for Love, they let viewers see a glimpse of their lives as they struggle to find love. The doc shows the moment Claire, from Virginia, meets a guy that

There were shouts of Jesus is Great! Allah Akbar, but who really knows? Al Qaeda-linked jihadists claimed responsibility for an ongoing and deadly hostage-taking at a hotel in Mali’s capital Friday, as U.S. and Malian special forces worked to free at least 90 people who were still inside. Malian army commander Modibo Nama Traore told The Associated Press that at least one guest earlier reported that the attackers instructed him