Puppies! Yay, puppies…! **** update: Indeed, there’s much wisdom to be found in the celebration of puppyhood.

Notice me. That’s it, not much to ask, a week of Rene what’s his name, the little Puerto Rican fuck with the thick lips and that awful awful hair….notice me, notice me. Micah Wright? Christ a tenth of my talent he has, the Photoshop hack, yet all the delicious vitriol spilled on him, wasted on him, spent spent spent on him, but — notice. Me. Notice me. I rail and

Notice me. That’s it, not much to ask, a week of Rene what’s his name, the little Puerto Rican fuck with the thick lips and that awful awful hair….notice me, notice me. Micah Wright? Christ a tenth of my talent he has, the Photoshop hack, yet all the delicious vitriol spilled on him, wasted on him, spent spent spent on him, but — notice. Me. Notice me. I rail and

Jonathan Mardukas: “Why are you so unpopular with the Chicago police department? Jack…?”

“President Vagina: please don’t touch my bush!” Or something like that.

…while I run to the post office. Seriously. You have my word. I will never lie to you again. Let’s see how the Jews like them apples.

…while I run to the post office. Seriously. You have my word. I will never lie to you again. Let’s see how the Jews like them apples.

Hi. My name is protein wisdom. I’m a well-known blog, and I’ve been lying to you. I’ve kept the secret for years now, but all lies grow and eventually get out of control. This is me coming clean about my Big Lie. What did I lie about? Oh, nothing much… Except that I was never a blog. I never spent a day composing online. I never really learned Movable Type.

h/t: Charles.

h/t: Charles.