Britney Spears, completely naked…!

Q: How many Abu Ghraib prison guards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Climb down off the Iraqi, Lynndie.

Q: How many Abu Ghraib prison guards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Climb down off the Iraqi, Lynndie.

Swimming Pool (2003) Directed by Fran

Grimm: “And that’s right here, in area code 212…?”

Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

James at 15 (or, The Lance Kerwin Experience) My bologna has a first name, and it’s “Keith.” Nothing beats a hot-buttered biscuit — except maybe two hot-buttered biscuits! Brazenly flouting established due process rules since 1977 I find the duck to be the funniest of all God’s creatures. You? Dude, are those gummie worms? Sweeeeet! What the fuck is a “corn nut”? Piper Perabo Yam **** related in no way.

eg. “Is that your abutment?” “Yes, that abutment belongs to me.”

eg. “Is that your abutment?” “Yes, that abutment belongs to me.”

Lileks thinks I should wait on the Hunter S. Thompson glasses. He withholds comment, however, on my repeated use of the phrase “that’s really freaky, man.” And before you ask, yes, of course he’s talking about me.