First General: “Wait, so how will they even know they’ve been shot by a Jew bullet?”* Second General: “That’s a good question. I really don’t have an answer –“ Rep. Neil Abercrombie (D-HI): “– Because first off, Jew bullets have a bigger nose — Rep. Curt Weldon (R-PA): “– and secondly, once they’ve gone clean through a target, Jew bullets pick themselves back up and use themselves a second time.

Chapter 21: Hatless in Bar Harbour Chapter 1. Chapter 2. Chapter 3. Chapter 4. Chapter 5. Chapter 6. Chapter 7. Chapter 8. Chapter 9. Chapter 10. Chapter 11. Chapter 12. Chapter 13. Chapter 14. Chapter 15. Chapter 16. Chapter 17. Chapter 18. Chapter 19. Chapter 20.      When we first arrived in Boston, Liz arranged to borrow Robin’s Jeep for the week, a black and blue two-tone job with a beige

As a corrective to Dick Cheney’s rather earthy language on the Senate floor yesterday, Michelle Malkin challenges readers to come up with their own profanity-free Patrick Leahy insults — a feat which, like coaxing Teddy Kennedy to sleep without benefit of a bottle of tequila and a pair of cheap Southie hookers, can be done, certainly….but that doesn’t mean it’s going to be easy.

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The monkey is tired and strung out on barbituates. But he hasn’t put away his tap shoes, if that’s what you’re asking.

From “Tortured Arguments: How to interpret those Bush interrogation documents,” WSJ: The good, if under-reported, news is that the pile of documents released by the Bush Administration this week effectively rebuts the charges of “torture” that have been flying around. While White House and Justice Department lawyers did explore the legal limits of permissible interrogation techniques–something it would have been irresponsible not to do after 9/11 — it turns out

Q: How many New York Times news editors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: That’s not a lightbulb, it’s a 1964 Corvair convertible with racing seats. And what precisely do you mean by “screw in”?

I missed this epilogue earlier, so maybe you did, too: “Iraqi Militants [Islamic terrorists with no connection to Iraq who are currently working in Iraq – ed.] Plant Bomb in Kim Sun-il

…but it doesn’t exactly prove prove that Bin Laden and Saddam ordered a single milkshake and two spoons, if you catch our drift.” From today’s Times: The document, which asserts that Mr. bin Laden “was approached by [the Iraqi] side,” states that Mr. bin Laden previously “had some reservations about being labeled an Iraqi operative,” but was now willing to meet in Sudan, and that “presidential approval” was granted to