16 Replies to “Will the monkey dance today?”

1. hun says:

   June 25, 2004 at 4:40 pm

   re: your recent comment on this blog.

   Not to be a feminazi (a word I am confident is in your vocabulary)… but do you find this amusing?  Is it your personal experience that intelligent and educated women are impressed when you make sly, underhanded remarks alluding that they are nothing more than genitalia?  Bravo, my friend.  You have proved something; now go figure out exactly what that is. 

2. Jeff G says:

   June 25, 2004 at 4:48 pm

   Actually, by “tulips” I was making reference to your tagline:  “An ordinairy Dutch girl, posting thoughts…..” But I’m comfortable discoursing about your labia if you are.

   My, such a filthy little mind.

   As for the “feminazi” thing. Yes, it is in my vocabulary insofar as I know what it means and I know how it’s used.  I generally don’t use it, though—particularly not when talking about flowers common to the Netherlands.

   And yes, I find this all rather amusing.

3. Joe says:

   June 25, 2004 at 5:24 pm

   Funny, Jeff, I thought intelligent and educated women preferred to ascertain the subject matter at hand before insulting us male chauvinist pigs; I see now the error of my ways, and shall assume henceforth that all vague remarks will be interpreted by said women as tantamount to comparisons to female genitalia. I sincerely hope that will suffice. However, should it not, allow me to be more direct: tough shit.

   And hun, I think you know which synonym for female genitalia would apply to you.
   
   But thanks for the chuckles – you Dutch are always good for a laugh.

4. LittleA says:

   June 25, 2004 at 5:37 pm

   Yes, yes, all this genitalia talk is well and good, but what about the MONKEY?.  And is he wearing a tutu?

5. Sharp as a Marble says:

   June 25, 2004 at 5:51 pm

   Look, I don’t have that much time to read everything posted here, so I skim.

   All I got off of this entry is something about monkey genetalia. I feel dirty…

6. Scott R says:

   June 25, 2004 at 5:51 pm

   No, the vicar is wearing a tutu.

7. Matt Moore says:

   June 25, 2004 at 6:11 pm

   There are two things I can’t stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.

8. hun says:

   June 25, 2004 at 6:36 pm

   Darlings, read more carefully.  I am American born and bred, although I am sorry that you find it necessary to typify people based solely on their nationality.  Furthermore, my mind may be dirty, but my genitalia are above reproach.  Use all the synonyms you want, if it makes you feel better.  Thanks.

   …and Jeff, I remain skeptical that your Holland reference was as innocent as you claim, but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt lest I besmirch your reputation.

   Love, Hun (not JustAGirl)

9. Sharp as a Marble says:

   June 25, 2004 at 6:44 pm

   Hun, you just don’t know Jeff. His best comment so far has been
   

   Christ, does it ever smell like guys who massage each others’ feet in here.

   I still giggle everytime I think about that…

10. BH says:

    June 25, 2004 at 9:38 pm

    Tulips as a euphemism for female genitalia?  Rose, yes, blossom in general, yes, but tulip?  I don’t see it.

11. jmflynny says:

    June 25, 2004 at 11:12 pm

    Jeff, you can now consider yourself properly scolded. Don’t let it happen again. That is, unless you like it, in which case, I’m sure that V-man will loan his whip to you.

12. myonce says:

    June 25, 2004 at 11:47 pm

    Orchids, according to Heinlein.

13. Pale Infidel says:

    June 26, 2004 at 12:07 am

    I prefer skunkweed myself…but hey, that’s just me.

14. Joe says:

    June 26, 2004 at 12:18 am

    Yup, looks like Jeff’s off the hook. I’m pretty sure I’m not, though. Still, it’s such a relief to have permission to use synonyms – I’d be lost without them.

15. Velociman says:

    June 26, 2004 at 4:53 am

    Tulips! Ummm. Labia! Ummm.

16. Beck says:

    June 27, 2004 at 2:48 am

    BH: Maybe it’s a pun off of “two lips”. 

    Mulva?

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