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Ethnic Shrapnel (or, overheard at a meeting of the House Armed Services Committee)

First General: “Wait, so how will they even know they’ve been shot by a Jew bullet?”*

Second General: “That’s a good question. I really don’t have an answer –“

Rep. Neil Abercrombie (D-HI): “– Because first off, Jew bullets have a bigger nose —

Rep. Curt Weldon (R-PA): “– and secondly, once they’ve gone clean through a target, Jew bullets pick themselves back up and use themselves a second time. Because what, you want they should waste a perfectly good round of ammo?”

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h/t michele; also Allah, and Spoons, and SR, and Kim du toit

update: slogan it.

8 Replies to “Ethnic Shrapnel (or, overheard at a meeting of the House Armed Services Committee)”

  1. Britton says:

    “”Wait, so how will they even know they’ve been shot by a Jew bullet?””

    This isn’t about the ones we want to shoot, it’s about the ones we would rather avoid getting into a fight with. That aloows us to concentrate more on shooting those in the first group.

  2. Ken Summers says:

    HAHAHA! Beautiful!

    Just so you know, Jeff, I’m running a contest here, and I fully intend to steal every cool slogan generated in your comments.

    Rock on, kids! Keep those slogans coming!

  3. Ken Summers says:

    And Britton, I don’t care to cater to anti-Semitism. They don’t like it, tough shit.

  4. SarahW says:

    Hey Jihadi’s, it’s up to you!

    Stop Jew Bullets,

    please.

  5. Robin Roberts says:

    Unbelievable that Congressmen would stoop to such inane comments in public.  Ooops there I go being naive again.

    There was already a rumor throughout Iraq that american jews were buying property in Iraq to colonize.  I’m sick of catering to the mental-defectives.  As far as I’m concerned, buy some Israeli rifles, some Israeli artillery and some Israeli tanks ( the Merkava is especially attractive in a nice metal-flake gold with a Star of David hanging from the rear-view mirror ) and shoot up all the “insurgents” with that hardware.

  6. Wait, I know!  Here’s a new idea!  Maybe we could mark each bullet with a little gold Star of David to show that it came from Israel.  Oh, drat, I just remembered that I think a similar concept was tried already somewhere else . . .  So much for new ideas and anti-Semitism, huh?  I’m just glad that honorable gentleman doesn’t represent me or my district.

  7. Ken Summers says:

    Slogans posted. Go have some fun (and add some more!)

  8. Moi says:

    Of course, if Muslim guerrilas would rather NOT be shot w/ Jewish ammunition, they could always just BEHAVE themselves…

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