First General: “Wait, so how will they even know they’ve been shot by a Jew bullet?”*
Second General: “That’s a good question. I really don’t have an answer –“
Rep. Neil Abercrombie (D-HI): “– Because first off, Jew bullets have a bigger nose —
Rep. Curt Weldon (R-PA): “– and secondly, once they’ve gone clean through a target, Jew bullets pick themselves back up and use themselves a second time. Because what, you want they should waste a perfectly good round of ammo?”
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h/t michele; also Allah, and Spoons, and SR, and Kim du toit
update: slogan it.
“”Wait, so how will they even know they’ve been shot by a Jew bullet?””
This isn’t about the ones we want to shoot, it’s about the ones we would rather avoid getting into a fight with. That aloows us to concentrate more on shooting those in the first group.
HAHAHA! Beautiful!
Just so you know, Jeff, I’m running a contest here, and I fully intend to steal every cool slogan generated in your comments.
Rock on, kids! Keep those slogans coming!
And Britton, I don’t care to cater to anti-Semitism. They don’t like it, tough shit.
Hey Jihadi’s, it’s up to you!
Stop Jew Bullets,
please.
Unbelievable that Congressmen would stoop to such inane comments in public. Ooops there I go being naive again.
There was already a rumor throughout Iraq that american jews were buying property in Iraq to colonize. I’m sick of catering to the mental-defectives. As far as I’m concerned, buy some Israeli rifles, some Israeli artillery and some Israeli tanks ( the Merkava is especially attractive in a nice metal-flake gold with a Star of David hanging from the rear-view mirror ) and shoot up all the “insurgents” with that hardware.
Wait, I know! Here’s a new idea! Maybe we could mark each bullet with a little gold Star of David to show that it came from Israel. Oh, drat, I just remembered that I think a similar concept was tried already somewhere else . . . So much for new ideas and anti-Semitism, huh? I’m just glad that honorable gentleman doesn’t represent me or my district.
Slogans posted. Go have some fun (and add some more!)
Of course, if Muslim guerrilas would rather NOT be shot w/ Jewish ammunition, they could always just BEHAVE themselves…