A: no-no*

A: no-no*

Teresa Heinz Kerry just let one rip. A bad one, too — like spoiled meatloaf sick on deviled eggs and asparagus. Naturally, she’s blaming it on her Colombian sous chef — whom she’s just fired, even as she pinches off another nasty airmuffin in his wake. How utterly predictable.*

Were John Edwards an octagon instead of a filthy rich plaintiff’s attorney playing at Democratic populist politics, there’d be, like, eight Americas — making it that much more difficult to choose a vacation spot. Which, y’know, no thank you. So. Good thing Senator Edwards is not an octagon, is all I have to say.

…and the answer, to paraphrase David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel* is…none…much worse off are we were in the 1970s. Oh. And about those two Americas…? Today, there are two Americas. One America agrees with [Vermont] Congressman [Bernie] Sanders [who said, “

…and the answer, to paraphrase David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel* is…none…much worse off are we were in the 1970s. Oh. And about those two Americas…? Today, there are two Americas. One America agrees with [Vermont] Congressman [Bernie] Sanders [who said, “

THK: “I quite like the blue packaging… Tell me, is this the same thing as Spam? Or is Spam a different thing that poor people eat…?”

THK: “I quite like the blue packaging… Tell me, is this the same thing as Spam? Or is Spam a different thing that poor people eat…?”

For his continuing effort to disrupt the mainstream media’s narrative that the Bushies foisted lies and misleading innuendo about an Iraq – al-Qaeda connection on an overly trusting American public, The Weekly Standard’s Stephen Hayes should be regularly congratulated. July 5/12 WS: “Bill Clinton Was Right…There was a Saddam-Osama connection and we’re learning more every day.” Meanwhile the men at the top of the administration [former State Department spokesman James

Vintage “Stretch Armstrong” action figures Pulled pork sandwiches The 2004 Jeep Wrangler Sahara 4WD Cheese Whiz / Bill INDC Bo Derek’s Bolero wardrobe Poor people Mary Jo Kopechne’s ghost Clanton’s Trailer Park, Oklahoma City, OK Hillary Rodham Clinton **** h/t michele