8 Replies to “Have not been invited to speak at the Democratic National Convention, Boston, 2004”

1. Bill from INDC says:

   July 14, 2004 at 11:50 pm

   Au contraire, smart-ass. I HAVE been invited to speak. I’ve got a 3 minute block between Peter Arnett and John Walker-Lindh. So Nyaa.

2. michele says:

   July 14, 2004 at 11:59 pm

   Bill, I had no idea about the Cheeze Whiz thing. Do you come in a can?

3. Joe says:

   July 15, 2004 at 12:02 am

   Bill, were you speaking for cheese wiz, or for yourself ?

   Because I know Mr.-hotshot-wisdom there is wrong about #2) pulled pork sandwiches. Michael Moore told me he sent their regrets in months ago …

4. Scott R says:

   July 15, 2004 at 12:18 am

   What the current status of Vlasic Kosher Dill Spears in a 24oz jar?

   http://www.five24.net/pics/pic4-koser-dill-spears-over.gif

5. CGHill says:

   July 15, 2004 at 12:29 am

   If Ted Kennedy slouches behind a podium and surreptitiously pulls his pork, the demand for the video will be nearly as crushing as the demand for air-sickness bags.

6. Silicon Valley Jim says:

   July 15, 2004 at 4:30 pm

   “If Ted Kennedy slouches behind a podium and surreptitiously pulls his pork, the demand for the video will be nearly as crushing as the demand for air-sickness bags.”

   And anybody who objects will be portrayed by NPR and the New York Times as a wild-eyed, Bible-thumping prude who’s trying to impose his religious values on the whole country.

7. Matt says:

   July 15, 2004 at 4:46 pm

   How interesting that you have Stretch Armstrong immediately before Pulled Pork.

8. charles austin says:

   July 15, 2004 at 6:12 pm

   Why only 9?  Is there one hidden in invisible ether-ink?

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