No. I take that back. Let’s go with completely predictable, instead. Christ. It’s like half the country’s in junior high school.

“Los Alamos National Laboratory director Pete Nanos shut down the country’s leading nuclear weapons lab on Friday,” DefenseTech is reporting. …Which means somebody must’ve finally gotten around to stealing all the doors and windows. *** h/t Glenn

The sound you are about to hear is my good will evaporating. Ready? Begin. Banzaiiiiiiiiii! *

I, Robot (2004) Directed by Alex Proyas. Stars Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan, Alan Tudyk, and James Cromwell. Five words or less review: Asimov spins in his grave.

Sourdough baguettes Roman Polanski’s penis The NAACP snack table Beef tartar A guy who everybody says looks kinda like Al Franken, only thinner Studio 54 The laff track from “Family Ties” Jacques Derrida’s Limited Inc. Hillary Rodham Clinton

MSNBC: “Bobby Fischer detained in Japan: Blames ‘Creepy Japanese Jews, with their filthy kosher sushi bars and their poisonous slanty-eyed Manischewitz saki,’ for ‘targeting’ him” Well, that’s what I heard, anyway.

Moore: “Uh, I asked for extra cheese.” Domino’s delivery boy: “Right. And the ticket says this has extra cheese on it, sir –“ Moore: “– I don’t care what the ticket says, boy! I know extra cheese, and this is not extra cheese. Now take it back and bring me a fresh one. And make sure they put some extra goddamn cheese on it this time, understand?”

Moore: “Uh, I asked for extra cheese.” Domino’s delivery boy: “Right. And the ticket says this has extra cheese on it, sir –“ Moore: “– I don’t care what the ticket says, boy! I know extra cheese, and this is not extra cheese. Now take it back and bring me a fresh one. And make sure they put some extra goddamn cheese on it this time, understand?”

Everybody knows that… Jordanian militant Abu Musab al-Zarqawi set up “sleeper cells” in Baghdad before the Iraq war to attack American forces occupying the country, according to a British intelligence report. The report, dated March 2003 and released as part of an overall review of British intelligence, forecast the string of Zarqawi’s attacks against American targets during the past year “using car bombs and other weapons.” It said he was

Everybody knows that… Jordanian militant Abu Musab al-Zarqawi set up “sleeper cells” in Baghdad before the Iraq war to attack American forces occupying the country, according to a British intelligence report. The report, dated March 2003 and released as part of an overall review of British intelligence, forecast the string of Zarqawi’s attacks against American targets during the past year “using car bombs and other weapons.” It said he was