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The Human Stain (2003) Directed by Robert Benton.  Stars Anthony Hopkins, Nicole Kidman, Gary Sinise, and Ed Harris. Five words or less review:  Wait, Hannibal Lecter is black…?

Democrats to the American Electorate:  “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.  Concentrate on Bush.  Bush is evil.  Evil.  Evil.”*

Democrats to the American Electorate:  “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.  Concentrate on Bush.  Bush is evil.  Evil.  Evil.”*

The Democrat-heavy California Assembly addresses California voters on the subject of outsourcing:  “Study?  What study?  We don’t recall any study. “…Perhaps you’re not confusing us with, say, the Oregonian Assembly?  That’s an easy mistake to make, after all—what with us both wearing suits and shoes and ties and fancy watches and whatnot…” (h/t Pej.  More here and here)

The Democrat-heavy California Assembly addresses California voters on the subject of outsourcing:  “Study?  What study?  We don’t recall any study. “…Perhaps you’re not confusing us with, say, the Oregonian Assembly?  That’s an easy mistake to make, after all—what with us both wearing suits and shoes and ties and fancy watches and whatnot…” (h/t Pej.  More here and here)

“Duck and Cover” “Self-inflicted Wound” “Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow” “The Princess and the Pea” “John Kerry Reporting for a Very Public Asskicking!” “Swift Boat Veterans for ‘Make Them Stop, Please,‘ cried the whiny liberal dandies” “The French Connection III” “Tea Cups and Shrimp Forks” “You’re fucking joking, right…?” **** story

“Duck and Cover” “Self-inflicted Wound” “Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow” “The Princess and the Pea” “John Kerry Reporting for a Very Public Asskicking!” “Swift Boat Veterans for ‘Make Them Stop, Please,‘ cried the whiny liberal dandies” “The French Connection III” “Tea Cups and Shrimp Forks” “You’re fucking joking, right…?” **** story

From Drudge (h/t Ace): Kerry’s campaign now says is possible first Purple Heart was awarded for unintentional self-inflicted wound… Kerry received Purple Heart for wounds suffered on 12/2/68… In Kerry’s own journal written 9 days later, he writes he and his crew, quote, ‘hadn’t been shot at yet’… Developing… In related news, Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann remove their withered little balls with a boxcutter and reluctantly send them to

nervous militant 1:  “Feh.  I could beat Angola myself, Halil.  Do not read too much into the Great Satan’s renewed hardwood prowess.  After all, Lebron James would never dunk on Allah like he did on those hapless Angolan dogs.” nervous militant 2:  “Praise be to him.” nervous militant 1:  “Praise be to him, indeed.  I mean, Allah brings the D, Dawg…!”*