Via HotAir, video of Joe Lieberman patiently explaining to CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, pace Arlen Specter—who rumor has it is about to call for Congressional investigations into why there aren’t more Congressional investigations—that Nancy Pelosi’s bid to become a pinched and tucked version of Jimmy Carter was “bad for America.” Sayeth Lieberman the apostate: “I respectfully and strongly disagree with Arlen Specter and with Nancy Pelosi. I believe her visit to

No, son.  You aren’t tired.  The gene that uses you as a giant robot to fulfill its survival imperative wants you to lay your ass down so that it can get some rest. The selfish prick.*

Outrage as Iran captives cash in The MoD said: “Serving personnel are not allowed to enter into financial arrangements with media organisations. However in exceptional circumstances such as the award of the Victoria Cross or events such as those in recent days, permission can be granted by commanding officers and the MoD.” It said the decision had been made because of the “exceptional media interest” and it would have “someone

Jill at Feministing is up in arms about a gay activist acting against type: Daniel Hughes, president of the student group Progressive Alliance for Life, said he is among the students who have confronted administrators with concerns over summer internship funding. He said he threatened to take the matter to the church officials if action wasn’t taken. Aleinikoff said Georgetown’s decision had nothing to do with external pressure. Hughes said

No, son. That’s not snow covering our back patio this morning.  God just spilled a little of his blow, is all.

I’ve been to New Orleans, outside of Bourbon Street, without protection, and you haven’t. (h/t American Thinker)

I took the Cohens’ dog, Then I chucked tomatoes Over the fence separating your yard from theirs. When the old man got mad And tore up the plants, I consoled you in your distress. By the way, have I mentioned “Fuck Harper’s” lately?  Fuck Harper’s: More evidence of the White House’s partisan manipulation of relations with Syria emerged yesterday, as President Jimmy Carter told a gathering in New York about

I stole your bicycle from the neighbor’s drive, But when you raised a stink, I brought it back to your garage. Now I think it’s only fair That everyone regard me In a favorable light For my generosity. Thompson weighs in.  Fred . . . not that well-meaning ninny, Tommy.  Still, there’s a Thompson who’s still dumber and more dishonest than Tom. Meanwhile, paul ilc is back at Bloody Scott,

Reader John H sends along this Detroit News editorial, aptly (if pointedly) titled “An iPod for every kid? Are they !#$!ing idiots?” And while the title may not please many social conservatives (children, after all, need be protected from potty-mouthedness, even when it is referenced quasi-diacritically), fiscal conservatives will almost certainly feel the Detroit News’ pain: We have come to the conclusion that the crisis Michigan faces is not a