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Strange Question at PJM [Dan Collins]

Who exactly is Mansoor Ijaz – the guy who asked Mitt Romney the ill-fated question about whether or not he would put a Muslim in his cabinet?  Or maybe it would make a great sequel . . .

Root Cause Redux [Dan Collins]

Splodeydopes:  The family of a suicide bomber who killed 17 U.N. staff in Algiers this week said he joined Islamist rebels after failing to get a taxi license and was motivated by “ignorance, not poverty”, a newspaper reported. “We got nothing from al Qaeda, we are still very poor,” Bechla Rabah’s oldest son Younes told Echorouk. “Ignorance, not poverty, this is what pushed my father to blow himself up.” Al

The Power of Prayer [Dan Collins; updated]

A winter storm poised to strike Pittburgh, where Liz Stephans lives, has been diverted to the north due to the prayers of Protein Wisdom readers. Snow fell from the Plains across the Midwest on Saturday, accumulating as much as a foot in places, as the second wintry storm in a week barreled through on its way to New England.Tens of thousands of people still had no electricity since the first

The Kurse of Kerrigan [Dan Collins]

Another person who once crossed Nancy Kerrigan has died a mysterious death. Brian Sean Griffith, a former bodyguard to figure skater Tonya Harding who admitted a role in the attack on her rival Nancy Kerrigan during Olympics tryouts, has died. He was 40. Griffith died Wednesday of what his doctor reported as “natural causes,” according to the Washington County medical examiner’s office. The specific cause of death is expected to

Mike Declines To Stomp [Dan Collins]

the protoplasm envelope that houses the obnoxious being tagged “Chuck Adkins,” tempting as that is, out of pity and the knowledge that Christiana would not have wanted him to. All of which is beside the most important point, which in the end is this: the huge, spontaneous tsunami of love, sympathy, and support that followed in the wake of the unjustified and unjustifiable outrage that precipitated it is probably the

Just In Time for Christmas! [Dan Collins]

Protein Wisdom items make great codpiece stuffers!

Dipshiplomat [Dan Collins]

Dutch diplomat and wife adopt Korean girl, decide it’s not right for their lifestyle, return it in good condition, and suddenly find themselves in a shitstorm.  What’s the big?  Geez, it’s not like Ellen fobbing off that dog. They’re unbelievably selfish, pinheaded jackasses, obviously, but I’m glad they gave the girl up, as Korean girls make notoriously difficult housepets. 

Word [Dan Collins]

Comment by Ric Caric on 12/15 @ 1:30 am # |Edit This Goldstein should make sure he uses all his Viagra while he’s on his little sex tour. Remember the trouble Limbaugh had with his stash when he came back from his sex tourist trip to the Dominican Republic. Hahahaha.  Jeff does one-handed push ups every morning–without using his hands.  The ‘dillo, though . . . 

Wha’ Happened?? (CraigC)

It occurs to me that it must have been a hell of a shock to Team Clinton when their little “Obama has a drug problem” stink bomb went off in their faces. They should have gotten a hint when Russert took off the gloves at the first Dem debate, but who can blame them for not seeing the writing on the wall? After all, this is who they are. It’s

Rogue Elf Sought in Canada [Dan Collins]

Canada’s post office and police are trying to track down a “rogue elf” who wrote obscene letters to children on behalf of Santa Claus, a newspaper reported on Friday. The Ottawa Citizen said at least 10 nasty letters had been delivered to little girls and boys in Ottawa who wrote to Santa this year care of the North Pole, which has a special H0H 0H0 Canadian postal code. Return letters from