The other day, I Tweeted out the following:
I’m paraphrasing here, but the gist is the same: RUMOR: Bob Costas to argue at future Cowboys/Redskins games that any takeaway by the Cowboys is illegitimate and that ball needs be returned to its rightful owners.
This of course was a joke. Whereas this? This isn’t.
Which makes it a punchline all its own.
(h/t Darleen, who asks if there is anything more humorless than a leftist? And the answer is yes, there is. A dead leftist. But that’s just because of a technicality)