July 31, 2005
“Carpe Diem (or, Teddy Kennedy finds a twenty dollar bill and just kinda goes with it)”:  a protein wisdom nanofiction

“Nineteen spicy chicken sandwiches, yes.  And a six-piece McNuggets.”

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  1. Comment by maggiekatzen on 7/31 @ 4:32 pm #

    hmmmmm, are you sure he wouldn’t just spend it on booze?

  2. Comment by Christopher Johnson on 7/31 @ 5:07 pm #

    I’m thinking that the lardbucket, Senator goes with the 20-piece and drops a sammie or two.  But that’s just me.

  3. Comment by Patrick on 7/31 @ 6:23 pm #

    So….you’re saying he went to Wendys AND McDonalds?

    Just because I’m sure he could be more practical if he wanted to be.

  4. Comment by Jeff Goldstein on 7/31 @ 6:44 pm #

    Hey, man—I just had a McDonald’s spicy chicken sandwich for lunch. Or maybe it’s called a Cajun chicken sandwich.  Better make that change.

  5. Comment by Mark on 7/31 @ 6:57 pm #

    Is that a Ted Kennedy quote, or an Oliver Willis quote?

  6. Comment by Ana on 7/31 @ 7:02 pm #

    You never see them at the same place at the same time. Oliver and Teddy.

  7. Comment by Beck on 7/31 @ 9:46 pm #

    7 minutes, 52 seconds later:  “That hit the spot.  Godamn, I think my head just got bigger.”

  8. Comment by TomB on 7/31 @ 10:45 pm #

    “Oh, and a large diet coke……”

    “….with bourbon.”

  9. Comment by Chrees on 8/1 @ 2:23 pm #

    Come now. I don’t think that low of Teddy.

    Although I would be very upset with him if he found a $20 bill and didn’t think “lapdance.”

  10. Comment by me on 8/3 @ 12:49 pm #

    Bloody typical – the Democratic Senator from Taxachussetts spends the whole $20 on food – forgetting that he’ll have to pay TAX on his purchase.

  11. Comment by Финансистка on 8/23 @ 3:13 am #

    Замечательная статья, спасибо. Но я думаю, что надежда все-таки есть. :-)

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