September 30, 2004
Rested and ready?
Should I wear the gold watch?  Or will the silver look better with my tan, do you think?

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  1. Comment by Sean M. on 9/30 @ 11:21 pm #

    Who does he think he is, Ted Danson?

  2. Comment by kelly on 9/30 @ 11:26 pm #

    Zelig.

  3. Comment by Silicon Valley Jim on 9/30 @ 11:29 pm #

    The junior Senator from Massachusetts reveals a little-known side effect of massive doses of Botox.

  4. Comment by Luciferous on 9/30 @ 11:42 pm #

    Opening new frontiers in pandering, Kerry shamelessly courts the burnt cookie vote.

  5. Comment by RockSore on 9/30 @ 11:44 pm #

    he looks so chocolatey. 

    i think there might be a cream filling!

  6. Comment by Mark on 9/30 @ 11:50 pm #

    Oh my God, you photoshopped him in blackface!  Willis and Atrios are going to have a cow.

  7. Comment by kelly on 9/30 @ 11:52 pm #

    Al Jolson?

  8. Comment by Daniel on 9/30 @ 11:55 pm #

    “Mamie, Mamie……”

  9. Comment by Jeff Goldstein on 9/30 @ 11:57 pm #

    Hey, I’m not the one doing the heavy tanning.

    And I don’t think it was orange he was going for…

  10. Comment by Rhesa on 10/1 @ 12:31 am #

    Too bad that picture can’t show the effects of a good pre-debate manicure…

  11. Comment by McGehee on 10/1 @ 12:47 am #

    “I was for using sunscreen before I was against it.”

  12. Comment by ter0 on 10/1 @ 12:58 am #

    Wait—does this mean that the Rev. Jesse Jackson is no longer the “chocolate chip” in the Kerry campaign’s vanilla shake?

    M-M-M-M chocolate chips

  13. Comment by zetetic on 10/1 @ 1:23 am #

    Senator Kerry desperately longs to be the second black President.

  14. Comment by dorkafork on 10/1 @ 1:25 am #

    Nightcrawler!  And he can instantly teleport from one position to another.

  15. Comment by G Hamid on 10/1 @ 1:25 am #

    Jeez, he can’t even decide what race he is.

  16. Comment by Daniel on 10/1 @ 1:51 am #

    “I was African-American before I was against it.”

  17. Comment by James Hilston on 10/1 @ 6:16 am #

    “Aucuns dégrèvements d’impôt pour les PDG d’usines de chocolat.”

    http://www.jameshilston.com

    Holla.

  18. Comment by Rod Howard on 10/1 @ 7:05 am #

    Ya’ll got some serious issues. Straight Up.

  19. Comment by cole on 10/1 @ 11:55 am #

    Clearly a blatant attempt to court the Syracuse University vote.

  20. Comment by cole on 10/1 @ 12:02 pm #

    me: Syracuse University … get it?

    you:

    me: Don’t you get it man?  SYRACUSE?

    you:

    me: The Orangemen??  Get it? Get it?

    you:

    me: God I hate explaining a joke.

  21. Comment by Slartibartfast on 10/1 @ 1:12 pm #

    Oh, please.  He was clearly sucking up to Glenn Reynolds.  Because, yanno, sucking up works sometimes.

  22. Comment by SarahW on 10/1 @ 4:07 pm #

    That takes speaking crisply to a new level.

  23. Comment by TINA on 10/4 @ 12:23 pm #

    tHIS IS SICK, THESE TERRIBLE JOKES ARE SICK, AND THE PEOPLE WHO POSTED THEM ARE SICK. REPUBLICANS ARE QUICK TO SAY RACE IS NOT IMPORTANT IN THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS, BUT ARE ALWAYS THE FIRST TO MAKE IT A POINT. THIS IS TASTELESS AND RACIST!

  24. Comment by Jeff Goldstein on 10/4 @ 2:26 pm #

    Yes, Tina. It’s that racist tanning bed at it again.

    Stupid racist Banana Boat sun tan lotion.  Stupid racist sun.  Stupid racist tasteless melanin.  Stupid racist coconut oils.

  25. Comment by kelly on 10/5 @ 3:41 am #

    Stupid racist clinical tanning treatment gone horribly wrong.

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