July 31, 2004
Playing God

I could strike you dead right now if I wanted to, but I won’t.  Because I’m a decent guy.  Now go on and live your life.  Go. Hurry up. Before I change my mind.

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  1. Comment by Scott P on 7/31 @ 1:54 am #

    Dude, who harshed your mellow?

  2. Comment by Jeff Goldstein on 7/31 @ 2:07 am #

    No one.  Just speaking hypothetically, is all.

  3. Comment by Robert Prather on 7/31 @ 2:45 am #

    I’m thinking of another Far Side cartoon: God At His Computer.

  4. Comment by ALa71 on 7/31 @ 3:35 am #

    I just wanted to say thank you for your brilliant humor.  I read your page everyday and have made it the top link on my page (hope that’s OK)…

    As the discource on many of the blogs grows increasingly malevolent -your keeps my smile intact! I have made everyone I know read the Teddy Kennedy interview…

    Thank you

    -A.

  5. Comment by Jeff Goldstein on 7/31 @ 4:03 am #

    You’re too kind.

  6. Comment by Dawn W on 7/31 @ 9:01 am #

    Speaking of Ted, it looked like he had just emerged from a week in the sweat lodge.

    He looked 50 lbs lighter, tanned, and if I’m not mistaken some noggin’ reduction surgery.

  7. Comment by Dawn W on 7/31 @ 9:03 am #

    Just had a worse mental image than the war hero and the hamster:  Ted Kennedy in a tanning bed…tiny goggles…spilling over the edges…constantly calling for the reception to “help him”.

  8. Comment by Joe on 7/31 @ 2:01 pm #

    God ?  Uh, no.

    Just because you rock Greta’s world doesn’t make you divine, you dirty little party boy.

  9. Comment by Scott P on 7/31 @ 3:45 pm #

    Whew.  That’s a relief!  Because comin’ down from a ‘Lude/Reefer/Freaky sex bender can make you crazy…

    p.s.  No Helen Thomas sightings, I hope.

  10. Comment by The Sanity Inspector on 8/2 @ 3:54 am #

    Yea, thou hast sinned against Allah, the Compulsionate, the Mercurial.  For it is written, thou shalt not covet another blogger’s schtick.

  11. Comment by Jeff Goldstein on 8/2 @ 3:57 am #

    I’ve contributed plenty to blogspeak.  I apologize to no one.

  12. Comment by G_i_N on 9/6 @ 2:08 am #

    Поздравляю, какие слова…, отличная мысль

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