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October fundraiser post – UPDATED [sticky – newer posts below]

For the OUTLAW in all of you — but particularly, for the broke-ass OUTLAW in me.

Give. Please. For freedom.

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update the first: About halfway to freedom. On the plus side, I’ve manipulated the ligature marks to make them look like really bitchin’ tribal tattoos. So it’s not all bad.

update the second: Thanks again to all those who’ve contributed. I’ll let the fundraiser go through Tuesday. Have a great Sunday!

update the third: Tuesday. The final day. Thanks to all who’ve contributed. And remember: Every penny you send me makes people like Middle Tennessee State University’s “Professor” of Freebird, William Yelverton, apoplectic with envy and hate.

And Jesus loves that.

0 Replies to “October fundraiser post – UPDATED [sticky – newer posts below]”

  1. mojo says:

    Wipe that woad off your face, and put down that damn sword…

  2. dicentra says:

    My grandfather once told an amusing anecdote:

    When he was a schoolboy, their teacher had his class out in the yard, where they were supposed to be standing at attention or some such. But the boys weren’t behaving, as usual, and they were also distracted by the kitty cat that was strolling past the yard.

    At this point, my grandpa busts out in guffaws such that he can barely get the rest of the story out: the teacher grabbed the cat, swung it by its hind legs, and dashed its brains against the wall of the school.

    He keeps up with the knee-slapping and whoopin’ and hollerin’ in spite of our gape-mouthed, stunned silence. Didn’t even notice that he was the only one in the room what thought it was funny.

    This because, having been severely abused as a child, he was a cerebral narcissist (like his son my father), lacking all empathy, finding gruesome, cruel things to be funny.

    Similar “amusing anecdotes” were told by my grandparents’ children at their funerals: stories that they found amusing revealed their distorted perspective on what was decent and what most certainly was not.

    Kind of like openly fantasizing about exterminating your political opponents with the push of a button, and not noticing that the film that realizes your fantasy—not one of the dozens who participated in its creation noticing—that instead of being funny, reveals depravity of soul and darkness of heart.

  3. pdbuttons says:

    did someone say button?/can’t take it back!
    my gramps on his first date with grams sat in the restaurant
    and after ordering dinner he orderd her the best piece of sweets/dessert- and she wouldn’t touch it cuz i guess she was demur..
    and as they sat in stony silence across the table he mashed the dessert with silverware and looked gramama in the eyes and said
    “fuck the hungry busboy”

  4. guinsPen says:

    Mark Anderson.

    Chicago Bears.

    Cut and gone.

  5. bh says:

    For freedom?

    Well, when you put it like that.

  6. newrouter says:

    no it was a good thing to “exterminate” the pirates’ manager. 299 loses in 3 yrs: a bridge to nowhere

  7. pdbuttons says:

    the artistic hauntings/ or the tomb the illusuions?
    i like dice because they rhyme wit mice
    mickey the mouse like to squeak..

  8. pdbuttons says:

    if u call me max von sydow in a death spiral..
    i promise i’ll tell u how nice ur shoes were/are..
    {one nation/under a groove-gettin down just 4 the funk of it!}

  9. guinsPen says:

    I lost on Jeopardy because of this because I couldn’t buzz in because my button was busted.

    This mostly forgotten gem hit the circuit in 1967 [and] is mainly notable for spawning the largely cult-worshipped “Billy Jack” series, with Tom Laughlin playing the titular character.

  10. Darleen says:

    di

    I heard about those commercials this morning (Beck?) … they are really more gruesome then just the audio.

    WTF? Go Green or WE KEEEL YOU??

    Somewhere hot Mohammed Atta is smiling

  11. Bob Reed says:

    Whew…Thank goodness you posted this Jeff; otherwise bh was gonna start with the hairy moob pictures…

  12. Chinese household with low return on savings and expensive imports says:

    You’re right, that wasn’t an idle threat, Bob. I had them ready.

  13. bh says:

    Well, that was one of the odder examples of dropping my sock puppet.

  14. Bob Reed says:

    EXPOSED!11!1!

    But thankfully, the hairy moobs weren’t :)

  15. cynn says:

    Sorry, dicentra. I thought the video was tasteless but effective. But the visceral blast was too much for many people, and I understand. It was like a pitcher being poured over your head; you may or not deserve it, but it gets your attention. It is about what is decent anc what is not.

  16. guinsPen says:

    ihop the funk four !

  17. pdbuttons says:

    could u m and m’s stop saying button?
    it hurts my groovy finger/ thanks yo

  18. Darleen says:

    thought the video was tasteless but effective

    Certain is, cynn. The backlash against the misanthropic watermelons is catching them by surprise.

    Blowing up kids with buckets of blood, gore, and sounds of thumping meat … MMmmmm… that’s comedy…

    What?

  19. cynn,

    We’re all over fourteen years old here, a simple shock video isn’t going to get this kind of rise out of us. The makers apparently didn’t know or didn’t care that Leftists murdering people who disagree with them has been a depressingly common occurrence over the last century–near 100 million souls done in, for the greater good, of course. Those too-edgy-by-half auteurs disclosed more of themselves than they intended. We didn’t see what they wanted;? we saw what they are.

  20. Jeff G. says:

    It is about what is decent anc what is not.

    Exactly. You’re entirely free to make up your own minds. Of course, if you don’t do as we’re trying ever so kindly and subtly to direct you, we’ll blow you into hunks of meat and gore.

    Liberal fascism.

    Own it.

  21. As for the $$$…You shoulda caught me before I opened my benefits enrollment, and saw how much my family’s health insurance is going to go up. 8O I’m in a good place, I know. But so many people around me are slipping under, it’s disquieting…

    Til payday, have a Mencken quote:

    Nevertheless, it comforts me to think that, in one respect at least, I am superior to my chief opponents. That is in the respect that, in the main, my ideas are unpopular, and hence not profitable. No one can reasonably allege that I emit them in order to gain political office, or to get an honorary degree from the Ohio Wesleyan University, or to acquire the Legion d’honneur. This may seem a small thing, but it is at least something, especially in an American. Practically all the other men that I know try to capitalize their doctrines in some way or other. Who ever heard of an uplifter who was not looking for a job? Or, at all events, some one to finance his crusade? No one finances mine, such as it is. No one ever will.

  22. pdbuttons says:

    i always like college footbal and them michichan galoots,,
    and then.. i noticed.. them helmets are looky like watermelons,,
    am i a rascisct?
    i hate notre dame/ they have nigger smell

  23. pdbuttons says:

    touch me in the morning

  24. Bob Reed says:

    H8tin’ on Notre Dame?!? God’s team?!?!?

  25. dicentra says:

    I thought the video was tasteless but effective.

    Effective in what way? What was the desired effect? To let us know how serious the 10:10 organization is about reducing CO2 emissions? To let us know how serious AGW is? What?

    It was just this side of a snuff film, cynn: they were depicting their usual desire to eliminate their sub-human opponents FOR THE SAKE OF US ALL and were too desensitized to normal human sensibilities to recognize how monstrous it really is.

    Not unlike the woman from the Fabian Society who recently displayed her Superior Sensibilities by declaring that she’d smother a suffering child with a pillow to spare her him or her further pain. If she loved it enough, that is.

    A caller to Glenn Beck this morning said that one of her mom’s friends was a Fabian, and they two would chat and speculate about how all the women who give birth to defective children ought to be sterilized and their offspring terminated. The caller and her sister both had inherited illnesses, and she pointed out to her mother that THEY would be terminated under such a plan.

    Her mother was utterly nonplussed. “Oh but darling, it wouldn’t apply to US.”

    It never does, cynn.

    So. When the crazies on the Left decide that the AGW deniers (or Christers or conservatives or whatever) are too despicable to let live, will you hide us in your attic or will you look the other way when they load up the boxcars?

  26. guinsPen says:

    Swell.

  27. LBascom says:

    #22 smells like asshole.

  28. happyfeet says:

    somebody is sockpuppeting Mr. buttons and they better cut it out

  29. guinsPen says:

    Or maybe it’s chapter whatever on the must read list.

  30. Jeff G. says:

    30 comments in this thread, and yet only 3 contributions.

    Somehow that seems, I don’t know….off.

  31. Jeff G. says:

    Buzz kill?

  32. LBascom says:

    Jeff, consider it 4 for 32.

    Please allow one week for S&H.

  33. Jeff G. says:

    Thanks, Lee.

    And I love the cards. Have kept them all.

    You have no idea how appreciated are the kind words. Make me feel less the whore.

  34. bh says:

    Cable, internet, newspapers, magazines: they all give a baseline for what we’d pay for the news, opinions and entertainment.

    Think I pay about double WSJ rates for protein wisdom. Then I spend about eight times more here because it’s interactive and shit.

    That’s a fucking bargain in case you’re keeping track at home.

    Shit, just pay your local newspaper rate, too. If we all did it, everything would be cool. Don’t be the free rider. You’ll make that litter-hating Indian cry.

  35. Jeff G. says:

    Ok. Going to watch Kelly Leak as Freddy Krueger.

    An unnecessary remake, I grant you. But I really want to see how the movie works without the camp star power of John Saxon and Ms Blakely.

  36. Jeff G. says:

    Although they should have figured out a way to give the original leads cameos.

  37. bh says:

    Never realized that Freddy Krueger was in the Bad News Bears.

    Not sure how I should feel about this.

  38. bh says:

    (By the way, saw it already. I’ve seen everything already. There’s no new Dokken playing a re-imagined Dream Warriors if that’s what you’re really wondering.)

  39. bh says:

    Dokken’s Dream Warriors, you ask?

    Well, here you go.

  40. pdbuttons says:

    is touchdown jeebus mocking me cuz i got a club foot?

  41. “[T]he woman from the Fabian Society…“

    So that’s what nishi looks like…

  42. pdbuttons says:

    when clowns whistle dirges
    act now on ur urges..go ahead/splurge..

  43. Lilida says:

    Jeff — Sorry I missed September’s fundraiser. I was in Berlin, Germany for several weeks. Had access to the internet, but had no interest in surfing when I had so much to do. We watched the anarchists in Potsdammer Platz on 9/11 — still blaming Bush, etc. Thousands of young, unemployed youths parading through the nicest part of the city (three blocks from Brandenburg Gate), but hundreds of police in riot gear kept things calm. Glad to be home where we soon learned terrorists were planning to attack one of Berlin’s iconic hotels, the Adlon. We were three blocks away at the Marriott.

  44. Jeff G. says:

    Yikes! Glad you’re safe!

  45. Mueller,Private Eye says:

    C’mon
    C’mon
    Money makes the ‘dillo dance.

  46. LBascom says:

    “You have no idea how appreciated are the kind words. Make me feel less the whore.”

    Ah, well, all whores are business people, but not all business people are whores. The only link anyone could make between you and a whore is you both make learning fun.

    Well, you and the community you created.

  47. Bagram Dewclaw says:

    Jeff, dropped a few quid in the tip jar.

    Remember that when I get back from OEF that my wife and I would love to take you and the “better half” to dinner.

    “… for FREEDOM!”

    Keep up the good fight, my friend.

  48. Rupe says:

    Jeff – If I can get my deadbeat White Sox friends to pay off their bets during our Hawk & Denver hockey get together, I’ll send it out to you. If I keep it I’ll just blow it on the Bears. I finally figured it out – Stop betting for the Cubs and instead bet against the Sox. I gotta send you something. My Catholic guilt is setting in —.

  49. Jeff G. says:

    I’m suffering from Rockies withdrawal. What could have been…

  50. pdbuttons says:

    to see bob herbert get spanked on c-span..
    priceless!…
    if u say
    proffessional journalist in my face again- what a hoot!’

  51. guinsPen says:

    Or even better.

    See Bob Probert deliver one on ESPN-C.

    What a toot !!!

  52. serr8d says:

    I like to imagine the reaction the Left would’ve displayed had anyone on the Right produced that ‘splodey kids video. I’ll bet the howls of actual frighted rage would far surpass the reaction we’ve had; that being mostly just to point and nod knowingly.

  53. serr8d says:

    ‘feets…

    somebody is sockpuppeting Mr. buttons and they better cut it out

    Ther’ve been many instances where I’ve thought people were ‘puppeting you; but, amazingly, you didn’t speak up or out against it. Then my worst fears were confirmed: you actually are that person. Who would’ve thunk it ?

  54. Baghram Dewclaw says:

    Jeff… there is always the Avalanche, Nuggets, and Broncos.

    Take your pick!

  55. serr8d says:

    Jeff, this Technorati survey might give you some ideas, re: blogging and it’s resources. Analyzing the questions, gauging the directions they deem important, worth the 15 minutes.

    The 2010 State of the Blogosphere Survey: http://research.opinionguru.com/mrIWeb/mrIWeb.dll?I.Project=A17275

  56. Quackser Fortune says:

    For freedom & funemployment (what?)

  57. pdbuttons says:

    wheres the love?- sure- i might have a ‘teddy bear’ up in the attic/ and his name ‘might’ be Mr. Bim.
    and squirrells “might’ have chewed one of arms partially off and left a wire-sticking out and it ‘might’ poke my eye out- and his hard plastic head- i mean hard- /is so hard to hug- but-how many flights of stairs would u crawl up for love? i love Mr Bim and protien isdome/wink

  58. Abe Froman says:

    Give a man a fish…

    How ’bout I just send you some new bootstraps?

    It’s funny how so many lefties express the same thought each month in spite of it being completely devoid of logic. It’s as if your collective stupidity transcends politics.

  59. Jeff G. says:

    I’m just happy they care so much, Abe.

  60. LBascom says:

    “How ’bout I just send you some new bootstraps?”

    You don’t have to pay a cent deadbeat, you can troll for free while the rest of us that want the site to continue will pay your way.

    Classical progessiveism!

  61. bh says:

    I assume these trolls get everything else for free from mom and dad or the state so they find this new “money for writing” concept very confusing.

  62. Jeff G. says:

    Money from my readership? Unseemly charity. Money from the government (that is, money taken forcibly from you and disbursed by them to those who keep them in power)? Social justice.

    Up is down. Black is white. Cornbread is Earl. And me.

  63. Jeff G. says:

    Somebody’s jealous.

  64. Jeff G. says:

    Really? That’s what you bring?

    Dude. You’re an internet troll.

    People in glass houses and all that, you know?

  65. bh says:

    Dude. You’re an internet troll.

    They seem to forget that point so often. It must be too painful to face.

    I always recommend softball or other healthier hobbies but do they listen? Nooo.

  66. Big Bang Hunter says:

    “Make me feel less the whore.”

    – Oh great, so now you’ll have to go through re-education all over again.

  67. LBascom says:

    Jeez, envy of a successful blogger. Wonder why it doesn’t move on up to the big leagues and troll one of the wildly successful ones

    Probably lucky you aren’t wildly successful Jeff. Just being successful drives some of the trolls mad, makes them wish they were you.

    If you were wildly successful the bushes and trees around your house would be full of trolls wacking off like monkeys on meth. Especially this one.

    Prolly even the domesticated ones would be in your driveway hollering “SCREECHY!”

  68. bh says:

    That was an extremely vivid comment, Lee.

    Meth-addled masturbating monkey. Yeah, that actually works.

  69. Jeff G. says:

    I don’t get the tea thing.

  70. bh says:

    Probably slang for either meth or masturbation.

  71. newrouter says:

    Would you like some tea?

    nah. where’s the coffee party? are they doing well?

  72. pdbuttons says:

    Mr Bim/ who has a chewed-off arm cuz squirrels- or a squirrel
    not mentioning any names-got in the attic and possibly made a nest
    from Mr. Bims stuffings-and provided a double-wide for his or her ‘lil’ toasts-all i wanna say is “good on ya mate!”..
    buts if u could only hug one thing in life and it had a wire stickn’ outs one of it’s arms..would ya hug it?..
    tomorrow is trash day-besides/i can run over Mr. Bim in my driveway all the ding dong day

  73. pdbuttons says:

    Mr. Bim has never gotten over the fact that the casting director from the wizard of oz passed..
    if i only had a left arm!..

  74. pdbuttons says:

    Mr Bim is half-black-well/ except for his crippled arm- he’s not really a teddy bear/ more like chimp-bear- but he loves stuff..
    me?

  75. pdbuttons says:

    i like my butch taller

  76. pdbuttons says:

    as sadly i wished Mr Bim a good float to the island of misfit toys.. i checked my pockets and discovered i had enuff bling 4 a happy meal…that is the ultimate ratio

  77. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – We bothered because we know it doesn’t have to be this way, for our families, our kids, our future, our nation. We’ve seen better. That’s why we bothered.

  78. Jeff G. says:

    The future is smirky trolling under multiple IPs and names.

    It’s the greatness of America!

  79. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – I don’t know Jeff….Ligiture marks?

    – I mean, you know, going for the sympathy angle is a two edged sword. You may get a little more cream, but then everyone is going to start to expect Humbleness, gasp, and well that’s just a bit too much…..really…..

  80. Jeff G. says:

    Sympathy angle? I was going for pop-culture chic.

  81. Sinister Trampoline says:

    Just get a fucking job Jeff.

    Your wife might even come back.

  82. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – Oh……that’s different……Never mind.

  83. bh says:

    Shit, I thought it was more of a heroin reference.

  84. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – Hmmmm….I’ll have to ask your wife if that’s what she did to you Tramp-shit……She didn’t mention it at the last party…..

  85. ak4mc says:

    82. Comment by Sinister Trampoline on 10/7 @ 8:43 pm

    I TOLD YOU TO STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

  86. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – BTW Trampnozzle, you owe me a debt of gratitude…..I pulled your wife outta there after the fourth guy used her like a blow-up doll…..I figured that was enough excitement for her for one evening……8 guys would have been crossing a line…..

  87. Jeff G. says:

    I want a job as an internet troll who uses names like “Sinister Trampoline.”

    For my self esteem.

  88. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – Don’t know about the Sinister part, but the Trampoline thing, getting your ass jumped up and down on all day, is probably where the small minded petty jealousy comes from.

    – Well that, and having your wife passed around like a sloppy bowl of well greased taco chips….

  89. Yelverton says:

    Hold the phone a sec. The self-reliant, fiercely independent Teabaggy leader of this site is BEGGING for CASH? What, does he need to pay the $75 firefighting fee on his house?

    Get a job!!!!!!!

  90. bh says:

    How’s that lawsuit coming, retard?

  91. Bagram Dewclaw says:

    “Sinister Twatwaffle” is about as sinister as an eye booger.

    What a tool.

  92. bh says:

    I swear it’s like these losers get free newspapers and magazines or something.

    People pay for the written word. Cross my heart, it’s true.

  93. Jeff G. says:

    I don’t need the money necessarily, William. Instead, I’m hoping to start a business making coffee tables out of PVC piping. I hear that particular market is REALLY about to take off.

  94. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – Oh, it’s the “Willey Yelverton” plagiarizing, cat serenading fraud, from that small mid-Tennessee Cow pasture University again, come for his daily dose of huniliation.

  95. Bagram Dewclaw says:

    Still trying to drum up a little (any) traffic to that piss poor thing you call a blog, cat-banger?

    You’re just pissed because the only way people would pay you even a few cents for your “words of wisdom” is if you promised to stop posting forever.

    That must really chap your ass, huh?

  96. Jeff G. says:

    Shhh, bh.

    Money is made by the government in a special printing shop and is doled out to goodly and worthwhile people by way of grants for things like classical re-imaginings of NightRanger tunes. Don’t you know how the world works?

    By the way: checked all the academic databases. Our friend the “PhD” hasn’t published dick, ever.

    Ever.

  97. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – That’s pretty mean Jeff….posting the fact that Yelverton doesn’t have a dick to polish…..

  98. Jeff G. says:

    I very much doubt you’ve ever banged anything outside of sock during an online Halo bender, ST/RD, et al.

  99. bh says:

    By the way: checked all the academic databases. Our friend the “PhD” hasn’t published dick, ever.

    Ever.

    That’s annoying. You know it would have been plagiarized.

    I wonder about his classroom materials. Over the years, I’m sure he’s indulged in it with some handout or another.

  100. bh says:

    Think about that though. The idiot has gone his entire career without publishing anything.

    It turns out the perish in publish or perish is MTSU. Who knew?

  101. Jeff G. says:

    He’s got a high school education. He pretends to be an intellectual, but he drops buzzwords without quite knowing what they mean, and he reasons like a junior high girl determined to make the debate team.

    Deep down, he knows that putting something in writing he can’t delete is a bad idea.

    It’s the only sign of intelligence he’s ever shown, frankly.

  102. Bob Reed says:

    So ST,
    Is it Dave Foley, Kevin McDonald, Brice McCulloh you’re fond of, or, is it shagging farm animals. I’m guessing all of the above…

  103. Think about that though. The idiot has gone his entire career without publishing anything.

    heh, my voice teacher has been published, so it’s not like there’s an exception for music. course, he’s also at a much larger university.

  104. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – In other news….

    – Sherrod redux: HuffPo has the leded “Knee Jerks”, trying no doubt to get out front of the embarrassing emails leaked by the LA Times showing USDA and WH communoications that flew back and forth over the course of the entire episode.

    – The article plays the usual Lefturd games by excerpting from the emails that show complete culpability by booth gov. groups, but then keeps temporizing and misstating things. One of the most glaring examples is the conspicuous absence of any mention that the NAACP also jumped on the bandwagon prematurly, and even more grieviously, since they had a full video in their possesion from the gitgo. Intresting ommision, that.

    – But even with the soft peddle the commentariot is in painful denial. About 50% want to drop the whole thing and move on, a small number still stubbornly want to blame the T-party/Brietbart, and the remaining alternate between those that openly admit disappointment in Obama, and those that get really upset at their peers for any such talk against the Golden Erkel. Some even left the thread in a huff, after dumping on HuffPo for even bringing it up.

    – The Left continues to run from honest debate, and refuses to openly acknowledge mistakes.

  105. Big Bang Hunter says:

    ….and in other other news, a first court hearing on the Constitutionality of the “required coverage” provision in the Obamacare law resulted in a judge blocking the challenge:

    DETROIT — “A federal judge on Thursday upheld the authority of the federal government to require everyone to have health insurance, dealing a setback to groups seeking to block the new national health care plan.

    The ruling came in a lawsuit filed in Michigan by a Christian legal group and four people who claimed lawmakers exceeded their power under the Constitution’s commerce clause, which authorizes Congress to regulate trade.

    But Judge George Caram Steeh in Detroit said the mandate to get insurance by 2014 and the financial penalty for skipping coverage are legal. He said Congress was trying to lower the overall cost of insurance by requiring participation.

    “Without the minimum coverage provision, there would be an incentive for some individuals to wait to purchase health insurance until they needed care, knowing that insurance would be available at all times,” the judge said.

    “As a result, the most costly individuals would be in the insurance system and the least costly would be outside it,” Steeh said. “In turn, this would aggravate current problems with cost-shifting and lead to even higher premiums.”

    – And so the Left will say that the law has been upheld, when in fact no such thing occurred, since the judge did not rule specifically on the Constitutional question, but instead legislated from the bench by his whiny ruling that “the law would be unworkable if…..”.

    – So, once again we have judges making/defending a law by fiet, with no basis in fact.

    – This result has no effect on the ongoing suits in the higher courts, but its just one more case of Democrats using Leftist judges to achieve legal finagling.

  106. Rupe says:

    Jeff – I tried to donate but so far no good. My friends might be low life White Sox fans, but they would never give me a bad gift card. I’ll try again later.
    Oh, I got a PhD this morning -no, wait, that was a PbJ.

  107. guinsPen says:

    Leonardo’s messed his bed again, zohnoes !

  108. Rupe says:

    Jeff – In regards to your fundraising, let me share a bit of Irish tradition with your readers. Gambling winnings are considered to be “found” money and found money must always be divided into three parts. (yes, like the clover). One part must go for a round of drinks and one part must be given away before you can enjoy the third part for yourself. Give the second part to Jeff, and if he spends part of it on some good Irish whiskey, then it’s double blessings for all.
    (Damn Hawk game wired me up — Lousy Coloradians with your fancy, last minute, overtime goals.)

  109. Sean M. says:

    From Doctor Zhivago (the movie–I don’t remember it in the translation I read) :

    “YOUR ATTITUDE IS NOTICED!”

  110. Silver Whistle says:

    I hope that retard Yelverton isn’t claiming he has a PhD – Florida Ladies College claim his pretend degree is something called a MusD, which sounds more like a genitourinary infection or a hip hop artiste.

  111. Mueller,Private Eye says:

    #90
    There is still the matter of the unanswered question, asshat.

    Answer the question and make your snotty posts.

    Oh.
    And pony up, shit fer brains. You wanna play you gotta pay. Just like downtown.

  112. Yelverton says:

    Coffee tables made of PVC pipe? That’s sounds appropriately white-trash. Might I also suggest a toilet-Barcalounger and a gun rack made from parts of smaller gun racks?

    As for Big Bang Hunter — no, no “huniliation” for me, thanks. Learn to spell.

  113. Jeff G. says:

    I got the idea for the PVC pipe tables from the pic of you playing with yourself in your bedroom, genius.

    Or maybe this isn’t really Yelverton. Give me some proof: say something really stupid while strumming a Simon and Garfunkle song and letting your cat lick tuna off your matted, Brazil-waxed landing strip.

  114. Yelverton says:

    “Protein Wisdom is a fine site, full of insightful, non-homosexuals who do not suffer from Down’s Syndrome.”

    -Haaaaave you beeeeeen to Scaaaarborough Fair?-

    Oh, yes…. Fluffy…. you know how to work it… sandpaper texture…. you’re my chickenhead of the sea!

  115. Jeff G. says:

    Did you mean, “Are you going to Scarborough Fair”…?

    By the way: does your university know that you consider homosexuals to be subhuman?

    Don’t answer that. No one really gives a fuck about you.

  116. Bob Reed says:

    In the words of Louie DePalma,

    You’re a loser Yelverton, a luuuuuuuuuuuuuuser

  117. serr8d says:

    That’s not Yelverton, who’s never been that pseudo-witty, or ever even tried to be witty, ever. Yelverton’s a copypasta linker with few original thoughts and never any attempt at humor. This one reminds me of the creature of ugly features Timmah.

  118. We’ll know for sure if the IP traces to Murfeesboro, or to a certain law office in Indianapolis.

  119. serr8d says:

    Timmah knows now to use anonymizers, after I blasted him at work. How he found time to post from there, in between his mopping the floors and waxing all the cars in the parking lot, I’ll never know. I’m surprised they let him stay alone in the office; needed someone to answer phones while the big dawgs were out chasing ambulances I suppose.

  120. Caecus Caesar says:

    Yelverton sounds a bit too too for an obviously truly hookahlicious dude.

  121. serr8d says:

    Yelverton is a stringy re-plucker of sour notes, none of ’em his own.

  122. pdbuttons says:

    cat guts make the best tonal strings..
    i can play ‘smoke on the water’ meanwhile humming ‘rocky top tennessee’ while at the same time farting out a wet version of
    ‘give me a t for texas/and a t 4 tennessee’
    americas got talent!

  123. Caecus Caesar says:

    i

  124. Bob Reed says:

    Who is timmah?

  125. Yelverton says:

    I will sue you! I will sue you all! The next time you see me it will be IN COURT.

  126. pdbuttons says:

    timmah is the guy on south park who is in a wheelchair and can only say “timmah”

  127. pdbuttons says:

    but i like that other cripple/’jimmah”
    when he told the joke-
    why did the chicken cross the road?
    to get to the other suh-suh-suh..
    why did the chicken cross the road?- to get to the other si-si-si-si si–
    why[pause]- did the chicken cross the road?
    to get to the other si-si-su-sssss…
    why did the chicken cross the road? to ggggget to the other side..
    thank u trey parker-i think i bit on of my teeth of laughing and maybe cracked a rib- no prob

  128. serr8d says:

    Bob Reed, timmah is a current troll of that jaywalker prosecutor in L.A., attracted there because he too hates JeffG. Here’s one of his old comments for an example, and JD’s ever-stinging rebukes to follow.

  129. Bob Reed says:

    Thanks serr8d.

  130. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Jeff it’s a coming. Probably after the drive is over, though. I’m crazy like that.

  131. pdbuttons says:

    then jimmah and timmah had a “cripple fight”
    and cartman ran around and banged on doors and said “cripple fight!’- alerted the town/ he busted into to churches and screamed- “cripple fight!” cuz they were 2 cripples rolling around in some elementry[sp] school playground fighting and i think that is funny- just like in Team America them 2 puppets had puppet sex and i insisted to one of my cronys/ dude/ u gotta rent this movie
    2 words/ puppet sex!- and then he got all feminine and was like
    “i’m married..i don’t think this movie would be…”
    “puppet sex”
    of course he later thanked me

  132. Caecus Caesar says:

    the jay, &c.

  133. pdbuttons says:

    so sorry i thought timmah was a cripple in a wheelchair s8/

  134. Caecus Caesar says:

    Either way, wear your hat.

  135. Really Roman says:

    Whichever way, &c.

  136. pdbuttons says:

    cripple hat jokes..
    i’m gamey”
    what did three nsa. scientist say after they urinated in a tax funded urinal?
    i think i want a banana with my cereal..

  137. pdbuttons says:

    how many oars u cripplle need?/ we need speed!
    so one cripple stood shaky up and said
    “can cuba gooding play me in some future bio?”

  138. guinsPen says:

    sadly, no.

    although the crip can take you to cuba, kansas in some past one.

    speedily.

  139. guinsPen says:

    the crip can tuba you to lawrence, kansas in another.

    but never in any to nola.

    excluding through car arrangements, of course.

  140. geoffb says:

    Concerning fundraising of another sort which seems to be a new attack strategy. The projection attack.

  141. Jeff G. says:

    Heard that on Levin’s show, Geoff. Sad, isn’t it?

  142. geoffb says:

    If they lose control of the power they may live to regret all the cans of worms they have opened. Then again it is the loss of power they will regret and all else will be the fault of Bush or his next incarnation.

  143. Danger says:

    “The projection attack.

    The Counterattack is scheduled for Nov 2nd
    Man your battle stations people!

  144. Rupe says:

    Jeff – I hope you received my donation. Jeez – I used to be able to do advanced mathematics and physics, now I’m down to asking my ten year old nephew to help me operate the computer. God does like his little jokes.

  145. Yelverton says:

    We are a profoundly ignorant nation. People don’t know anything about their own religions. We know little of our own history, let alone our history in context with the rest of the world. We worship sports heroes who torture dogs, but we point at scientists and laugh. A profoundly messed-up woman like Christine O’Donnell can run on a platform of “See? I can’t manage my finances either. I’m you.” We had eight years of a dry drunk as president because people thought he was the guy they’d want to have a beer with — as if that were ever going to happen. Now there are people who would vote to give the nuclear codes to an aging high school mean girl because they’d like to fuck her — as if that’s ever going to happen. Smart people are regarded with scorn as “elites.” Ignorance is regarded as a virtue.

    This is how an empire dies. And we are going to be around to see it.

  146. geoffb says:

    As I said, projection attack. The worms they are crawling.

  147. pdbuttons says:

    if u say profoundly again…

    at least mike tyson had the wherewithal to have his
    address tattood on his forehead so cab drivers would know where to drop him off/
    what a country!

  148. Abe Froman says:

    I haven’t even had coffee yet and it was obvious Yelverton was plagiarizing again.

  149. pdbuttons says:

    i’d rather dream ’bouts scoring with an aging mean girl
    and havin a pop or 2 in kennebuncktport with a dry drunk
    than waking up everyday and thinking
    ‘what new fresh hell in bullshit city am i gonna have to endure today?”
    i don’t want tenure/ just a job

  150. Yelverton says:

    Sounds like Little Abe is grumpy. Miss your mommy?

  151. Abe Froman says:

    Is that supposed to make sense, jackoff?

  152. Yelverton says:

    Yes.

  153. Abe Froman says:

    You should consider stealing your insult material like you do your arguments. Google “witty comebacks” or something.

  154. Darleen says:

    Ah, I see the human failure aka Willie from Mursfreeboro is back to his old schtick … just like a dog that can’t help but eat his own vomit.

  155. Danger says:

    “…because people thought he was the guy they’d want to have a beer with.”

    Yeah, we traded him for a guy that needed a beer summit to help him get his foot out of his mouth.

    Fortunately, America has discovered we made a poor trade. November 2nd approaches, oh lover of cats.

  156. serr8d says:

    That’s not William Yelverton. Villiam is laying low after a ‘strong words in the staffroom’ Come-to-Jesus moment.

  157. JD says:

    Did you ever file that lawsuit, William Yelverton, Professor of Plagiarism @ MTSU? You stupid cousinfucking hilljack skin flute playin’ racist assmunch should be embarassed at the very public ass you made of yourself during your last bender. Apparently, self-awareness is not one of your qualities.

  158. JD says:

    It is like teh stoopid in Yelverton percolates and bubbles up to the surface every 3-4 weeks, and he simply must release the pressure.

  159. JD says:

    Not that teh stoooopid is ever far below the surface with him. He is visibly stoooopid.

  160. Jeff G. says:

    The IP resolves to Nashville, TN.

  161. JD says:

    They just cannot quit you, JeffG. It is some weird version of Brokemidgetdick Mountain that he is living out.

  162. When the troll claiming to be Yelverton uses the word “we” in its comments, it speaks only for itself and the voices in its shrunken little head.

  163. serr8d says:

    That would be our friend the tiny elfmaiden, Jeff. Or one of his school of DeviantArt suckerfish.

  164. LTC John says:

    Professor Power Chord has his own remora?

  165. serr8d says:

    The ‘Yelverton’ entity has ten times the imagination as does the real thing.

  166. JD says:

    How miserable is your existence if you are Yelverton? Or worse, if you are someone sucking up to Yelverton?

  167. serr8d says:

    ‘Yelverton’ is not sucking up to William Yelverton. There’s no respect bond there. Villiam has never had anyone come to his defense in any venue I’ve seen. He’s a pariah even amongst his leftist peers.

  168. Yelverton says:

    I love making you little idiots dance. It pleases me. Dance more, and maybe I’ll throw you a treat.

  169. Jeff G. says:

    Every time I see a video of Yelverton I picture a mis-scaled Styrofoam Stonehenge descending from the ceiling of the recital hall.

    Speaking of dancing. And little people.

  170. bh says:

    Linking is beyond the ability of some.

  171. Rupe says:

    The conservative people of my State chose Bush over Gore, but I didn’t hear any celebrations. It was more of a – better him than Gore – type of feeling.

  172. Jeff G. says:

    I linked it in my “Hard Rain” post, bh.

    I love the smell of laughing at bald-faced anti-capitalist vomit in the morning.

    Smells like, freedom…

  173. bh says:

    Ahhh.

    But why did the idiot post that in this thread then?

  174. Jeff G. says:

    Oh, he plagiarized it and posted it here first. You provided the link. I then incorporated the link into my post, because it perfectly illuminates the anti-capitalism that animates such “minds.”

    Like the internet he’s writing on would have been born in Cuba.

  175. bh says:

    Ahhh, the second.

  176. Mueller,Private Eye says:

    Damn!
    I don’t know how to dance.

    You owe me ,Bill.

    When you gonna come across?

    Or are you yellow?

  177. serr8d says:

    Oh, he plagiarized it and posted it here first. You provided the link. I then incorporated the link into my post, because it perfectly illuminates the anti-capitalism that animates such “minds.”

    “He”‘s keeping better track of me than I am, obviously, because I wouldn’t have noticed that post named after me if it hadn’t been linked. I read a couple lefty sites, none of ’em regularly.

    I was warned that elfwaveradio was a stalker.

    Bring it, boi. Come see yo’ daddy.

  178. cranky-d says:

    I’m pretty sure if Willie ever had one original thought, it would frighten him so much he’d have to hide under the covers for a week.

  179. Yelverton says:

    Keep talking shit, losers. JeffG, I have $67,000 in the bank and you’re not seeing a penny of it. Get a job, and maybe one day you’ll be able to move out of your mom’s shed.

  180. If that is elfie, then he must be hiding under Willie’s pseudonym because he’s still traumatized over the barbecuing he received on this blog last August.

  181. Rupe says:

    Yelverton – If you are going to make up numbers, why settle for 67,000 dollars? I have a German note for 100,000 marks, but I don’t brag about it.

  182. bh says:

    Softball. Big Brothers. Adult education classes. Shit, a spinning class.

    These would all be much better uses for your time.

    You’re choosing this unhappy life. Why are you doing that? Yes, I know, you’re a freakish internet nutjob. But, that’s only what you are today. Tomorrow can be different. Just decide that it will be. Sure, you’ll have set-backs. But it’s a worthy goal. Don’t you want to be happy. Of course you do. So apply yourself. Start now.

    (Or come back tomorrow and prove once more to us — and to yourself — that this is all your life will amount to.)

  183. LTC John says:

    #184 – if of enlistment age, stop on down at a National Guard/Reserve recruiter. We have a variety of specialties to offer. And you can test your toughness, discipline and leadership abilities. If you can make the grade, go for a commission or a warrant officer spot.

  184. bh says:

    That’s possibly the best advice he’s heard in years, Col. Odds that he’ll recognize it as such…

  185. happyfeet says:

    67,000 is a lot of monies in Kentucky or wherever. Good job, Mr. Yelverton.

  186. happyfeet says:

    you can go to that place where they nail you with biscuits

  187. Baghram Dewclaw says:

    Let me get this straight, Yelvertwat, you have $67,000 (OMZG!!!11!) in the bank and you have PVC pipe funiture at that swanky “Cedarcrest” pad you got going on…

    SURE you do….. LOLZ!