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Helen Thomas to the Jews: “Get the Hell Out of Palestine”

Anybody doubt Ms Thomas knows the answer to just how many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagon…?

Of course, she said this with a smile, so, you know — nuance.

(h/t JHo)

90 Replies to “Helen Thomas to the Jews: “Get the Hell Out of Palestine””

  1. NNIVEA says:

    The only way the Jews would leave Israel is if Helen Thomas pranced around naked in Tel Aviv.

  2. ak4mc says:

    Jeez. Somebody giver Gollum back her Precious so we don’t have to keep looking at her.

  3. mojo says:

    I’m not normally a vindictive type, but when that hateful old crone finally kicks the bucket I plan to celebrate.

  4. Nan says:

    Ugly inside and out

  5. bh says:

    She’s still carrying a grudge from when Moses made fun of her in high school.

    (‘Cause she’s old.)

  6. sdferr says:

    Free Gaza video, h/t Weekly Standard Blog.

  7. Helen Thomas says:

    They can go into the Mediterranean Sea too. Or to hell. I am smiling while I am saying that.

    Aren’t I just a cute old lady? I am a liberal too and I love Barack Obama. Because he is not a Jew.

  8. Makewi says:

    A national treasure that one.

  9. newrouter says:

    the face of evil

  10. Helen Thomas says:

    I’m Lebanese.

    And I shit on Jews.

  11. Brett says:

    Central Europeans are quite pleased with Hitler’s success in reducing the region’s Jewish population from millions to thousands. I imagine they hope the Ummah will complete the task they began in the thirties.

  12. sdferr says:

    Helen’s resonance.

    “Shut up, go back to Auschwitz.”

  13. tehag says:

    Yawn. Old news Exists there a White House “correspondent” who isn’t an anti-Semite?

  14. jls says:

    HELEN THOMAS: Jews, get the hell out of Palestine, go to Poland. Coming next: Blacks, go back to Africa?

    by Glenn Reynolds

  15. Helen Thomas says:

    HELEN THOMAS: Jews, get the hell out of Palestine, go to Poland. Coming next: Blacks, go back to Africa?

    No stupid, white devils go back to Europe.

  16. Adolph in Berlin says:

    I’ve watched the video three times and I still can’t see what the problem is.

  17. billy goat says:

    Maybe the Jews would go “home” if Helen would go back under her bridge?

  18. I noted that video of “We Con The World” you posted. One of my readers writes:

    Check out this revolting video that’s surging on YouTube. Apparently this comedy/satire group, Latma, is fully funded by the Center for Security Policy’s Middle East Media program. And who runs the CSP? Yup, Frank Gaffney. So we have American neocons celebrating and making fun of the death of nine individuals, including an American citizen. How is this not a bigger deal?

    And now Krauthammer’s Jew Delusion: A country permanently occupying and colonizing a neighboring region, and treating its original inhabitants as dangerous interlopers, is the victim. An elite commando unit attacking a ship carrying toys and wheelchairs (are you jealous Charles you didn’t get one) in the hours before dawn are those we should feel pity for. A country with 150 nuclear warheads and the strongest military in its region, the victor in every conventional war it has always fought, is somehow also always fighting for its very existence. A country backed by the sole superpower, supplied with aid by huge majorities in the US Congress, is facing extinction. Self-defense requires not civilly disabling and inspecting the cargo of an unarmed ship but raiding it at dawn and killing nine and injuring dozens. Basic human revulsion at a military that can kill over a thousand people – including scores of women and children in a trapped, impoverished enclave – can only be a function of anti-Semitism. A territory that is being systematically populated with Israelis in illegal settlements in contravention of the Geneva Conventions is merely a “buffer zone”. You need to colonize buffer zones?

    Invasion and occupation of neighboring countries is “forward defense”. And asking that a two-state solution be moved forward by freezing illegal settlement construction and allowing a blockade that, while interdicting arms, doesn’t seek to kill civilians and restrict the import of basic necessities is to deprive a country with 150 nuclear warheads of any legitimate form of self-defense.

    This is a form of derangement, or of such a passionate commitment to a foreign country that any and all normal moral rules or even basic fairness are jettisoned. And you will notice one thing as well: no regret whatsoever for the loss of human life, just as the hideous murder of so many civilians in the Gaza war had to be the responsibility of the victims, not the attackers. There is no sense of the human here; just the tribe.

    Something has been wrong here for a very long time, and now it is inescapable. Until the discourse is rescued from the victims of Israel Derangement Syndrome, Israel and America will slowly be drawn into wars they cannot ultimately win, lose every other ally they ever had, and embolden and fortify the very Islamist forces we are seeking to defuse and defeat.

    Helen Thomas is right, the Jews have to go.

  19. Adolph in Berlin says:

    Is there any chance that her maiden name was Himmler?

    I think she worked for me in about 1943. You see, we had this one job in the camp that even that crazy Dr. Mengele wouldn’t do, said it was too disgusting and he wouldn’t have any part of it.

    Anyhoo. I lose five marks because I bet Himmler that nobody’s twisted enough to do something this demented to a 10-year-old Jew.

    But when we describe the task and then ask for volunteers this fugly young chick named Helen jumps up, waving her hands and volunteering, practically demanding that we pick her.

    Let me tell you something pal, she creeped me, Heinrich, and the SS guys right out, and I invented the final solution. So that ought to tell you something.

    Doesn’t look like she’s gotten any better looking either.

  20. BRAIN BLEACH STAT says:

    What the flying fuck? Ein mein Gott, have we come to the point where a member of the Press Corps (pronounced core,not corps Barry) can get away with that shit?

    MSM is now MFM…Guess the “F”

  21. Blitz says:

    Who is this Andrew Sullivan? Please tell me he’s a satire?

  22. Old Dad says:

    Gibbs will remove the antisemitic old cunt’s press credential in……….?

  23. Pat Buchanan just agreed the Flotilla were like civil rights protestors.

    We have three things in common, 1) we’re Irish, 2) we both have dicks, and 3) we hate the Jews!

  24. Mr. W says:

    I heard that those paragons of antisemitic thought, Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dorn, were involved with organizing the flotilla. Has anyone else heard that?

  25. newrouter says:

    Ayers, Dohrn helped organize flotilla group
    By: Barbara Hollingsworth
    Local Opinion Editor
    06/02/10 5:51 PM EDT

    Former Weather Underground leaders William Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn, as well as Code Pink founder Jodie Evans, helped organize the Free Gaza Movement, which launched the six-ship flotilla from Turkey to Israel that ended in a violent clash with Israeli Defense Forces, BigGovernment.com reported.

    Read more at the Washington Examiner: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/beltway-confidential/ayers-dohrn-helped-organize-flotilla-group-95435639.html#ixzz0pvStT0Uw

  26. AJB says:

    ANTI-SEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITISM

  27. Old Dad says:

    #23 Andrew:

    Claim #2–doubtful.

  28. tehag says:

    Helen Thomas is absolutely correct. The Holy Land is occupied. Arabs back to Arabia. The Holy Land is for Christians and Jews not some phony, hate-filled “religion.”

  29. JD says:

    That AJB thingie probably has to remind itself to breathe. Lord knows it cannot grasp advanced concepts like tying shoes, biped propulsion, and the engineering marvel of the fork.

  30. Comment by Old Dad on 6/4 @ 4:36 pm #

    #23 Andrew:

    Claim #2–doubtful.

    How about we both are dicks.

  31. Mikey NTH says:

    Jew hatred – it’s like stand up comedy, only funnier.

  32. Mr. W says:

    I will never understand why the world hates Israel with such a passion.

    Here you have a democratically elected government leading a peaceful people, that would prefer to leave its neighbors alone, and yet you have a bunch of socialist trying desperately to kill it.

    Hey, what do you know, I just figured it out.

  33. Blitz says:

    I stand with Israel. Any of y’all got a problem with that? start with ME

  34. Rusty says:

    # 32
    ‘Cause god knows confronting the real aggressor, radical Islam, would take some real courage. But go for the low hanging fruit. The jews don’t cut peoples throats.

  35. Blitz says:

    Nah Mr W. you have only part of it. Jealousy and envy have a lot to do withi it too. I mean just LOOK at what the Palestinains did with the (money making ) hothouses ceded to them in the last land concession!! Milk and honey for all!!

    OOPS….Not

  36. Blitz says:

    Crap, DO NOT TYPE and talk to a just to be married daughter on the phone. Hilarity(as in typos) ensues

  37. Blitz says:

    Rusty? A fatwa upon you’re neck for that. Everyone knows the JOOOOOOS use Arab blood to make their Christmas cookies on like passover…or is it Easter? I get confused.

    ANYWAY a Bris is the same, right, right??

  38. newrouter says:

    something about lipstick on a pig comes to mind

  39. Helen Thomas says:

    I used to live in China you know. I like Jews, provided they are young and tender. It keeps my young.

  40. ThomasD says:

    Arabs back to Arabia. The Holy Land is for Christians and Jews not some phony, hate-filled “religion.”

    You forgot the north African coast. The only reason Islam gets credited with any type of civilizing accomplishments is that they took over north Africa right about the time it was culturally peaking. Sadly, under their rule it couldn’t be sustained and thus became the perpetual backwater that it is today.

  41. Makewi says:

    Am Yisrail Chai

    A quote from Mark Twain is probably in order here:

    If the statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of star dust lost in the blaze of the Milky Way. Properly, the Jew ought hardly to be heard of; but he is heard of, has always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other people… His contributions to the world’s list of great names in literature, science, art, music, finance, medicine, and abstruse learning are also way out of proportion to the weakness of his numbers. He has made a marvelous fight in the world, in all the ages; and has done it with his hands tied behind him.

    The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose, filled the planet with sound and splendor, then faded to dream-stuff and passed away; the Greek and the Roman followed, and made a vast noise, and they are gone; other peoples have sprung up and held their torch high for a time, but it burned out, and they sit in twilight now, or have vanished…

    All things are mortal but the Jew; all other forces pass, but he remains. What is the secret of his immortality?

  42. Mr. W says:

    Hey Blitz,

    Yeah, that was funny. The whole of everything that was wrong with the Palestinians condensed into one sunny afternoon where the Palestinians came together as one and disassembled a technological marvel.

    Same as it ever was.

    But that’s okay, because on the 15th of the month (mother’s day) the welfare check gets here from Europe. And you know what that means, it’s Hamas Party time!

    Like everybody down on the ol’ socialist plantation, you gotta have somebody to blame for keeping you down; Jews, whitey, the Republican Party, anybody but yourself.

    From each according to his abilities, to each according to his hate.

  43. Mikey NTH says:

    #39 newrouter:

    There’s a delegation from the pigs that wants a word with you…

  44. B Moe says:

    A national treasure that one.

    Which nation?

  45. Mr. W says:

    Hey Mark Twain,

    The Jews always had an actual job, unlike the Palis/French/Arabs/UN delegation.

    Sincerely,

    The Universe

  46. newrouter says:

    Which nation?

    calypso louie’s

  47. Mr. W says:

    Careful newrouter,

    You’re talking about the future Minister of Social Justice, Chicago style.

  48. Pablo says:

    Here you have a democratically elected government leading a peaceful people, that would prefer to leave its neighbors alone, and yet you have a bunch of socialist trying desperately to kill it.

    The socialists are secondary. Theocrats are the threat. You’d think the socialists would notice.

  49. newrouter says:

    You’d think the socialists would notice.

    its a jew killing business that the national socialist adolph and the iman of jerusalem would approve

  50. Mr. W says:

    You assume that socialism is not a religion, Pablo.

    Income redistribution by government fiat has been an abject failure, yet the left clings to it’s tenets.

    Socialism is a religion. Period.

  51. Diana says:

    The old hag is downright creepy.

  52. JHo says:

    Socialism is a religion. Period.

    Word, assuming socialism = progressivism. The belief in faith overcoming self, humanity, and nature. Fealty to the yet-to-occur. Hope and (you’ll) change. Racialism and classism as foremost morality. Intolerance. Moral disdain. Trial by mob. Tithing to the central power.

    Once you get started the similarities seem endless.

  53. JHo says:

    …the left clings to it’s tenets.

    Never seriously questioning where they lead.

  54. guinsPen says:

    Ok, everybody back where you came from.

    On three.

    Ready, break!

  55. “The issue, of course, isn’t really Israel, or even Zionism. It’s the Jews. Again. Amos Oz has written with sadness about the irony that when his father was growing up in Europe, he saw signs that said ‘Jews Go Home to Palestine,’ but that when he, Amos, was growing up in Palestine, the signs said ‘Jews out of Palestine.’ Oz, one of Israel’s best known leftwing intellectuals, summarizes the unavoidable point. ‘Don’t be here. Don’t be there. In short, don’t be.’”
    – Rabbi Daniel Gordis

  56. RTO Trainer says:

    Here’s a joke in search of a punchine:

    How can you tell when Helen Thomas is smiling?

  57. The anti-semitism aside, Israel finds itself as the target for anti-Americanism by proxy, for being America’s closest ally in the region.

  58. LTC John says:

    #53 – Tithing? Only 10%?

  59. LTC John says:

    I suppose Helen Thomas wants the Caananites restored? Maybe the Hittites brought back?

  60. sdferr says:

    “…for being America’s closest ally in the region.”

    At this point I think it’s fair to say “for once having been” America’s closest ally etc. Obama has seen to it that the relationship is changed, for now.

  61. […] later:  "Of course, she said this with a smile, so, you know — nuance." MikeSoja – June 4, 2010 — 11:40 pm   Filed in: Nazis   « Back of the bus […]

  62. Spiny Norman says:

    Jeff, Darleen? Can someone please post something else so this evil troll’s hideous visage is pushed down off the screen when the page opens up.

    Please!

    Hey! It’s Friday! Is there any chance that a certain armored rodent…

    O_O

  63. Mike LaRoche says:

    Is Helen Thomas one of those “transhumans” that Nishbot keeps blabbering on about?

  64. motionview says:

    newrouter
    Ayers, Dohrn helped organize flotilla group
    By: Barbara Hollingsworth
    Very interesting. The Palestinians are a pretty significant part of the Chicago leftist umbrella. They have a home base at U Illinois Chicago, where Ayers is a professor. They were some of the low level organizers for the early Ayers/Obama education “reform” movement.

  65. Rick says:

    IF SHE BELIEVES WHAT SHE SAYS THEN SHE SHOULD GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR COUNTRY AND GO BACK TO WHERE EVER HER FAMILY CAME FROM BECAUSE THIS COUNTRY IS NOT HERS IT BELONGS TO MY INDIAN BROTHERS

  66. cranky-d says:

    Alrighty then.

  67. Jackie Knotts says:

    THIS COUNTRY IS NOT HERS IT BELONGS TO MY INDIAN BROTHERS

    Dot or feather?

  68. Jackie Knotts says:

    HTML fail!!! Damn Sikhs…

  69. Pablo says:

    You assume that socialism is not a religion, Pablo.

    Um, no. I simply note that it ain’t that religion that’s their primary problem.

  70. guinsPen says:

    How can you tell when Helen Thomas is smiling?

    When she hears Al Melgard, at the Flying Stadium Organ, playing her song.

  71. B Moe says:

    How can you tell when Helen Thomas is smiling?

    The drool runs out the center of her mouth instead of the corners.

  72. BuddyPC says:

    Wow. All this “go home” talk from the left is messing up their Arizona Can’t Send Back The Foreigners narrative.

  73. BuddyPC says:

    Am I the only one who looks at Helen Thomas and hears, “S’Okay? S’awright” in a thrown spanish accent?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfgj0YtVfdg&feature=related

  74. Mr. W says:

    Sorry Pablo, that came out pompous, which I am, but I try no to type like it.

    I will work on affecting a writing style that paints me as a modest man with a studiously jaded outlook on the plight of man.

  75. LTC John says:

    “but I try no to type like it”… stop that. You are making me miss the Scots Dragoon Guards I hung out with in Iraq. i.e. “We have no enough ammunition for that”

  76. Silver Whistle says:

    Gonnae no do that, LTC? Just, no.

  77. TmjUtah says:

    I’ll never forget the account of her curmudgeonly grilling of John Hanson.

    I don’t believe she was quite over menopause at the time.

    I don’t think she is, even today.

    Or, she’s just a shell occupied by THE NARRATIVE.

  78. Jesusland says:

    Helen Thomas cackles “Jews to the ovens!!!! hahahahahaha!”

  79. pdbuttons says:

    hath not a jew eyes?

  80. The left loves their Arab friends,
    Says Israel must make amends
    They just abhorie,
    as did Rachel Corrie
    That the Jews might win in the end.

  81. Rachel Corrie was so very brave
    Hamas homes she was trying to save
    Her protest went flat
    When she went, “Splat!”
    And the IDF never did cave.

  82. pdbuttons says:

    my armpits say STOP!
    but my yoga tree is slop..
    be- bop a lula

  83. Travis says:

    Maybe she should move back to Lebanon.

  84. happyfeet says:

    And Rachel Corrie, one not too bright day,
    went out and put a bulldozer on her head.

  85. Joe says:

    What makes Hellen Thomas’ comments extra special is they came at a Jewish Heritage Event at the White House.

    Then again, my wife and I used to visit nursing homes with our late giant ginger Norweigian Forest cat named Jerry (he was exceedingly gentle, calm and furry, and he weighed about 30 lbs. and was a registered therapy cat). One woman liked him and we went back to see her, but she was obviously lapsing from Altheimer’s. She did not recognize us.

    I asked, “Do you want to see Jerry the Cat?”

    She replied, “Jerry Katz? I do not care for Jews!”

    Unfortunately, in Helen’s case I think her statements reflect how she truly feels.

  86. Pablo says:

    Helen could use a visit from Oscar.

  87. But I______I work in the Cat factory
    And I love the life I’m living
    And I love that I am free
    And I sure don’t want to be_____e
    Rachel Cor-rie_______e!

  88. ol says:

    NK over at Patterico.com would seem to be in substantive agreement with Helen Thomas, given the way he blames Israel for the latest incident:

    http://patterico.com/2010/06/04/the-good-ship-rachel-corrie/

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