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Merrick: “I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!”
Me: “Oh. So you’ve already heard it.
Me: Well then never mind.”
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WHY THERE WAS NO LOOTING IN NASHVILLE during the floods.
h/t Insty
They sure fire aren’t mowers with guns. Which prompts, where are the wives?
Don’t come around here, no mowers.
I can’t believe the people are just now getting around focusing on this. I can’t tell you how long I have been filling out credit apps for bus drivers in the Washington DC metro area that earn 100,000+ dollars a year. Fucking bus fucking drivers! And that’s on top of what people are now realizing are solid gold pension plans that your crappy little 401(k) returns can’t touch.
Let me put it in perspective: a bus driver for metro in the Washington DC area gets paid more than the guy who flew you across country last week. Unless you are a senior airline pilot. Your total compensation cannot possibly match that of a bus driver in any metro area across the country.
This is been going on for years. Government employees as a whole are stupefyingly, criminally, continuously overpaid, and it’s got to stop. But I promise you, brother, they may not do much work, they may not be capable of making a decision, but you had better get ready for a vicious battle if you try to take away one thin dime of their bloated paychecks.
Take a quick peek at the teeniest, tiniest, tip of the iceberg:
Meet The 8,074 New York Transit Workers Who Earn More Than $100,000
Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/mta-salaries-2010-6#ixzz0puiPncWq
Insty links to this GatewayPundit post — Helen Thomas thinks that the J00000000s should go back to Poland.
Caution: even the still image from the video is traumatic. She makes you think that maybe burqas aren’t such a bad idea.
Wow, SBP. That’s bad, even for her.
Here’s Helen’s soulmate, meya, with much the same sentiment.
Oh, jeeze… Somebody get the drool rag.
Did you know it was racist to use the phrase “black hole”? As in planets and solar systems and black holes?
Fuck, motionview. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Those people are insane. Absolutely unbelievably insane.
Damn, that Merrrick dude is quick to jump on a punch line…
Well, if “black hole” is verboten now, we could always go back to the original name, “collapsar”.
Or “Detroit”.
It is a Patterico’s position, reductio ad absurdum, in real life. Unless you think Hallmark, Hallmark, a company with $4B in revenues, is releasing graduation cards with children laughing at a poem about Black Whores.
Some heard “uh-oh, e-lectronic effects.”
So the NAACP is run by retards nowadays…
we could always go back to the original name, “collapsar”
There goes the neighborhood.
Ooooooh yes you are,you silly
bitch.
Ghost? Ghost, you say?
Well, Gary Coleman’s casket.
I’ll be dodging ghosts now. Or something.