On behalf of the Protein Wisdom community, I’d like to join Presidente Barack Obama con Carne in wishing our Mexican readers a muy refrito Cinco de Cinco y muchas cervezas frias! Arriba! Andale! Limon! Provecho! Cronchy! Sabor!
Obama! Espejo! Eres un gran pendejo!
Mexican beer is on sale this week. Ole’.
“Cinco de Cuatro,” that is what you say to the officer during a sobriety test just before you are about to be arrested for DUI.
Jeb Bush, you need a good slap in the face.
I wonder what Chad OchoCinco has to say on the issue?
¡Dame una Dos Equis!
I thought Barcky was the mostest smartest, mostest erudite, and bestest well-spoken President EVAH.
Yet another example of what happens when POTUS does not have TOTUS in front of him.
Republicans = Trekies?
Creepy Fifth of Fifth lyrics
Though no eyes can see
The course laid down long before
And so with gods and men
The sheep remain inside their pen
Though many times they’ve seen the way to leave
He rides majestic
Past homes of men
Who care not or gaze with joy
To see reflected there
The trees, the sky, the lily fair
The scene of death is lying just below
The mountain cuts off the town from view
Like a cancer growth is removed by skill
Let it be revealed
A waterfall, his madrigal
An inland sea, his symphony
Undinal songs
Urge the sailors on
Till lured by the siren’s cry
Now as the river dissolves in sea
So Neptune has claimed another soul
And so with gods and men
The sheep remain inside their pen
Until the Shepherd leads his flock away
The sands of time were eroded by
The river of constant change
-It’s all clear
TrekkERs, Joe, please.
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Give him a break. DosEquis doesn’t come in 40 oz. cans, so how could he know?
You denialists just won’t give this up, will you?
With or without the permission of you reichwing hick deadenders, the comic consensus remains: There aren’t any Obama jokes.
Like, see:
There’s no reason that would make anybody think to quote the “He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like” line from that Cinco de Mayo-themed commercial that’s on constantly now.
Or, say:
There’s no “4 Of 5″/ Illocutus quip that that might inspire you to make, if you’re into that Dennis Miller thing.
The jokes, they can’t be found. Not even by randomly picking any old shit from some random blog comment thread and responding to it with the first thing that comes to mind.
The comedy is settled.
Barcky drinks Tres Equis.
I am no hhhhappy today. Today eez the day when the gringo assholes get drunk on Corona. Señor Collins, do you feel that way on dÃa de San Patricio or are you too drunk yourself on the Guiness to notice?
The jokes, they can’t be found
Funny though. Obama comes crashing in to a presser saying “I’m tired of Gibbs screwing things up. If there’s a job to be done, I’ll do it myself.”
Now that’s funny.
But it’s a nervous laughter.
“if Bush had made such a blunder, it would have been the basis of a four-part MSNBC investigative series on the malapropism’s deleterious effects on the Republican Party’s attempts to woo Hispanic voters, Mexican-American relations, and our “place in the world.”
Funny but true or funny because it is true?
The Frito Bandito’s voice was Mel Blanc.These things must be brought out.
16. Comment by ADK46er on 5/5 @ 7:40 am #
“if Bush had made such a blunder, it would have been the basis of a four-part MSNBC investigative series on the malapropism’s deleterious effects on the Republican Party’s attempts to woo Hispanic voters, Mexican-American relations, and our “place in the world.â€
Bush speaks Spanish.
Granted, it’s W Spanish, but at least his malapropisms would be those oh-charming ArrBushto speech deficiencies, not any walking babelfish syntax, look how worldly I’m trying to pass myself off grammatical giveaways.
I want my “6 of 9” since we are doing numerology for holidays.
Completely off topic, but Independence, Misery (hometown of Harry Truman) is getting a minor-league hockey team. They’re having a contest to name the team, and one of the finalists is “Independence Outlaws”. I think every member of the PW community should toddle over and vote for that name.
Firth of Fifth
Do not fuck with Genesis song titles. I knows them all.
Greetings:
Happy Cinco de Negro.
And I am old enough to remember the Frito Bandito. And Kimba the White Lion.
The two memories are not necessarily in relationship with one another.
I think I’ll drink Negro Modelos tonight!
11B40:
If you are offering a fifth of Johnny Walker Black, then I, Sir, am your friend.
The teleprompter what Baracky is beholden to is funny. Also, the way he did that gangster handshake with Hugo Chavez was funny I thought. How his skeezey woman contrasts with his sassy made for Disney sitcom daughters is funny too I think. Also that Lucy/Charlie Brown/football thing he does with the media about letting them perform for real oral sex on him is funny too. They fall for it every time.
I still have a Frito Bandito pencil-topper, circa ’69 or so. Fossilized, one of the holsters broke off back when Nixon was still president.
Man, those were the days when, say, a Speedy Gonzales cartonn didn’t get die Kulturpolizei‘s knickers twisted.
furious – you really had to look out for Slowpoke Rodrieguez, the slowest mouse in Mexico. He had a big gun.
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