Someone named Michael Wolff at the Newser blog “Off the Grid” is yammering on again about the racism of the Delonas cartoon that we mentioned yesterday. But what Wolff and others don’t get is–Obama didn’t write the damn thing. He let friggin’ Congress do that. If he’d have said “sign the next stimulus bill,” then that would certainly associate Obama with Travis the Chimp. He didn’t.
Hell, Obama didn’t even read the damn thing.
Another surprise: Michael Wolff writes for Vanity Fair.
More: It’s unbelievable how unhinged these people are. It’s hard out there for a chimp.
Wednesday’s Page Six cartoon – caricaturing Monday’s police shooting of a chimpanzee in Connecticut – has created considerable controversy.
It shows two police officers standing over the chimp’s body: “They’ll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill,” one officer says.
It was meant to mock an ineptly written federal stimulus bill.
Period.
But it has been taken as something else – as a depiction of President Obama, as a thinly veiled expression of racism.
This most certainly was not its intent; to those who were offended by the image, we apologize.
However, there are some in the media and in public life who have had differences with The Post in the past – and they see the incident as an opportunity for payback.
To them, no apology is due.
Sometimes a cartoon is just a cartoon – even as the opportunists seek to make it something else.
Here, by contrast, is an example of serious journalistic malfeasance.
Comment by SarahW on 2/19 @ 2:03 pm #
I do not look at monkey pictures and automatically think “black person”. Why do Vanity Fair writers?
Comment by Ella on 2/19 @ 2:07 pm #
IT’S RACIST BECAUSE OBAMA IS BLACK AND MONKEYS HAVE BLACK FUR AND ALL CARTOONS ARE RACIST AND SARAHW IS RACIST AND EVERYONE WHO READS CARTOONS IS RACIST.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 2/19 @ 2:08 pm #
Carin – in this case, to ask the question is to answer it.
Comment by Ella on 2/19 @ 2:08 pm #
Do I need a /sarc thing at the end of that? Or is that implied?
Comment by mcgruder on 2/19 @ 2:14 pm #
hooh boy. i worked with sean at the ny post and hes not a hater, just a really, really wry sharp-witted guy. also, a total liberal.
i know mike wolff and he’s a really honest liberal; i worked a little with his daughter and she’s a nice girl, maybe 25 now. a kid in the NYP newsroom.
this is just ridiculous and michael should know better….col allen’s not getting shot over this, thats for damn sure.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 2:19 pm #
I don’t think it’s unhelpful when Baracky’s media is this egregiously stupid. There’s not a few who will read of this and have a moment of clarity I imagine.
Comment by Percy Dovetonsils on 2/19 @ 2:24 pm #
“Do I need a /sarc thing at the end of that? Or is that implied?”
The lack of punctuation was a good touch, but the properly spelled words and non-usage of some variant of “wingnut” would tip the discerning reader off that this was parody.
Comment by Roland THTG on 2/19 @ 2:26 pm #
That fucking monkey bit me once too, back in ‘96 I think.
I hates me some monkeys.
Comment by Mr. White on 2/19 @ 2:35 pm #
Instead of just whining about the GOP’s Chimp problem, why can’t the Republican leadership for once agree on something and plan a Final Solution?
….
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 2:41 pm #
Mr. White is a mendoucheous asshat.
Isn’t Wolff a regular on the Olbergasm and Madcow shows?
Comment by Dan Collins on 2/19 @ 2:42 pm #
You know, everything in the world is just a big Rorschach blot for Mr. White to project onto.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 2/19 @ 2:51 pm #
That’s why sane people ‘hammer Mr. White and are not bothered by his
menstruationsministrations.Comment by Dan Collins on 2/19 @ 2:52 pm #
Okay, minestrone for dinner is right out.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 2:53 pm #
Rob C – This one is performance art. Dance, chimp. Dance!
I denounce the racist patriarchal Mr. White.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 2:54 pm #
Minestrone and minstration are dangerously close to minstrel … just sayin’ – RACISTS
Comment by cranky-d on 2/19 @ 2:58 pm #
Who is this Mr. White you speak of?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 2/19 @ 3:00 pm #
“Comment by Mr. White on 2/19 @ 2:35 pm #
Instead of just whining about the GOP’s Chimp problem, why can’t the Republican leadership for once agree on something and plan a Final Solution?”
Because genocide is a pervue of the reactionary left.
Stalin.
Hitler.
Pol Pot.
All your heroes.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 2/19 @ 3:01 pm #
I think this stems from white liberals jealousy of the race card. They are the most pasty white, Crackerbarrel shopping effeminate among us by stereotype. The are very guilty of their place in this world and how they got to it, so they wish to pawn their guilt off. So they just redefine racism as the opposite of being liberal, ie anyone they view as a Republican. By doing this they can not only get rid of their guilt, but also feel like they are fighting what they are guilty about.
So now this little piece of garbage, probably some 125 pound white kid from the suburbs, is throwing out the race card like he was a black woman told to get to the back of the bus in 1960. All the while probably the only black people he has any interaction with want to kick his ass.
Comment by cranky-d on 2/19 @ 3:03 pm #
Oh. I have the feeling Mr. White is just another re-branding of an existing troll.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 2/19 @ 3:05 pm #
Assclown if I had my guess, but my thoughts still apply.
Comment by libocrat on 2/19 @ 3:10 pm #
Maybe Travis the chimp was Mr.White’s life partner.
Comment by Log Cabin on 2/19 @ 3:18 pm #
How can any possibly compare Obama to a chimp? Everyone knows that Wookie/Klingon hybrids and Chimpanzees are natural enemies and NEVER interbreed. However, Wookie/Klingons are known to be highly aroused by human males of Kenyan extraction.
So there’s your scientific proof!
Comment by alppuccino on 2/19 @ 3:20 pm #
Maybe Travis the chimp was Mr.White’s life partner.
Speaking ill of the dead now libocrat? So soon too.
Comment by Mr. White on 2/19 @ 3:25 pm #
Sure. Pareidolia has a pervue as well. It enables certain people to see Ronald Reagan’s face in Sarah Palin’s ass, among other things.
Comment by alppuccino on 2/19 @ 3:29 pm #
If Reagan were a younger man, I don’t thing any of us would begrudge him that indulgence. I’m sure Bill Clinton saw his face in Sarah’s ass around shower time.
Comment by Techie on 2/19 @ 3:29 pm #
We’ve got another MENSA member here.
Vanity Fair, the go-to read for rich female liberals.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 3:29 pm #
We can add sexist to racist and patriarchal for this Mr. White thingie.
Comment by Edward Cropper on 2/19 @ 3:30 pm #
Al has been out of the news since The Messiah came on the scene. How long do you think the guy can last without a little print?
Check out my blog for my cartoon of Uncle Al
Comment by libocrat on 2/19 @ 3:35 pm #
I think Mrs. White saw his own face in Travis the Chimps ass quite often.
Hang in the Mrs. White, beastiality isn’t dead yet. Just Travis!
Comment by N. O'Brain on 2/19 @ 3:36 pm #
#Comment by Mr. White on 2/19 @ 3:25 pm #
And that comment has any relationship to anything said here…..how?
Comment by Techie on 2/19 @ 3:36 pm #
too good not to steal:
Q: What’s one difference between Barack Obama and Jesus Christ?
A: Jesus can assemble a cabinet.
(thank you, tip your waitresses and hattip Jim Treacher)
Comment by Cave Bear on 2/19 @ 3:52 pm #
C’mon, mcgruder. You are carrying the professional courtesy thing WAY too far. “Honest liberal” my ass. This Wolff guy is clearly a DIShonest liberal douchenozzle. I’ve seen that cartoon, as I’m sure you have. There was not a goddam thing about it that was racist, except in the fevered imaginations of lefty fucktards like your pal Mr. Wolff. Jeez…
And as for Mr. White, not to put to fine a point on it, but suck it, bitch. It’s all you are good for.
Comment by McGehee on 2/19 @ 4:03 pm #
If the Travis shooting and the cartoon had happened just a year earlier, to whom would the Left assume the cartoon referred?
Comment by libocrat on 2/19 @ 4:10 pm #
Who is Mrs. White’s lover Travis the Chimp for $1000.00 Alex?
Comment by Old Texas Turkey on 2/19 @ 4:11 pm #
oh oh oh McGehee. pick me. pick me. pick me. (waves hand in the air)
Comment by Reality Knocking on 2/19 @ 4:12 pm #
Wow. There were a lot of mouth breathers on that site, starting with Mr. Wolff.
This is obviously a case of someone using any tool available to silence a critic of the Messiah President. It is particularly rich considering how often Bush was compared to a chimp over the last 8 years.
As for the reflexive racism thing, WHEN is this going to end? The way things are going, the only way is with very ugly violence. Users of this technique in getting their way should really think on that when employing it.
Comment by Charybdis E. Scylla on 2/19 @ 4:37 pm #
Comment by Mr. White on 2/19 @ 4:26 pm #
“Let us not quibble, for today a threshold has been crossed – Dan Collins finally deployed the N word. It was only a matter of time.”
Yawn…And this matters how? Which threshold was crossed and what are the consequences? Dan will still post what interests him and you’ll still sit on the sidelines, hooting and throwing shit. Seems the same to me.
I swear, sometimes I think people believe this internet stuff is more important than real life. Then again, I don’t live with my parents and can stay out past 10 O’clock. Grow up already.
Comment by libocrat on 2/19 @ 4:38 pm #
Mrs. White. clearly you are too stupid and deluded to know that everyone here is laughing at you. What kind of fucking idiot are you?
Let me guess??? LIBTARD.
Comment by B Moe on 2/19 @ 4:39 pm #
Let us not quibble, for today a threshold has been crossed – Dan Collins finally deployed the N word. It was only a matter of time.
So how long have you been tracking Dan’s vocabulary?
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 4:42 pm #
Mr Whitey the patriarchal racist is good at this performance art thingie. And it is a twatwaffle.
Comment by libocrat on 2/19 @ 4:42 pm #
C.E.S. Mrs.White is throwing shit around because she too is a chimp. Chimp is as chimp does.
Comment by Charybdis E. Scylla on 2/19 @ 4:55 pm #
I had originally pegged Mr. White as a Lance Link wannabe, but now I think he belongs on the CHUMP side of the house…maybe Ali Assa Seen?
(And yes, I see the irony of telling him to grow up and then making a 70’s Saturday morning kid’s show reference. I’m like that.)
Comment by Carin on 2/19 @ 5:04 pm #
Carin – in this case, to ask the question is to answer it.
Is the question – does this topic need unicorns and rainbows?
Comment by Matt on 2/19 @ 5:05 pm #
Swear to god, i need an instruction manual. WE can call Bush Hitler and a chimp but we can’t do cartoons which may or may not be Barrak Obama because then we’re not respecting the man or the presidency.
Could we get some “Worshiping at the Altar of Obama for Dummies” printed please. I can’t just be expected to know this shit.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 5:07 pm #
And fuzzy little bunnies …
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 5:08 pm #
but we can’t do cartoons which compare Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to a chimp, because it is racist against Baracky.
There, fixed that for you, Matt.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 2/19 @ 5:21 pm #
Mr…..White.
Doesn’t that sound kinda racist?
Comment by Techie on 2/19 @ 5:21 pm #
Or what, Mr. White is going to tell teacher?
Comment by Obama on 2/19 @ 5:25 pm #
God damn if that isn’t a typical white person.
Comment by router on 2/19 @ 5:32 pm #
mr. white your condition can be cured by applying a parsnip to your rectum
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 2/19 @ 5:51 pm #
I see no Mr. White here.
All I see is some blank posts with this in them.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 2/19 @ 5:54 pm #
Mr…..White.
Doesn’t that sound kinda racist?
Yes, it does, especially if you stop to think about the etymology of “Mr.” (ca. 1545–55; var. of master)
MASTER WHITE.
Jayzus.
I think that may be the most racist name that anyone has ever used on this site.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 2/19 @ 6:11 pm #
Pretty funny that we got someone on here implying that everyone here is a racist while he is supporting a politician who attended a racist church for 20 years.
Comment by Mr. White on 2/19 @ 6:51 pm #
Spies, Brigands, and Pirates – kind of a patchy job there at ignoring me.
Just to show there’s no hard feelings, here is some soothing music for you.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 2/19 @ 6:55 pm #
Yeah, but, you see, Obama can’t be racist, because, as a black man in the United States, he just doesn’t have any power.
Comment by maggie katzen on 2/19 @ 7:01 pm #
over a year ago… there may be earlier instances. I wasn’t terribly surprised. It’s Dan Collins! NTTAWWT.
Comment by Dan Collins on 2/19 @ 7:09 pm #
Thanks, maggie. And, for the record, when I use “nigger”, I don’t use in in any hatier fashion than any of the other things that I don’t say, unless I’m joking, such as kike, mick, WOP, limey, surrender monkey, gook, or motherfelching douchenozzle. The point is, in this joke, that if I’m not allowed to say preznit, what am I allowed to say?
Comment by urthshu on 2/19 @ 7:10 pm #
The N word?
Liberal, please.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 7:15 pm #
menfelcheous douchenozzle, not motherfelching … git it right git.
Comment by maggie katzen on 2/19 @ 7:15 pm #
I thought O! made it alright to say it or is it cause he’s President?
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 7:18 pm #
So, do you folks think that Mr. White is the felcher or the felchee ?
Comment by maggie katzen on 2/19 @ 7:20 pm #
blah, blah, blah… whatevs. as I learned(overheard) from a cast mate last week even using the word faggoting is an indication you’re a hateful, hateful person.
also niggardly.
Comment by router on 2/19 @ 7:20 pm #
yo how about pollack or hunky? what’s an eastern euro to do
Comment by router on 2/19 @ 7:22 pm #
the dude was totally niggardly with the fags
Comment by maggie katzen on 2/19 @ 7:27 pm #
RACIST!!!
anyhoo, In Bruges showed up today and I’m done with my bike riding… catch y’all later.
Comment by Thomas Martin on 2/19 @ 7:27 pm #
Sean did a GREAT cartoon!!! I applaud him!!! Let me point out that the REAL reason this story is all over the SECULAR LIBERAL media is that the Leftist Media & Hollywood, etc. CREATED OBAMA. He is a PRODUCT of them. They are trying to “PROTECT” Obama (the one they created) & trying to send the message that if anyone DARE voice their opposition to their “Messiah” that they will be dealt with severely by being humiliated & picketed, etc. (in order to keep their Messiah in power to do the secular media’s & Hollywood’s, etc.bidding). I CANNOT BELIEVE the SHEEP mentality of MOST Americans! WAKE UP!!! You have all been fed the Kool-Aid & are following BLINDLY with everyone else because you do not have the intestinal fortitude to THINK FOR YOURSELVES & STAND UP FOR WHAT IS RIGHT! Barrack Obama is NOT EVEN his REAL name! It’s Barry Soetoro. And he is an INDONESIAN citizen & possibly a BRITISH citizen also (due to him being born in Kenya where at the time of his birth Kenya was under BRITISH rule). Contrary to what the liberal media would have you believe, he was NOT born in Hawaii (his “supposed” birth certificate that he posted online is BOGUS & has been proven BOGUS by forensic experts…Google it & you’ll see) & is therefore NOT a Natural Born citizen & therefore is not qualified to be US President according to the US Constitution, Article 2, Section 1.Visit defendourfreedoms.us, therightsideoflife.com, americanthinker.com & worldnetdaily.com & you’ll see the TRUTH of what is happening. The so-called STIMULUS package is BOGUS & won’t work & has been created to force Americans into Socialism (& not Capitalism) & keep them dependent on the government so the government can rule over them. Why do you think Obama’s regime is trying to NATIONALIZE the banks & the auto, healthcare, financial industries.? So they can have rule over you and your children & your grandchildren! WAKE UP PEOPLE! Keep up the great cartoons, Sean!!!
Comment by Dan Collins on 2/19 @ 7:31 pm #
Erm. And now back to our regular programming.
Comment by Carin on 2/19 @ 7:31 pm #
Dude, take a breath. Have a drink or something.
Comment by Carin on 2/19 @ 7:35 pm #
Ella, up at #2 … take note of how Thomas did that. WALL of text. All Caps in select passages.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 2/19 @ 7:37 pm #
I think I prefer Ella’s parodic style.
Comment by Carin on 2/19 @ 7:41 pm #
Well, I knew right off that Ella was a parody. I’m just saying if she wants to take it up a notch.
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Comment by nikkolai on 2/19 @ 7:47 pm #
Senor Blanco este es mas stupido…
Comment by cynn on 2/19 @ 7:48 pm #
Thomas Martin just may have a point. Too bad it’s on top of his head.
Comment by Mr. White on 2/19 @ 7:49 pm #
Hatier? Cessez de creuser quand vous êtes dans un trou.
Comment by A Conservative Teacher on 2/19 @ 7:58 pm #
Yeah, the weird thing is, when I saw the cartoon, I laughed and laughed- the chimp is lying there dead and the cops say ‘who is going to right the next stimulus bill’- like it was a circus monkey who wrote the first one- very funny. And then someone told me that I am racist for laughing at that, and that the chimp is Obama because Obama is black, and somehow that is associated with monkeys. That surprised me, almost as much as finding out that I’m unpatriotic for not wanting my taxes raised. Who knew- I’m both racist and unpatriotic- I’m glad the left is here to tell me these things!
Comment by router on 2/19 @ 7:59 pm #
Voici la salle de bains.
Comment by Matt on 2/19 @ 8:00 pm #
*Have a drink or something.*
Totally taking your advice Carin.
And JD, if I could hire you to follow me around for the next year so I don’t say anything that would cause trouble with the thought police, that would be great. You’d get your own company unicorn, though you’d have to sign something that says you promise not to eat it during your tenure.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 8:04 pm #
Matt – I would not sign that waiver. BBQ unicorn is a goal of mine. Unicorn brisket. Yum.
Comment by Matt on 2/19 @ 8:16 pm #
I’ve alerted PHTU(-e) to your anti-unicorn intentions. Expect a visit.
Conservative teacher, despite the fact that “we” elected a black president, I get the impression after 4 years, we’re going to get to the point where we are racist for breathing. I’ll be honest with you, I though Obama was going to cure all of those ills but apparently he’s too busy spending my money.
Comment by Log Cabin on 2/19 @ 8:19 pm #
“Cessez de creuser quand vous êtes dans un trou.”
White idiot,
No one here wants to know about your trou.
Also, we are not impressed that you speak the language of arrogant, wine sipping, surrender monkeys so poorly. Stop using Yahoo translator and open a book.
Cassez-vous et mourez right back atcha.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 8:20 pm #
When I was looking for my hoisin sauce they had Texas Brisket Sauce on the ethnic food aisle. I was offended sorta. And then I looked and it’s from Arizona. That’s messed up. No fish sauce anywhere. I did get the Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake rolls. Finally. And a little bottle of sake. Caution. Remove the bottle cap before heating it says. This is what the Japanese think of us.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 8:25 pm #
Monsieur White est un membre raciste sexiste du patriarchy qui aime lécher sur le robinet.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 8:25 pm #
oh. Forget the Japanese. Reuters thinks were dumb as dirt sounds like.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 8:26 pm #
Those Japanese are feeling all sorts of superior after we elected a dirty little socialist.
Comment by Log Cabin on 2/19 @ 8:27 pm #
“This is what the Japanese think of us.”
Can you blame them, Feet? With all the lawsuit happy a-holes running around over here, aided by armies of lawyers looking for a big payday?
I mean, the Japanese people are slightly crazy, but they’re not stupid!
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 8:29 pm #
that appeared to compare President Barack Obama to a chimpanzee.
It only appears that way to 2 groups of people – 1) people who are predisposed to see racial undertones where none exist, and 2) people who do not know that SanFranNan and Harry Reid wrote the 1st “stimulus” bill. How sad is it that we have to now refer to it as the 1st?
Comment by router on 2/19 @ 8:33 pm #
obama idiot jackass
Comment by router on 2/19 @ 8:35 pm #
or maybe barry “longdon jackass”
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 8:38 pm #
The white peoples is just licking this up. Here’s a fun game. Whoever guesses where this comes from first can have a Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake Roll what is delectable and only 240 calories. Just one cause there aren’t that many left.
***
Viewed in an academic context, the controversial New York Post editorial cartoon, which some believe mocks President Obama, belongs to a category of racist — and dangerous — “cognitive associations.”
That is the conclusion of Phillip Atiba Goff, an assistant professor at the department of psychology at the University of California.
Click here to read more of Goff’s findings
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 8:40 pm #
NPR ?
Comment by cynn on 2/19 @ 8:41 pm #
I really don’t understand the uproar. I thought of the “chimpanzees sitting at keyboards creating Shakespeare” kind of ironic suggestion. And that would be appropriate, because this legislation is an unfunded abortion.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 8:43 pm #
oh. That was right. damn. JD wins. Ok someone else has to think of the next game.
Comment by Dan Collins on 2/19 @ 8:45 pm #
Phillip Atiba “Jack” Goff.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 8:49 pm #
You have my address. Fed Ex that Swiss Cake Roll ;)
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 8:51 pm #
You’ll get it. But NG promised to help me think of an only from LA something we can send.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 8:54 pm #
oh. I just saw the NY1 parody thing. I think for reals if we want to get all academic we could make the case that that’s a lot more offensive than the monkey thinger. I’d give it a go but I don’t think I’m ever offended properly by things so I don’t think I have a good feel for it. Plus I’m still pissed off about the brisket sauce thing.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 2/19 @ 8:56 pm #
I was offended by “When will white embrace what is right” but that is just me. Sharpton didn’t seem to care. :(
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 8:56 pm #
No need for that, but thanks. I just hope you enjoy them as much as I do.
Plus, Better Half thinks you are awesome. I think she enjoys you more than she likes me -)
Comment by router on 2/19 @ 8:57 pm #
Obama monkey.com
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 8:59 pm #
router. see that was just brilliant. What you did there.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 2/19 @ 9:00 pm #
I’m thinking about modifying the code so that you can select a different icon for each troll.
A nice Klan hood would be good for Master White.
Comment by SporkLift Driver on 2/19 @ 9:01 pm #
Mr. White is not a parody?
That’s … disturbing.
I’ll join the multilingual pile on.
Shirosan wa totemo baka desu
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 9:01 pm #
Say thank you very much to BH – I’m finding something that would fit over this pot in case of fire and then I’m gonna heat up the oil. This is my first frying-type adventure. Eggs don’t count.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 9:01 pm #
Gabrielle Anwar, co-star of Burn Notice, is on for the next hour. I will be preoccupied.
Comment by router on 2/19 @ 9:04 pm #
the tv comm is really interesting what with the monkey hanging on the black guy’s back. nice view of P’burgh though. Al had no comment
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 9:04 pm #
If you burn down part of LA, please do not blame me. Better Half did not make them, her mother did. Alpuccino liked her, a lot.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 9:09 pm #
They are so many. Thank you BH’s mom. Can I freeze or should I do them all and heat up later?
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 9:12 pm #
zomg and oh. zomgzomg. The irony… I have to stand up and walk it off.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 9:15 pm #
You can freeze. Only cook what you want to eat. Freshly fried is exponentially better.
Comment by router on 2/19 @ 9:17 pm #
nice monkeys there. yo al
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 9:17 pm #
I’m on it.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 9:17 pm #
I am gonna have to reheat a couple for NG tomorrow at work because she expressed intense interest.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 9:17 pm #
Surely Al Sharpton is boycotting the credit counselors.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 9:18 pm #
NG has good taste. Hope you enjoy.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 9:20 pm #
Did I mention how incredible Gabrielle Anwar is? And Julia Ormond?
Comment by router on 2/19 @ 9:24 pm #
$4 billion to acorn to fix the credit “smokers”(politically correct group to blame)
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 9:30 pm #
these are amazing… only thing is.. those things I’ve been eating what say “eggrolls” on the box… what are those? I’ve been hornswoggled I think.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 9:31 pm #
also you know what else? Frying stuff is fun. I’m gonna find other stuff what I can fry.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 9:33 pm #
I am glad you enjoy. BH’s mother will be pleased, beyond words. She has this thing about feeding people. She reminds me of an Italian grandmother, except she is really short, doesn’t speak Italian, and cooks Asian food.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 9:34 pm #
Twinkies are really good when you fry them.
Comment by cynn on 2/19 @ 9:38 pm #
… you guys ever notice how few people show up here anymore? How about the intentionial meaning of this guy’s goon cartoon? Intentialism. I was brought up to believe that the reciever’s interpretation established meaning. Jeff kind of turned that around. Recent events have reinforced my previous, calcified training.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 9:39 pm #
Gabrielle Anwar in a tight white t-shirt and no bra …
Comment by Pablo on 2/19 @ 9:39 pm #
Oh, so now you’re hating on Daryl Strawberry? RACIST!!!
Can’t a black man get a break?
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 9:40 pm #
Ha! I can’t believe you said that… I just did the last of the Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake Rolls. Really good doesn’t begin to describe. This has to be very very wrong.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 9:42 pm #
I am … rolling …
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 9:44 pm #
Hi cynn. I think people are discouraged because everything is wrong and bad except JD’s BH’s mom’s eggrolls and assorted Little Debbie products. What you can fry! Is this a great world or what?
Comment by Pablo on 2/19 @ 9:45 pm #
Yup. Now, is it saying Pelosi should be shot, or just that she’s a deranged chimp? You make the call.
Comment by router on 2/19 @ 9:46 pm #
as a pollack/hunky i think jews are smarter than … fuck the patriarchates speaking again
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 9:46 pm #
Hershey’s bars and Nestle’s Crunch are very good fried as well.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 9:52 pm #
I am done. That was happiness. And now just when you think things can’t get any classier at chez happyfeet it’s time for sake and vitamin water.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 2/19 @ 9:53 pm #
Just spent 2 hours on yahoo chat with Matt the Marine, it’s all good, he should be returning home in “13 1/2 weeks”.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 2/19 @ 9:53 pm #
Oh, three new medals and a new ribbon for his dress blues.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 9:54 pm #
We invented that accidentally on purpose on the subway in NY in January.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 9:55 pm #
Congratulations Mr. Brain! 13 and a half weeks and then he’s home for good?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 2/19 @ 9:55 pm #
“Now, is it saying Pelosi should be shot, or just that she’s a deranged chimp? You make the call.”
Chimps can smile.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 2/19 @ 9:57 pm #
Don’t know, hf, if he re-ups he’s aiming for a non-deployable position. He’s got a wife and baby now, so the seperation is really hard.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 2/19 @ 9:58 pm #
Oh, Scottish Kate and I are planning to head south for the arrival ceremony.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/19 @ 9:59 pm #
ok… There was that decision today I think. Maybe yesterday… about the 17,000 and that their tempo of operations will be increasing soon. If that’s how you say it. Sounds like that will be a good time to have done your part and head home.
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 10:00 pm #
I can hear some Ahi Tuna and Toro calling my name.
Comment by Dan Collins on 2/19 @ 10:01 pm #
Congratulations, Matt the Marine. God keep you.
Comment by router on 2/19 @ 10:03 pm #
god bless our armed forces in the age of the messiah.
Comment by Bob Reed on 2/19 @ 10:05 pm #
Congratulations on the good news N. O’Brain…
Godspeed and God Keep Matt until you are together again…
Comment by JD on 2/19 @ 10:08 pm #
N.O’Brain – Congrats. You should be proud.
Comment by router on 2/19 @ 10:11 pm #
hey vote here please:
Would You Join Santelli’s “Chicago Tea Party?”
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Comment by ccoffer on 2/19 @ 10:21 pm #
Nancy Pelosi should be shot. It should be by a legitimate firing squad, though.
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Comment by Darleen on 2/19 @ 10:52 pm #
this all really puts a crimp in Eric Holder’s meme
Comment by maggie katzen on 2/19 @ 11:02 pm #
oh, that brings back memories. I had a Vietnamese roommate one semester and she was always trying to feed me. She was probably half my size and always telling my I was too skinny. but that’s exactly what my bf dubbed her, my “Italian, Vietnamese grandmother”
Comment by router on 2/19 @ 11:03 pm #
yo cowards over here:
23,000 soldiers were killed, wounded or missing after twelve hours of savage combat on September 17, 1862. The Battle of Antietam ended the Confederate Army of Northern Virginia’s first invasion into the North and led to Abraham Lincoln’s issuance of the preliminary Emancipation Proclamation.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 2/19 @ 11:48 pm #
Glad to hear that your son will be on his way home soon, N. O’B.
Comment by John Cheshire on 2/19 @ 11:57 pm #
I wouldn’t be so pissed if it was just plain stupidity. Instead it’s cynical and intentional. It teaches our younger generation how to be a race-baiting opportunistic fuck…or a brainwashed mental midget.
Fucks. All of ‘em.
We are raising a generation of victims.
When I was a kid my dad would say, “Prepare yourself to take care of your family and to do that you need to find doing something that you love. If you can’t find that find something you can tolerate.â€Â
Now we are telling our kids “Find your grievance group! Don’t have one? Make one.â€Â
Yea, i’m talking to you GLTG crowd.
Comment by Makewi on 2/20 @ 1:28 am #
Fuck you thor.
Comment by B Moe on 2/20 @ 3:16 am #
I want to wish thor ill for such as this, but having to live everyday as himself is probably punishment enough.
What a vile, soulless little cretin you are.
Comment by BJTexs on 2/20 @ 3:28 am #
What is that eating away at your soul, thor? It might be the booze talking but I suspect that there is a pestilence in your soul, an oozing, sucking infection, that would “inspire” you to write what you just wrote above. If you can’t see the difference between throwing snarks at each other and wishing someone’s family ill, then you are beyond the pale.
With all of the sincerity of my heart: Seek professional help.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 2/20 @ 5:56 am #
Comment by thor on 2/20 @ 1:43 am #
Your Father is a million times the man you are, pussy.
And if he heard you talking that way about anither member of the armed forces, he’d kick you in your skinny punk ass.
FOAD, whore.
Go kill yourself and make the workld a better place.
Comment by Carin on 2/20 @ 6:11 am #
Of all the things thorazine could comment on … and what does he contribute?
Look, thor, I know you’ve got nothing. Running on empty. Teh One let you down, and you’re feeling confused. But, you need to be banned unless you can control your shit.
Comment by Bob Reed on 2/20 @ 6:54 am #
thor,
That is soooooooo vile and not right on so many levels I can’t even begin to address it…
I thought better of you…
Comment by Bob Reed on 2/20 @ 6:55 am #
Oh and thor,
I think you might be surprised if you asked your own Father’s opinion of that comment. I believe he too wouldn’t wish the lot he’s suffered due to his wounds on anyone else; especially not someone’s child…
Comment by LTC John on 2/20 @ 7:29 am #
As desperate as he gets for attention – don’t give it to him. Any attention is good to him – just ignore it, and it will go away sooner or later. Until Jeff does kick him off, or post authors just delete him out, you are simply aidingg whatever sickness it is nursing.
Comment by Pablo on 2/20 @ 8:05 am #
Let’s have a round of applause for the janitor.
/Standing O!
Comment by Wewonsuckit on 2/20 @ 8:19 am #
How the heck can anybody wish harm on one of our troops ? I don’t recall republicans hoping troops would die in Bosnia, which was, imho, mostly a waste of time.
Its really bizarre. Also, I found the recent protests about the porkulus bill in stark contrasts to the anti-war protests. The porkulus protests seem lacking in the extremist groups like the communists, code pink, pro-terrorist, pro-hamas groups the anti-war groups bring out. While many of us are probably cheering for a failure/repeal of the porkulus bill, I think most of us would also say t hat if by some twist of fate, the porkulus bill actually caused the economy to recover, we’d admit we were wrong and move on. The anti-war left was willing to lose the war, lose troops, lose reputations around the world, so they’d be proven “right” about the war.
Big difference in the makeup of the parties. thor’s a pretty good example of this, I think.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 2/20 @ 8:21 am #
Whoever is playing Wewonsuckit: busted.
Heh.
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Comment by N. O'Brain on 2/20 @ 8:47 am #
And thanks, everyone, for your support.
Comment by McGehee on 2/20 @ 8:57 am #
Hey, thor, ya wanna know how to be a Comeback Kid? Here’s how:
Step One; Go away.
I’ll tell you Step Two later.
Comment by Techie on 2/20 @ 9:37 am #
Thor go off his meds again?
Comment by cranky-d on 2/20 @ 9:42 am #
Thor has been banned before. He just gets himself another IP and keeps going.
Comment by Techie on 2/20 @ 9:42 am #
Remember, we’re dealing with a MENSA member, one who made millions on Wall St.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 2/20 @ 9:48 am #
My habit of sleeping in the early morning hours has caused me to miss another drug and/or drink fueled spewing.
Man – am I lucky.
Comment by Sort-of-Mad Max on 2/20 @ 9:57 am #
Jeez, Trollhammer made sure I never saw Thor’s bilge. It’s like he doesn’t exist! Snort.
I’m guessing it was even more puerile than usual.
Congrats to you and your son, N.O’B. He’s a guy to be proud of.
Comment by MarkD on 2/20 @ 10:24 am #
It was silly to apologize. I would have explained that Congress writes legislation, not the president. I would then have invited those who still chose to be offended, whatever their motives, to read the competition. “The Post is for adults. If you want to be pandered to, read the Times – while it’s still around.”
Comment by livermoron on 2/20 @ 11:48 am #
I am reminded of the story of the psychiatric patient who was asked to describe a series of Rohrshach blots. The first he described as ‘two people fucking’, the second was ’some gal giving a blow job’, and so on through the stack. At the end the psychiatrist asked him, ‘don’t you find it unusual that you saw sex acts in all the ink blots?’, to which the patient replied…’don’t blame me, they’re your dirty pictures’.
Those that saw racism in the cartoon are exposed as the true racists.
Comment by Sand Squid on 2/20 @ 1:46 pm #
Good luck N’O.Brain, hope your Marine gets home safe. Af-Pak is the new place to go these days, and we’ll be wishing safe journeys to many more of us as we take the mooks to the woodshed. God’s work it is.
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Comment by thor on 2/20 @ 3:20 pm #
While Matt the Marine was off serving his country Matt’s Daddy did nothing but stir up and spew hate.
P’brain, can go rot in the hell he wished on everyone else, he’s a total asshole.
Go suck on Gen. Petreaus’s balls, P’brain. Do that with your flag-pin shoved up your ass, whore.
FOAD, as you like to say.
Comment by thor on 2/20 @ 3:22 pm #
And you can fuck off too, Mr. Talking Telephone Pole.
Comment by thor on 2/20 @ 3:41 pm #
I like the way you end your thoughts with a snort.
Comment by Mark A. Flacy on 2/20 @ 3:59 pm #
Ah. Thor left another steaming pile of shit in the thread.
Or it’s one of his clones. Hard to tell.
Comment by thor on 2/20 @ 4:23 pm #
I never said I was willing to lose any war at any time, Mr. Suck It. I do have a problem with autistics and their affixed grins of wandering amusement who’ll pom-pom war with red-white-and-blue balloons, who’ll shit on former soldiers, who reduce the memory of the millions that died in the most horrific theater of human conflicts with simple proclamations of “you suck Stalin’s balls.”
Yep, I think a face-smashing is owed to the hicks and retards. And I’m not alone. O!
Comment by livermoron on 2/20 @ 4:54 pm #
Thor,
Since I am new to this forum, and not having read any of your postings prior to these past two or three, by stating that “I never said I was willing to lose any war at any time..” you aren’t falling back on some Clintonesque phraseology and parsing the argument are you? I mean, once the war was a done deal you were fully supportive of them finishing the job, right? You didn’t advocate for any immediate withdrawals did you? That would be, to my mind, the equivalent of ‘being willing to lose the war’.
I cannot pick up any data from your postings to figure out what you are saying, and any cogent thoughts you may have offered disappeared when your earlier posting was deleted for, what seems to me, some over-wrought invective. Postings since then have been invective-laden and non-informative, so I am at a loss to understand your point.
You seem to have a lot of anger.
Comment by McGehee on 2/20 @ 9:43 pm #
That pretty much is his point.
Comment by Rusty on 2/21 @ 9:11 am #
#182
He’s a big admirer of Stalin, I think, and that Marx guy, not Groucho, the other one.