A lawyer for Amy Winehouse’s jailed husband said Monday his client will be seeking a divorce on the grounds of the soul diva’s alleged infidelity.
Attorney Henri Brandman said he had been instructed by Blake Fielder-Civil “to commence divorce proceedings on the grounds of Amy’s adultery.”
Winehouse and Fielder-Civil married in Miami in May 2007, but he was arrested six months later over an assault. In July he was sentenced to 27 months in jail for beating up a bar manager and then offering him a bribe to keep quiet about it.
Fielder-Civil was released into a drug rehab center in November but sent back to prison weeks later for breaching his bail conditions.
Drug abusing barkeep beater pissed that his wife boinks someone while he’s in jail? Sheesh. My heart, it is breaking.
RELATED: Chick auctioning off her virginity
Honey, there’s a reason you’re still a virgin, and it isn’t chastity. You are the punchline to the 72 virgins deal. (h/t Red State)
I like Jules Crittenden’s take on this:
Doesn’t look like $3.7 million worth to me. Given the crazy factor, I’d say more like a six pack and a couple of shots just to start thinking about it.
I’m sure it’s like fucking a bicycle: you never forget.
Comment by Carin on 1/12 @ 12:24 pm #
If Amy and Blake can’t make it, what chance do any of us have?
Comment by Sticky B on 1/12 @ 12:27 pm #
Watching snipdog and thor attack you for being critical of these outstanding young citizens is gonna be interesting. And by interesting I mean challenging to detect any rational thought processes. I’m gonna go get some popcorn……anybody need anything while I’m up?
Comment by BJTexs on 1/12 @ 12:32 pm #
Amy Winehouse? Skank.
Fielder-Civil? Loser the skank seeks to shed.
Comment by Carin on 1/12 @ 12:37 pm #
I sure hope thor doesn’t link that crappy M.I.A. song again. Winehouse was so over-rated.
Comment by thor on 1/12 @ 1:28 pm #
I’m sure BMoe would agree that no matter what you think of wobbling Amy, her band is excellent.
Comment by Old Texas Turkey on 1/12 @ 1:47 pm #
I’d hit that.
After a week in Vegas consisting solely of Mescaline and beer.
Yup. Hit it, like it owed me money.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 1/12 @ 2:54 pm #
So, basically, she’s just haggling over the price?
Comment by Achillea on 1/12 @ 2:57 pm #
Ahhhh … that much-vaunted traditional marriage that SSM imperils so.
Comment by Flannel on 1/12 @ 3:08 pm #
Who would pay that kind of money to have sex with Steve Perry?
Comment by kelly on 1/12 @ 3:11 pm #
She looks Jewish.
Comment by kelly on 1/12 @ 3:22 pm #
Apparently grammar classes in the Women’s Studies dept. aren’t too rigorous.
Comment by cranky-d on 1/12 @ 3:23 pm #
That’s a truckload of money to pay for what will likely be some of worst sex you’ve had since… just about ever.
Comment by SDN on 1/12 @ 3:38 pm #
Spelling and grammar are just constructs of the racist patriarchy. See Ebonics.
These people cause me to break out in hives.
Comment by daleyrocks on 1/12 @ 4:35 pm #
I ain’t bidding without a full body shot!
Comment by kelly on 1/12 @ 4:36 pm #
“You see, honey, the buyer calls the shots, if you know what I mean…”
Comment by Nathan on 1/12 @ 4:47 pm #
These folks are sleezier than a used-car sale at the Osmond residence, but I will say one thing for Mr. F-C. If somebody gets beat up, and would rather settle for a pile of money than call the cops, that is a private affair. There’s no need to prosecute. It’s a freakin’ bar fight. 27 months is excessive, especially if the injured party didn’t want to pursue the matter to start with.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 1/12 @ 4:49 pm #
She is auctioning her virginity? So what is difference between this and prostitution?
Comment by kelly on 1/12 @ 4:52 pm #
“Okay, honey, I’ve got the money ready to be wired into your bank account. Just one thing…my last girlfriend was Jessica Cutler. Ring a bell?”
Comment by kelly on 1/12 @ 4:54 pm #
“So what is difference between this and prostitution?”
The prostitute’s probably better at it.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 1/12 @ 5:11 pm #
#19 kelly:
And the prostitute isn’t engaging in any false advertising - the prostitute is being very truthful.
Comment by MarkD on 1/12 @ 5:13 pm #
I don’t know, but I’m sure Elliot Spitzer does.
Comment by B Moe on 1/12 @ 5:19 pm #
Would someone have to bribe you to keep it quiet that you got beat up by this dude?
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/amy-blake-smack.jpg
Comment by Pablo on 1/12 @ 5:26 pm #
There’s something awfully familiar about her.
Comment by Rusty on 1/12 @ 6:56 pm #
#3Comment by BJTexs on 1/12 @ 12:32 pm #
Amy Winehouse? Skank.
Fielder-Civil? Loser the skank seeks to shed.
We call that- former assistant to the skank.
I’ve seen her act and heard her sing. She ain’t that great. Janis Joplin had more talent…………….and a better act.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 1/12 @ 8:12 pm #
#24 Rusty:
It is the self-destructive thing. It fits the narrative.
All she needs is a fatal car crash to keep her estate going for a few years after her death. By then the lawyers will have everything from all of the other lampreys.
Comment by qwfwq on 1/12 @ 8:15 pm #
Gender Studies? Well, thank god she’s a girl who’s got her head on straight.
Comment by Merovign on 1/12 @ 10:03 pm #
Looking at that picture…. Open the bid at $50, anyone?
Comment by Dan Collins on 1/12 @ 10:07 pm #
Should have been a raffle.
Comment by Rusty on 1/13 @ 6:21 am #
Mikey
Live fast, die young, and leave a corpse that looks like hell.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 1/13 @ 7:16 am #
Rusty:
Yeah, you want to have people go to your funeral and ask what kind of horrible, disfiguring accident killed you so the next of kin can look puzzled and say ‘She died in her sleep.’