A man who got carried away at a karaoke bar has been stabbed to death for singing too much and refusing to hand over the microphone.
Abdul Sani Doli was performing in Sandakan town, Malaysia, and not letting others share the limelight.
A group of men grew furious that Mr Doli was hogging the stage and a brawl broke out, police said.
The 23-year-old was punched and stabbed in an angry confrontation, said the officer.
Two suspects have been detained after Mr Doli was found dead outside the bar.
This is not the first time that karaoke rage has struck.
A woman in Seattle recently attacked another patron of a karaoke bar because the ’singer’ had butchered a song by her favourite band Coldplay.
In China, South Korea and Japan people have been both shot and stabbed mid-performance over disputes.
I can understand the impulse, though.
I said goodbye, Doli,……well, goodbye, Doli
Its so nice to have you stop that frikkin’ song
You’re lookin’ dead, Doli…….Full of lead, Doli
You’re still bleedy…so damn greedy…to address the throng
I feel that room swayin’……with the box playin’
One of your old favourite songs from way back when
So….. wrap him up, fellas…….don’t have to take his crap, fellas
Doli will never hog the mic again!
Also kicked away from the mic (rather more happily): William “Cold Cash” Jefferson
Comment by Republican on Acid on 12/7 @ 7:12 am #
“A woman in Seattle recently attacked another patron of a karaoke bar because the ’singer’ had butchered a song by her favourite band Coldplay.”
HAHAHA!
Man this world is a silly place.
Comment by Dan Collins on 12/7 @ 7:14 am #
I know. I like the marks around ’singer.’ I’m surprised, though, that out of an abundance of caution they didn’t say “alleged singer.”
Comment by thor on 12/7 @ 7:26 am #
It’s hard to keep drinkin’ while one sings karaoke.
Unless, that is, you had a tampon soaked in vodka jammed it into your cooter! Champagne in the poontang! It’s the new thing!
It is. I swear. I read about it!
Comment by Republican on Acid on 12/7 @ 7:26 am #
What surprises me even more is that somehow this violence isn’t somehow related to the Iraq war… oops, pardon me I was momentarily lost in 2007.
Comment by Republican on Acid on 12/7 @ 7:31 am #
Thor,
This is a true story. Once I was at a bar that was having themselves some karaoke goodness, and in walks this total white trash bar fly. She had swapped spit with around 4 different humans by the time her slurred singing technique had hit the stage. After her performance she was roundly booed by the audience.
This made her fairly unhappy and she began cursing the audience – which only resulted in more boo’s. To which she mooned the audience but I assume was so drunk that she couldn’t stop the pants from sliding down to her ankles. Soon we all received a beaver shot from hell. Yes, we all saw the full glory of a snapper on a red string. The boo’s then turned into, “ewwwwww!”
She was then bounced from the premise.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 12/7 @ 7:34 am #
RoA: dude, it’s breakfast time for some of us.
Comment by Republican on Acid on 12/7 @ 7:35 am #
But soon it will be happy hour.
Comment by Cowboy on 12/7 @ 7:36 am #
RoA–yikes, just yikes.
Comment by thor on 12/7 @ 7:44 am #
What a coincidence, ROA, because you know who else says “ewwwwww” to stories of red snapper on a string?
Dan “the Poet” Collins!
Cherry snapper meringue, yick!
Comment by Republican on Acid on 12/7 @ 7:51 am #
I have never really been too worried about that issue. I mean you take any guy that is given the choice to either wait or go ahead and do it – I’d say that 90% of us will go ahead and do it. I mean the girls do the laundry anyway don’t they?
Comment by Dan Collins on 12/7 @ 7:52 am #
I think, Thor, it had something to do with the insertion of vodka-soaked tampons.
Comment by Dan Collins on 12/7 @ 7:53 am #
But knock yourself out. Maybe there’s a Petrarchan sonnet in that, somewhere.
Comment by Republican on Acid on 12/7 @ 7:54 am #
Dan is correct, I brought up that story because of the vodka-soaked tampons. Which are also probably the favorite snack of a skid row vampire.
Comment by Dan Collins on 12/7 @ 7:56 am #
“Here’s looking at you, kid.” Ewwwwww.
Comment by thor on 12/7 @ 7:57 am #
Well, with both stories it’s alcohol in the blood either way.
“Ewwwwww!”
Comment by Dan Collins on 12/7 @ 7:58 am #
So, you’d consider a vodka suppository, would you?
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 12/7 @ 7:59 am #
There was a guy who died of alcohol poisoning a few years back after getting an alcohol enema. Sherry, if I recall correctly.
Comment by Dan Collins on 12/7 @ 8:01 am #
That’s a strange name for a guy.
Comment by thor on 12/7 @ 8:02 am #
The story even Dan wouldn’t post.
Minty fresh breath!
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 12/7 @ 8:04 am #
Hah! Found it.
“At least two…1.5 liter bottles”.
The wife, who administered the lethal butt-pipe, was charged with negligent homicide.
Comment by thor on 12/7 @ 8:05 am #
First!
Comment by thor on 12/7 @ 8:06 am #
I bet sPies would suck a martini from Barney Frank’s butt.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 12/7 @ 8:09 am #
Sherry, Sherry baby
Sherry, Sherry baby
Sherry baby (Sherry baby)
Sherry can you go up my butt
(Go, go, go, go up my butt)
Sherry baby (Sherry baby)
Sherry can you go up my butt
(Why don’t you go up) up my pink starfish
(Go up) Where the sun don’t shine
(Come out) We’ll dance the night away
You’re gonna make me die
Sherry baby (Sherry baby)
Sherry can you go up my butt
(Go, go, go, go up my butt)
You better ask my wifey (Sherry baby)
Tell her everything is alright
(Why don’t you go up) With your red bladder
(Go up) Your hose looks so fine
(Go up) Move it nice and easy
Booze, you make me lose my mind
Comment by thor on 12/7 @ 8:12 am #
Told ya.
Barney’s not out the dance floor dancing, he’s mixing sPies a drink!
Comment by Sdferr on 12/7 @ 8:13 am #
…so saith all the girls as they fumble to insert anally their now alcohol engorged tampons, in the process learning that when you squeeze a sponge it will express its liquids.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 12/7 @ 8:40 am #
The guy who defeated Jefferson is Vietnamese-born, and holds degrees in philosophy, physics, philosophy, and law.
Clearly another racist two-digit Republican.
He went to Fordham, so he’s probably one of those Cath-a-licks. He might even have a Christmas tree. WHERE IS THE MEDIA?
Comment by JD on 12/7 @ 9:56 am #
Bad karaoke performers deserve to be stabbed, repeatedly.
Comment by B Moe on 12/7 @ 10:28 am #
Jefferson was defeated by a little-known Republican lawyer, underscoring the sharp demographic shifts that have taken place since Hurricane Katrina.
But the Redumblicans caused Katrina. I don’t understand.
Comment by Sdferr on 12/7 @ 10:35 am #
Oh heck, that’s an easy one B Moe. They caused it so there would be demographic shifts, duh.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 12/7 @ 12:21 pm #
So the demographic shifts since Katrina have created an electorate that prefers a “little-known” candidate with a clean record to a well-known incumbent facing Federal corruption charges?
Denounce me all you want, but that tells me something unpleasant about the demographic element that left.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 12/7 @ 12:49 pm #
They are also placing the blame for Mr. Jefferson’s defeat on the closed primary system, where he faced six challengers in the Democratic primary. (According the The Times-Picayune)
Let that soak in – six challengers in his own party, six challengers to a veteran representative. That was the hint – he was dead to his own party, they wanted him gone like yesterday.
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Comment by Rob Crawford on 12/7 @ 3:42 pm #
Yet he won the primary. Which means the party apparatus may have wanted him gone, but the primary voters — all Democrats, since it’s a closed primary — didn’t.
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