You lot were turned on by the accent, weren’t you?
Brits may have a reputation for being buttoned-up, but they lead the world in bed-hopping, according to a new study.
A new international “promiscuity index” names Britain as the major industrialized nation that sleeps around the most, followed by Germany and the Netherlands. The U.S. ranks a more tame number six.
Researchers surveyed 14,000 people in 48 countries, asking them to number their sexual partners as well as list their one-night stands.
People were given rankings between 4 and 65 – the higher the score, the more liberal the respondent. Citizens of Finland actually scored highest, with an average of 51, but the country did not nab the title because it doesn’t qualify as industrialized enough to be an offical part of the study. The UK’s average score was 40.
I have a theory: this is because they can’t achieve sexual arousal through lap dances.
Maybe they’re just ahead of the curve. It could also have something to do with the chronic underemployment among mistresses. Related.
This might be one of those “at least he died doing what he loved” things:
A German man has been found dead in a pornography video booth at a Bonn Beate Uhse sex shop, Cologne daily Express reported on Friday.
Apparently “plump boobs and hot thighs†were too much for the 54-year-old pornography customer’s heart, who died while watching porn in one of the video-booths at the sex-shop on Bischofsplatz, the paper said.
A staff member became suspicious when there was no sign of movement in the cabin long after the man’s time was up. She reportedly knocked on the door and unlocked the booth from the outside and was shocked to find the “porn fan†dead in the chair, the paper reported.
I like your theory…do you have a newsletter?
Didn’t the Brits invent the charming modern custom of “dogging” (i.e., using the Internet and cell phones to hook up for anonymous, public, group sex)?
I don’t know, SBP, but I did write on this, awhile ago.
Their shagging American women, who in Europe have about as much sexual self-control control as a rottweiler bitch in heat.
Madonna doesn’t count. She was married to the guy.
How do they get past those horrible teeth? They have the worst chicklets on the planet.
I think the absence of teeth is a feature for some activities, JD.
I have faith that with a concerted effort the US can be on top. In all senses of the phrase.
There were a ton of au pairs who hung out on the beach where I used to have my summer house and it was like shooting fish in a barrel. There weren’t many Brits but if they’re actually easier than these mostly German, Scandinavian, Austrian and Czech girls were, Good lord!
At least he died happy, and only embarrassing himself!
A win for the AoS lifestyle.
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