Sure, I know I’m supposed to break down cardboard boxes before I put them in the recycle bin. But fuck it, I took a chance.
And if the truck decides it doesn’t want to pick ’em up as is, those boxes can sit there in the street until they become moldy or weather shredded — or home to a family of angry bobcats, for all I care.
It ain’t like my name’s on the things.
Sticking it to the cardboard man!
LOL we have contractors that pick up our trash and recyclables. One early morning, I watched as the guy dumped the trash into one side of the truck, with the recycling into the other side – one garbage truck, side by side stuff. He said they sort it out later. Riiiiight.
Just be thankful your name isn’t Sam Corrugated.
But do you refuse to wash out your alcohol bottles before putting those in the bin?
Might as well go full bore.
RACIS–oh, sorry. It’s becoming kind of a reflex.
I break down boxes compulsively. Too many restaurant jobs way back when I guess.
Cardboard boxes look like fuel to me. But then, I want a warmer earth.
You call yourself an outlaw but you recycle your cardboard?
Wannabe.
I pick up my dog’s shit, put it in a cardboard box, and place it in the recycle bin. It’s like animal fecal composting and recycling all in one, win-win!
You call yourself an outlaw but you recycle your cardboard?
I leave mine out in the rain so they get all squishy and shit.
The only thing I save is beer cans, I trade them for money!
“Recycling” cardboard costs The Man more money than it generates. We should all make sure to recycle as much cardboard as we can.
Alinsky rules, bitches. Make them live up to their obligations!
Aluminum, on the other hand, should never be recycled in a curbside bin. Save it until you have enough to take to the salvage yard yourself. They’ll give you cold, hard cash for it.
Didn’t Squishy Cardboard sign with Relapse Records?
And brass. Always save your brass. Unless it’s that crappy Chinese stuff with Berdan primers, then nevermind.
Geez, do the Chinese make ANYTHING that’s not crap?
Besides Kung Pao chicken, I mean.
Soon Jeff will be abusing insolent fax machines. Cardboard boxes are a gateway drug.
Geez, do the Chinese make ANYTHING that’s not crap?
Melamine, they just have’t found the proper application for it, yet!
This Penn and Teller Bullshit episode about recycling should be required viewing for every resident in US, the state of Colorado in particular.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Penn-Teller-Bullshit-Recycling
Today I used the same butter knife for the jelly that I used for the peanut butter without washing it off. It left little peanut chunks in the jelly. My wife only like creamy PB but fuck it!
I’M OUTLAW!
Once O! is president, cardboard boxes will break themselves down. It’s only The Man that’s been keeping this from happening.
It left little peanut chunks
Chew more.
Jeff,
We’ve got a burn pile here at the Morrow County, OH compound. Bring over the boxes, and what the hell, we’ll throw a couple tires on there for longevity.
Next you’ll be ignoring the “Repeat” step in the shampoo instruction sequence.
if u scrape the cheese out of the pizza boxes
that’s -like- carbs-right?
half of a push-up your way!
it’s a smile/not a grimace
And I’m ignoring the signs and glaring straight at the laser in the grocery scanner, Clint Eastwood hell yeah.
grimance
snap
too fast!
Litterer! a href=”http://www.ufodigest.com/news/0108/images/debunkers.jpg”>Globalfuckingwarmer!!!!1!!
Woops, tagspazz!!! Try again:
Litterer! Globalfuckingwarmer!!!!1!!
EARTH RAPIST!!!!
my favorite lil bitch thang global warning bitch fuck u fuck is….
i live in boston
i drive to cambridge and empty my ash tray!
on ur bike path!
steer right-u queer!
puff puff
Never break down a cardboard box, JG. Get an ACORN mortgage on the thing in the ‘dillo’s name, and don’t forget to register the new little homeowner to vote while you’re at it. Can you get a mortgage for a cardboard house? Yes You Did.
Don’t forget to write “FACIST!” or “Imperialist” on the cardboard box.
“La la la I can’t hear it!”
You’re not fooling anyone, RACIST.
Cardboard is the same color as paper bags. Dealey Plaza is a street. The guy who owns the Bobcats runs BET. Q.E.D.
If you really can’t hear the call for some reality TV whistling away there behind the suburban ennui, it’s because your skin privilege allows you to pass through life in RACIST ignorance. D.E.Q.
Nowhere to run to, baybay!
’tis snot a litter
it’s a political statement!
dissent is flavor country..
got a light?
maya buttermilk punjab mix
gaggle?
a herd?
a word?
freedom!
bagle?
home fries?
mcmuffin
not my drive thru!
stab
stab my country
i’m healed
heeled like a lap dog
sit up
roll over
roll roll tootsie roll
sticks in ya toot
rootie tootie root beer
oppressor!
[hat tip to ace of spades]
snap
going 4 the 4 4 4
susan collins
olypia snowe
i do NOT want u to make out…
how’s about being/a little more/sessions like?
There are people in my building that, despite the sign that shows pictures of glass bottles and aluminum cans above the recycle bins, still put styrofoam with food remnants in there.
I’m convinced that it’s not a language problem and that it’s hyper vigilant save-the-earthism.
thank u all u funyum peeps
[u know who u are!]
good night
good grief
chucky brown
damn #35
i’m going 4 4 4 4
vlads a smoking name tho
Bad kitty.
What would have been truly outlaw would have been to *shudder* mix them in with the regular garbage…
Or maybe, writing on the side of the boxes, in non-VOH oil paint, “EFF YOU signed Outlaw!”
Ooooooh, doesn’t bein’ Outlaw! makes you feel sooooooo edgy…
Barack Obama (making what I see as a chilling joke) from his news conference just held, in answer to a question about the dog he recently promised his children: “…We would like to get a shelter dog but [they are often not hypoallergenic] most of them are a mutt, like me.”
*shudder*
So he sees himself as a mixture of breeds? Damnit.
Sdferr —
Did you notice how he referred to the tax cuts in the past tense?
Hold on to them boxes, outlaws. Warmth.
Um, Jeff: Did you bundle?
Cuz there’s Outlaw Rebel Boy and then there’s just anarchy.
I didn’t catch that JBean, but in my defense he may have said it at one of those moments I had my head in my hands while groaning aloud.
What’s a recycle bin?
Cuz there’s Outlaw Rebel Boy and then there’s just anarchy.
LOL!!!
I watched the director’s cut of the Warriors the other night. Gotta get me one of those vests.
You’ve already got the Louisville slugger, I presume. Now you just have to kearn to Jazz Dance in perfect time with your gang mates and then …
Oops! Wrong movie…
JAZZ HANDS, EVERYBODY!!!!
My Outlaw name is Swan.
Though I liked Ajax’s Tom Paine attitude.
Not Emmanuel?
So now what happens with that $600 million dollar organization the progressives built to win/buy this election? Does it just fade away? Or does it get used in part to form the Green Squad that will make sure you break down those boxes?
I refuse to wash my garbage.
The Great Lakes are precious. I refuse to waste them by using them to wash garbage.
Lake Michigan vs. The Planet. I’ve made my stand.
Dude! – I like sooooo make sure that I take an Xacto knife to every incoming box and envelope, and denude it of my name & address. Its simply the Right Thing To Do. I’m there.
my outlaw mame is bjork
i’m easy to spot-i’ll be wearing a dress
a swan dress
and i might yodel in your face
but that’s if i’m in my ‘throw-up’ mode
The funniest? Really?
You need more introspection I think.
Galaxy Quest? How fucking gay are you, caricature? Was Galaxy Quest an adolescent substitute for no daddy-love? Is this your pathetic attempt at attracting web traffic? You’re a marshmallow with a bad combover!
make room for no daddy
caric longs for the juice
of his Uncle Tonoose
because ric’s that girl
without the hair
God, this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
You’re still here?
The People have put you in charge of the presidency and both houses of Congress. Shouldn’t you be out working on the utopia thing?
The time for criticism is past; now it’s time to perform.
You have two years. Get busy on that free gas, bitch.
#54
Perfesser. When you get these ideas in your head, and you think they’re funny, and you just can’t wait to get them out? Give it a couple of minutes for the lame sink in and then go bake a pie or something.
The funniest thing I have ever seen is Caric coming over here thinking he is being clever.
caricature didn’t get the daddy knee rides, and had to eat out of the doggie dish.
perf, did you celebrate festivus? Are worlds colliding? Serenity now!!!
You left a cardboard box in the street! Jeez, do you want Thor to move in?
Now that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen.
no bmoe, it’s just sad. He must be so lonely. I wonder if his favorite ficus died or something.
Ficuseses never go quickly. Ghastly thing to watch.
I watched the director’s cut of the Warriors the other night. Gotta get me one of those vests.
From what I saw I think you/we might have to get a sex change. I know for sure that burning all plastics hasn’t worked yet.
What’s amazing to me is Caric thinks, evidently, that I actually do this stuff. He seems to lack that tonal ability that most humans have that allows them to understand what it is about a thing that gives it its humor.
In pointing to Caric, the humor comes from his lack of tonal ability. And the fact that he looks like he eats mayonnaise out of gallon jugs with a spatula.
JeffG wrote:
I’ve used this metaphor before, and I finally went out and found the scene on YouTube. Folk like Caric et al are like Dark Helmet in this scene when dealing with opponents. They have an image in their heads of what you are like/believe/etc and act it all out and draw conclusions from it.
I doubt they actually have action figures when doing so, but you never know.
no daddy no cry
no daddy no cry
caric remembers when
he got no daddy love
every now and then
he wear his daddy glove
it was empty as
a no daddy vow
baggage he still has
thinking about it now
no daddy no cry
no daddy no cry
he have daddy hate
he carry til today
started at age of eight
no wonder he gay
life it not fair
fill his eye with tears
he willingly share
with all his peers
no daddy no cry
no daddy no cry
I doubt they actually have action figures when doing so, but you never know.
I’ll sure bet that a lot of BDS-model book publishers and prospective Sarah Palin Voodoo Kit vendors were very disappointed with the results of this election.
But we Warrior wannabees are finally in business for reals.
I’ve got my beer bottle castanets ready to go.
Too funny, Spies, but for God’s sake just don’t try challenging fate with the Sean Penn mask!
Obama has a kinda Cyrus vibe.