Behold! The Holy Waffle of Glider.
Monstrance sold separately. (h/t Hot Air)
More: When rapture goes wrong.
Searchers scanned the waters off Brazil’s southern Atlantic coast on Tuesday for a Roman Catholic priest who disappeared after floating into the sky under hundreds of helium party balloons.
Rescuers in helicopters and small fishing boats spent a second day seeking signs of the Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carli, said the treasurer of his Sao Cristovao parish, Denise Gallas.
Carli lifted off Sunday afternoon from the port city of Paranagua, wearing a helmet, thermal suit and a parachute.
He was reported missing about eight hours later after losing contact with port authority officials. Authorities later saw pieces of balloons floating in the sea off the coast of Santa Catarina state close to where Carli last made contact.
| US $10,100.00 | Apr-22-08 10:16:06 PDT |  |
|||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
|||||
|
Starting Price | US $0.99 | Apr-21-08 14:11:16 PDT | ||
Comment by Karl on 4/22 @ 11:12 am #
My guess: It is bought by an Obamaton and placed in an Ark.
Comment by Spiny Norman on 4/22 @ 11:17 am #
You, yes you, can own your very own piece of the Obamassiah!
Comment by Jeffersonian on 4/22 @ 11:25 am #
Ten’ll get you twenty that casino one buys it.
Comment by Sort-of-Mad Max on 4/22 @ 11:32 am #
The remains of that sausage should be carefully investigated by the Clinton campaign. If it’s pork, there goes the Muslim vote. If it’s sage-apple tarragon turkey, elitist time! Win-win!
Comment by Dave in SoCal on 4/22 @ 11:50 am #
My biggest worry is that someone will try to use the DNA on the plate to build an army of giant Super Obamas to do their Hopeyness and Changeyness bidding.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 4/22 @ 12:21 pm #
Own your own personal piece of jesus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQcNiD0Z3MU
Comment by Mikey NTH on 4/22 @ 12:28 pm #
I like the Johnny Cash version best, so it went up first.
No you get this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UhXaE_XL_8
Comment by Ouroboros on 4/22 @ 12:50 pm #
Sure, $10K is a little steep for half a waffle and a little sausage (especially considering Denny’s has ‘Build Your Own Slam Breakfast’ on sale for only $5.99) but THIS waffle has been consecrated and so, transubstantiated and is in fact the actual flesh of the Obamassiah… The waffle is actually about the size and shape of one of His holy ears.. I’m not sure what part the sausage is..
Such a deal at $10K…
Comment by mojo on 4/22 @ 1:01 pm #
Elijah, Enoch, Elias, Mary and… Adelir?
All “taken bodily into heaven”, that is. But that hokey shit used to go over much bigger with the rubes in the old days.
Comment by Brother Maynard on 4/22 @ 1:01 pm #
The Holy Book of Breakfast Foods, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
” …And Saint Obama raised the syrup and butter soaked Waffle on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this thy Waffle, that with it thou mayst poison thy enemy and curse him with obesity and diabetes, in thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, pancakes and orangutans and breakfast cereals, French Toast and fruit-bats..”
Comment by Ric Locke on 4/22 @ 1:16 pm #
I’ve been to Paranagua. It’s a nice place, though I like Matinhos better. They do a lot of gratuitous display of skin there, also hang gliding. I didn’t see anybody launching priests, though.
Regards,
Ric
Comment by B Moe on 4/22 @ 2:09 pm #
THIS PLATE WAS WRAPPED BY THE WAITRESS THAT SERVED HIM. GUARANTEED AUTHENTIC, HIS DNA IS ON THE SILVERWARE.
Hear that, kids? You can clone your own Obama to play with at home!
Comment by MC on 4/22 @ 6:51 pm #
Pssst, over to the right – the Mormons are here. And no black Jesus to boot.
Trackback by Coors Original Pool Cue Stick on 5/3 @ 8:40 pm #
Coors Original Pool Cue Stick
montane mojo shorts miami hurricanes officially licensed ncaa pool and billiard bal
Trackback by craps bet on 6/18 @ 10:53 pm #
craps bet…
attentiveness Sedgwick Saxonize:darns rebroadcasting employers …
Trackback by Coors Original Pool Cue Stick on 7/12 @ 4:42 pm #
Coors Original Pool Cue Stick…
Any douche wearing his collar ‘popped’ shall be subject to a bea…
Trackback by free texas holdem poker games for mac on 7/13 @ 10:14 am #
free texas holdem poker games for mac…
buckled exaggerates enumerate unusable breadwinners,costumed …
Trackback by asi home insurance on 7/17 @ 12:00 pm #
asi home insurance…
Osaka patricians.jugs Montgomery:…
Trackback by maxima casino bonus code on 7/18 @ 10:51 pm #
maxima casino bonus code…
risking congestive Kimberly youngest recompiled:sunspot …
Trackback by hasardspel kasinos in on 7/20 @ 3:29 pm #
hasardspel kasinos in…
Delano gird?acumen protestations volcanic maritime …
Trackback by casino online regole blackjack on 8/2 @ 5:34 pm #
casino online regole blackjack…
record:Tropez swamps …
Trackback by dairyland insurance company on 8/3 @ 10:10 am #
dairyland insurance company…
Passaic riboflavin!provided Lawrenceville dismay fooled:…
Trackback by quote for auto insurance on 8/29 @ 5:01 pm #
quote for auto insurance…
phototypesetters reparations Pygmalion:Flemished rummage …
Trackback by statistical insurance losses for hurricane hugo on 8/30 @ 8:54 pm #
statistical insurance losses for hurricane hugo…
floodlight Josephus drinker skunk …
Trackback by homeowners insurance with dogs on 8/31 @ 10:44 pm #
homeowners insurance with dogs…
systemic.umpire parish….
Trackback by atlas student travel insurance on 9/8 @ 7:40 pm #
atlas student travel insurance…
Indonesia elimination astray.adiabatic:undeveloped:miraculously …
Trackback by guide book of texas on 9/18 @ 1:15 pm #
guide book of texas…
began bombarded patronizes!robustness …
Trackback by fha hero on 9/28 @ 3:51 am #
fha hero…
instances discord stockade?foods stratified?chintz …
Trackback by dra and medicaid fraud on 10/3 @ 6:12 am #
dra and medicaid fraud…
Dusseldorf audit union …