I just finished reading the first few chapters of Great American Hypocrites, and I am stupefied to report, I’m impressed.
April Fool’s, SUCKA!!!!!
I just finished reading the first few chapters of Great American Hypocrites, and I am stupefied to report, I’m impressed.
April Fool’s, SUCKA!!!!!
Now Dan, that’s wasn’t even plausible. When pranking, you can’t go TOTALLY outside of the realm of possibility.
I remember when a dorm-mate in college called home to tell her mom she was pregnant. Since she was a slut, THAT was totally plausible, and thus the prank worked.
Well, I am looking forward to Gleen(s) taking the bit above the fold and using it as an advertizing blurb. That would be pure Gleen(s).
Odds are he’ll link to the wrong post, though, Dan.
good one, Dan/.
Wait, he actually turned in the manuscript with that title to the publisher with a straight face?\
HAHAHAHAHAHA
A straight face, Techie? I think not.
You Bush cultists are just jealous because Glenn Greenwald, after only a few months of blogging…
Aw, fuck it. Russ Feingold isn’t really a big deal, when you think about it.
The sock’s on the other foot now, ‘Thugs!
And Gleens has Prince Albert in a can.
Techie – Homophobe. The gleens do not have straight faces, they have homosexual faces. Dare we even ask what a Prince Albert in a can is?
Speaking of hypocrites, the Messiah has just declared me rich!
“Rich” is a wildly fluctuating standard for the Left, Rob. It depends entirely on the audience. I think Baracky should be held to the standard of $75,000, since that is what he has proclaimed the rich to be. It is rare when they actually define it. Kudos to Baracky.
I had better success with the “circus clowns on the front lawn” story I gave my kids this morning.
You fucking prick! You got me with that one.
Eh, as an April Fool’s prank I’d rate it three smacks of gob. Maybe three and a half.
Good Lord! That’s cruel! How did you ever manage to get them out of the house for school?!
Stupefied:
“To dull the senses, as with a heavy blow…”
This smacks of homophobia on your behalf Mr. Collins. Using a word that has connotations to the word “blow” when dealing with Wilson is wrong, and you know it.
That’s really low. Way, way outta bounds.
BECAUSE OF THE LATENT, BENEATH-THE-SURFACE-BUT-ONLY-JUST-BARELY HATE.
I actually read two paragraphs looking for teh good, but all I got was the “meh, its not fair, the people really want my progressive politics based upon these three polls, but keep voting for Republicans” bullshit. Maybe the, um, actual fucking votes are more indicative of the electorate’s desires, fuckstick. Kind of like the kid who complains that it is unfair that the other team wins so often because they are bigger, stronger, faster, have better skills and shinier helmets.
And then, like a real faggot, or at least how I’d imagine one would be, you can’t “pull back out” of Gleen’s Solon page qua metaphorical anus. No, sir, he demands that you stay in for the duration. Happy April Fool’s day to you, Mr. Collins, you sure have gotten me good.
Who would ever believe GiGi could get away from the mirror long enough to impress anything but the face in the mirror? How can such narcissism co-exist with such self-loathing?
From the Salon article:
All of the radical and reprehensible events of the last eight years — the commencement and endless prosecution of an indescribably disastrous war, the accelerated dismantling of our Constitutional framework, the creation of a lawless Surveillance State and a virtually omnipotent President, the legitimization of truly grotesque torture and detention regimes, the complete corruption of our political discourse
Man, that’s quite the fantasy world he’s constructed there. He forgot to mention the trolls inhabiting the swamps and the Orcs running rampant across the countryside.
Wait… is he planning on putting his book in the fiction or non-fiction section?