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Sad News, Again [Dan Collins]

Moron Pundit about to take bad fall, injure face.

The Bears will be better than the Packers when penguins fly.

The Opacity of Dope

OMG! Was it a female picnic table?

17 Replies to “Sad News, Again [Dan Collins]”

  1. Dan Collins says:

    He’s right about one thing, though: the Bears just can’t fucking win.

  2. Peng Dehuai says:

    It April Fool’s — fool!

  3. Moron Pundit says:

    Yeah, the Bears just can’t win… except against the PACKERS! HEY OH!!!!

    Ouch, my face!

  4. Dan Collins says:

    Yeah? Well go swog yourself!

  5. Carin says:

    A coupla-years back IMAO did a prank regarding being sold to some Canadian corporation. I think it was Canadian. It was rather funny in it’s detail.

  6. cranky-d says:

    Brett is gone. The packers are just another team, now. Maybe I’ll watch when they play the Vikings, since even when both teams are sucking hard, they seem to bring their best games when playing each other.

  7. Moron Pundit says:

    Yeah, Cranky, when Forrest Gump plays chess with Corky they really bring their A-Games.

  8. JD TWP says:

    It will be fun to have the Beers I town for the opener in Lucas Oil Stadium. Beeyotch slap them like we did in the Super Bowl.

  9. Moron Pundit says:

    JD…stop making my pain hurt.

  10. JD TWP says:

    MP – REX GROSSMAN !!!!!! lol

  11. cranky-d says:

    Hey Moron Pundit:

    May the crabs of a thousand Paris Hiltons infest your nether regions.

  12. Radish says:

    Rex? I’ve been hearing that game in Lucas Oil will be the battle of the 18s–Peyton Manning vs Kyle Orton.

  13. Mr. Bingley says:

    I’m troubled by the frequent use of the term “packers” in a thread containing a story about a guy plooking a picnic table.

  14. Dan Collins says:

    And I’m troubled by the use of the term “bears” in the same thread.

  15. BJTexs TW/BP says:

    Who is this Brett Favre? Is he a French Canadian expressionist? Hockey player? Parisian taxi driver? Algerian camel jockey?Haitian kite flyer?

    Who?

  16. Moron Pundit says:

    Wait, who’s packing BooBoo?

  17. JD - TW says:

    Peyton Manning vs Kyle Orton.

    An epic showdown. A clash for the ages.

    It is Fav-ruh.

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