Dinosaurs Had Adolescent Sex, Study Finds
I blame the parents. And abstinence-only sex education.
“A man who allegedly fired a shot that hit a 10-year-old boy who was taking piano lessons faces life in prison.”
I realize now that it was very selfish to wish that would have happened to me when I had to take piano lessons.

















Comment by JohnAnnArbor on 1/15 @ 7:51 pm #
Reporters–and editors–are morons. The article title makes no sense.
Comment by JD on 1/15 @ 7:54 pm #
I took piano lessons for over 10 years. My parents made me. The first chance I had to make that decision on my own, I quit, and they told me I would regret it. Fuckers were right.
Comment by B Moe on 1/15 @ 8:14 pm #
“Dinosaurs Had Adolescent Sex, Study Finds”
Legalized gay marriage, too. That is why God smote them, what I heard.
Comment by JD on 1/15 @ 8:23 pm #
smote is a great word. God had no time for those Gleenwaldish dinos.
Comment by happyfeet on 1/15 @ 8:23 pm #
Is someone gonna post about that guy in Texas who sodomized his stepson with like a wrench or something cause he caught the stepson sodomizing his like 8 year old girl? I’ll be so proud if he gets off. That’s probably wrong.
Comment by Patrick Carroll on 1/15 @ 9:41 pm #
Piano lessons? I simply refused to go.
Pity the Mother’s dead, else I’d be waving the headline in her *guilty* face.
Comment by Patrick Carroll on 1/15 @ 9:43 pm #
JD: The proper use is “Show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.”
God bless you, Homer.
Comment by JD on 1/15 @ 9:44 pm #
Smite, smoten … all excellent words. Thanks for the info Patrick. I learn something new every day around here.
Comment by Patrick Carroll on 1/15 @ 10:23 pm #
On a related note, it just occurred to me that *this* dinosaur had adolescent sex.
Ah, Bury St. Edmunds. Ah, hayfields.
As I said, *this* *dinosaur*.
Comment by serr8d on 1/16 @ 6:54 am #
A wrenching tail, happyfeet.
At least he let the offender live. But who’s to protect his daughter while he’s serving the 20-year sentence he’ll get?
Maybe, like Bart, he’ll only have to write on the blackboard 100 times “Use the right tool for the job”.
That would be enough punishment, I’d say.
Comment by steph on 1/16 @ 11:27 am #
I gonna need to watch the Flintstones a little more closely. Who knew?
Comment by Daniel E. Friedman on 1/20 @ 8:07 am #
A good piano teacher is gold. I feel sorry for those who missed out in childhood… but it’s never too late.
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The three Cristofori pianos that survive today date from the 1720s.