If nominated I will not run — but whoever nominated me, better. If elected, I will hunt down and kill every one of you evil bastards that voted for me. A chicken in every pot, two cars in every garage, and a dancing armadillo in every post. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this Walmart! A jobs program should benefit more than comedy
November 2, 2015
“Palestinian” stabby fashions [Darleen Click]
Isn’t this special? At the Hitler clothing shop in Gaza, what every Arab Fakestinian should be wearing while carrying out genocide against Jews.
November 1, 2015
RIP Fred Thompson [Darleen Click]
I had no idea he was even ill. Fred Thompson, a former Republican U.S. senator from Tennessee who also ran for president and was a longtime film and television actor, has died at age 73, the Nashville Tennessean reported on Sunday. Thompson died on Sunday from a recurrence of lymphoma, the newspaper said, quoting a statement by his family. “It is with a heavy heart and a deep sense of
October 31, 2015
Yes, it’s Florida [Darleen Click]
Something you don’t see at your local Johnny Rockets MIAMI BEACH, Fla. — Police have arrested a woman who they say lay naked on a table at a South Beach diner and poured ketchup on herself. Witnesses told Miami Beach police a topless Angelic Valle turned over tables and chairs at Johnny Rockets earlier this month, then removed the bottom of her bikini before climbing on the table and pouring
October 31, 2015
Your next Halloween project [Darleen Click]
I dare not allow my grandsons to view this …
October 28, 2015
Conversation with an untethered Army blimp, 1 [McGehee]
Me: “Hey! Where are you going?” Blimp: Me: Blimp: Me: Blimp: Me: Blimp: Me: Blimp: Me: “I SAID, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?”