My 2016 Presidential Campaign Platform [McGehee]

If nominated I will not run — but whoever nominated me, better.
If elected, I will hunt down and kill every one of you evil bastards that voted for me.
A chicken in every pot, two cars in every garage, and a dancing armadillo in every post.
What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this Walmart!
A jobs program should benefit more than comedy writers and op-ed cartoonists.
Any elected official who needs armed guards to protect him from the people he serves, is doing it wrong.
Remember when Democrats claimed to be for the people who play by the rules?
I cannot be bought, except with free beer.
BACON.

9 Replies to “My 2016 Presidential Campaign Platform [McGehee]”

LBascom says:

November 2, 2015 at 1:57 pm

11. Get offa my lawn!
McGehee says:

November 2, 2015 at 4:53 pm

12. And a pa-artri-idge in a pe-ear tree!
Bob Belvedere says:

November 2, 2015 at 6:36 pm

While I’ll certainly support [or is it ‘non-support’ you want?] you, I must object to Position #8!

Democrats are for people who play by Alinsky’s Rules.

I am sure, however, that we can piddle, twiddle, and resolve this.
McGehee says:

November 3, 2015 at 7:25 am

I’m remembering the Reagan years, when Dems alleged Reagan’s policies only benefitted billionaires.
Bob Belvedere says:

November 3, 2015 at 9:13 am

Ah!…’Age & Experience’ – that’s a plus.
bgbear says:

November 3, 2015 at 2:18 pm

PUTIN/PALIN 2016

because we are practically neighbors
newrouter says:

November 3, 2015 at 6:18 pm

bevin for the win

http://interactives.courier-journal.com/election/2015-general/#/KY
Jim in KC says:

November 4, 2015 at 11:35 am

#4 could hardly be more true. Nothing like wheeling your wheelbarrow full of Obamapesos to the store to buy a pack of gum.
dustbury.com » Otherwise it’s fine says:

November 9, 2015 at 4:10 pm

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