Balloons. I see lots of blue balloons. And streamers. I see lots of blue and white streamers. Looks like someone’s planning a party or something.
July 26, 2004
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 1
Balloons. I see lots of blue balloons. And streamers. I see lots of blue and white streamers. Looks like someone’s planning a party or something.
July 26, 2004
Big proponent of same-sex marriage, likes “bears, just endorsed John Kerry for president—that Andrew Sullivan? Come on, I know you know him…
Andrew who‘s this now? Sorry, never heard of the guy.* **** update: Steve Green soundly rebukes Sullivan. Whoever this ‘Sullivan’ is. Me, I’ve never heard of the guy.
July 26, 2004
Big proponent of same-sex marriage, likes “bears, just endorsed John Kerry for president—that Andrew Sullivan? Come on, I know you know him…
Andrew who‘s this now? Sorry, never heard of the guy.* **** update: Steve Green soundly rebukes Sullivan. Whoever this ‘Sullivan’ is. Me, I’ve never heard of the guy.
July 25, 2004
Won’t be speaking at the Democratic National Convention, but will be giggling and cheering and hoping to catch Bill Clinton’s eye
Carlos Delgado’s cleats “Earth Day” The Big Dig cost overruns / Barbra Streisand’s half-eaten Cobb salad Some kind words from Larry David Seagram’s White Wine Coolers Cheryl Crow’s guitar strap (w/ hand-embroidered doves) A busty, middle-aged Waffle House waitress from Little Rock, Arkansas named Bunny Alberto VO5 hot oil treatment Joshua Micah Marshall / Clam dip
July 25, 2004
Won’t be speaking at the Democratic National Convention, but will be giggling and cheering and hoping to catch Bill Clinton’s eye
Carlos Delgado’s cleats “Earth Day” The Big Dig cost overruns / Barbra Streisand’s half-eaten Cobb salad Some kind words from Larry David Seagram’s White Wine Coolers Cheryl Crow’s guitar strap (w/ hand-embroidered doves) A busty, middle-aged Waffle House waitress from Little Rock, Arkansas named Bunny Alberto VO5 hot oil treatment Joshua Micah Marshall / Clam dip
July 25, 2004
Cooperstown induction ceremonies today…
…for new Baseball Hall of Famers Paul Molitor and Dennis Eckersley, two of my all-time favorite players. In keeping with the wishes of the baseball gods—whom I once saw turn former Cubs catcher Steve Swisher into a 16 oz. Pabst and a plate of nachos after he struck out 4 times on 12 pitches against the Padres’ Randy Jones—posting will be light. For those of you interested in such things,
July 25, 2004
Cooperstown induction ceremonies today…
…for new Baseball Hall of Famers Paul Molitor and Dennis Eckersley, two of my all-time favorite players. In keeping with the wishes of the baseball gods—whom I once saw turn former Cubs catcher Steve Swisher into a 16 oz. Pabst and a plate of nachos after he struck out 4 times on 12 pitches against the Padres’ Randy Jones—posting will be light. For those of you interested in such things,
July 25, 2004
Gridiron Shocker!
Dolphins superstar running back Ricky Williams is retiring at age 27. To travel the world. And to find himself. Me, I found myself behind one of our sofa cushions, along with $1.93 in change and a handful of Skittles. So I won’t be retiring anytime soon. Of course, I don’t have $40 million in the bank, either. Which sucks.
July 24, 2004
Chef Emeril Lagasse entertains a high-priced call girl
Emeril: “…Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. …And BAM…!” ****update**** Emeril: “I’m gonna have a cigarette. Can I get you anything…?” High-priced call girl: “Just my $300, please, lover. Oh, and a bowl of that crab gumbo to go.”