When a penis enters a vagina, I mean. Not when you get a splinter, or when a thermometer enters your ear. Though those too, are debatable instances of rape — if you happen to be a woman, and the broken bit of wood or the thermometer happen to be shaped like angry dicks. But for the time being, let’s just stay focused: First, well intercourse is NEVER sex for women.

“Hey. Remember when you were once a man? That was pretty awesome, wasn’t it, cupcake…?”

This time, the pesky conscience clause has to go. For the Greater Good of the volk, you see. Besides. Fuck these hoary old, knuckle-smacking bitterclingers who think their faith is somehow more important than Obama’s signature legislation and presidential legacy: The Obama administration on Friday asked the Supreme Court not to exempt Catholic groups from an ObamaCare requirement to offer contraceptive coverage, after the high court gave them a temporary

For instance, to those who watch “Duck Dynasty,” the very idea Phil Robertson — whose son and company CEO Willy has an adopted black son, and not just as a moral showpiece and lifestyle window dressing, having adopted him before the family’s widespread celebrity — is racist must seem surreal; and to hear people like Reverend Shakedown try to excoriate people for their racism when, to any sentient human no

… ObamaCare will probably just redistribute it anyway. I’m at once through with fighting and eagerly ready to start lopping off heads with nothing more than sharpened spoons and prison shivs. Depending on my mood. The injunction against a clear affront by ObamaCare on religious liberty, coupled with a NY ruling striking down an absolutely ludicrous gun control law pushed and passed by people whose knowledge of firearms extends to

…albeit comically, if you have the right mindset. For instance liberal bohemian oasis of self-delusion and ubiquitous fruit and fish markets, New York City, has been declared a “plantation” during the invocation at the de Blasio swearing in. Which makes all the liberal bohemian sophisticates, social and moral snobs, and Oddities-oogling hipsters the plantation’s overseers, I suppose. The Man. Keeping the slaves in line. Time for some big white straw

Sure, it’s another year of Obama and Reid and, sad to say, the GOP establishment and their leadership stooges colluding with the left on its grand amnesty plan, one that feeds the coffers of the GOP’s corporatist clients and trickles down to the Party fundraising and electioneering apparati while providing the Democrats with the raw material for their transformation of red states into purple states and ultimately blue states by

What are the resolutions you will not keep? The unforgettable events of 2013 you’ll say “huh?” about when asked in ten years? What are your predictions for 2014 you’ll be embarrassed to recall making when the calendar turns to 2015? Also … ghoul pool — what three public figures do you predict will reach the un-sunny side of the grass in 2014?

… it is the past that is always changing … On December 12, the self-appointed guardians of truth and justice at PolitiFact named President Obama’s infamous promise—that “if you like your health care plan, you can keep it”—its 2013 “Lie of the Year.” An understandable choice. But in its article detailing why the President’s promise was a lie, PolitiFact neglected to mention an essential detail. In 2008, at a critical