First, I’d like to take this opportunity to thank all of you for your support and generosity. I am touched and humbled. And quite tingly in the pants, too—but I suspect that has more to do with the satin boxers than anything you people did. Second, for those of you who’ve asked: having gone through a Dell Inspiron and a HP zd7010 in the last 15 month or so, I
COMPUTER GONE. STOP. SEND MONEY, 2 (Now with TASTY MARSHMALLOWS!) UPDATED – AND UPDATED AGAIN!
9 signs that the person you are interviewing may not REALLY be Jeff Gannon
For Ace, who shortly is slated to interview somebody claiming to be “Gannon”. Any pointed mention of “Aravosis” elicits nothing more than a “gesundheit” “Gannon” casually lets slip that he finds Elle McPherson “poontangalicious!” Keeps saying “hold on a sec, my hair is falling in my eyes again” Judging by the ropey bulge in his trousers, he’s 6”, tops. And almost certainly uncut Refers to Rush Limbaugh as “that loud-mouthed
Just because I know you’ve been waiting, and because I’m such a GIVER
COCK. There. Now carry on.
Sweet [Ice Dong-free] Home, Alabama
From the AP: The Supreme Court declined Tuesday to review the constitutionality of a state law banning the sale of sex toys, rejecting an appeal that said consumers have a right to sexual privacy. Without comment, justices let stand a lower court ruling that said Alabama had a right to police the sale of devices that can be sexually stimulating. The American Civil Liberties Union filed the challenge on behalf
My seventeenth brief conversation with a McIntosh apple
me: “Say, you wouldn’t happen to have a built-in Airport somewhere inside you, would you?” apple: me: apple: me: apple: “What, are you talking to me?” me: “Yeah. Nevermind. It was a longshot, anyway.”
Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on Seymour Hersh and Bill Moyers having been awarded the prestigious George Polk Award for excellence in journalism
Garrett: “Bill Moyers? Dude, that guy once tried to grab my joint backstage at a Quiet Riot concert. Totally freaked me out. “…Unless maybe I’m thinking of Dominick Dunne. But, y’know—whatever.”* (h/t Malkin)
Thirty-eighth in a series of real-time empirical observations
In the time it takes you to read this post, Mike Eruzione, having taken another satisfying bite from his breakfast burrito, will suddenly find himsef thinking, “America. Fuck yeah!”— this despite having not yet seen Team America, and though he’s not terribly happy with all the deficit spending and the poor performance of the dollar.* (h/t ASV)
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March 4th would have marked the one-year anniversary of protein wisdom’s return to the blogosphere. At that time, I was planning on holding my first-ever fundraiser. Hosting for protein wisdom is roughly $400 a year, but I’m not complaining: I honestly don’t mind paying for my own bandwidth. However, my HP laptop—which is less than one year old—is on its deathbed. In fact, I’m not even posting this; my wife
Breaking: Fox 31 News in Colorado is reporting that famed gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson is dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound
Found in his Woody Creek home. He was 67. Details to follow. Thompson was a brilliant writer and one of the counterculture’s most recognizable figures. And with his death, America has lost a fascinating bit of its living history. **** update: From the AP: Hunter S. Thompson, the acerbic counter-culture author of books such as “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,” fatally shot himself Sunday night at his Aspen-area home,
I am not related to Jeopardy champion Ken Jennings.
But that doesn’t mean the filthy-rich dork shouldn’t buy me a new computer. And speaking of Social Security and the GOP push for partial privatization accounts, aWpTiMuS finds flaws in the online calculator Democrats are using to mislead that portion of the voting public still crazy enough to believe anything they have to say.
