me: “Okay, fine, you win. Now give it a bleedin’ rest, would you?” hangover: “No.” me: ”No?” hangover: “No.” me: me: me: “Dick.”
Miers vs Miers
Via Byron York at the Corner, a statement released by Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA): Today, I received a copy of the April 11, 1989, questionnaire submitted by Texans United For Life to Harriet Miers during her campaign for the Dallas City Council and her responses to these questions. The answers clearly reflect that Harriet Miers is opposed to Roe v. Wade. This raises very serious concerns about her ability to
NOW and never
From Iran Focus-News Women who violate Iran’s strict Islamic dress code will be flogged immediately, prosecutor’s offices in provincial centres announced on Tuesday. In the central Iranian city of Shahin-Shahr, the prosecutor’s office posted huge notices on billboards and shop windows warning women that dress code violators will appear before an Islamic judge immediately after arrest to receive a sentence, usually 100 lashes in public. The prosecutor will be demanding
a short conversation with my fourth double martini
me: “Man, could I go for some Supertramp right now.” fourth double martini: me: “Or some Styx…” fourth double martini: me: fourth double martini: me: “… ‘Oh Mama I’m in fear for my life from the long arm of the law –’” fourth double martini: “– Uh huh. Time to go to bed, brother.”
Pot and Kettle (chips)
From Reason’s Jacob Sullum: According to FBI figures released today, a record number of people were arrested for marijuana offenses in the U.S. last year: 771,605, compared to the previous record of 755,186, set in 2003 (which surpassed the earlier peak of 735,500, reached in 2000). Marijuana accounted for more than two-fifths of the 1.7 million drug arrests. As usual, the vast majority of marijuana cases (89 percent) involved possession,
“Monk, teenagers killed in Thai Muslim south”
From Reuters: Suspected Muslim militants killed a Buddhist monk and two teenage boys and set fire to a temple in Thailand’s restive south, police said on Sunday, in separatist violence that has claimed more than 900 lives. The militants who attacked the Buddhist temple in the southern Pattani province late on Saturday had slit the 76-year-old monk’s throat, said a police report obtained by Reuters. The charred bodies of the
While lunching at Manhattan’s trendy Le Bernardin restaurant, FOXNews’ Shepard Smith has an unfortunate Katrina flashback
Smith: “I’ll tell you this much, Skins.¹ If that waitress isn’t here in 30 seconds with my fucking Pellegrino, I swear to Christ I’ll have her job…”* **** ¹Jane Skinner
My eighth brief conversation with the ghost of John Merrick
Merrick: “I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!” Me: “Tell me something: why does Neapolitan ice cream contain noticeably less strawberry than it does chocolate or vanilla? Is strawberry more expensive to make? Is there some color-conscious Neapolitan ice cream aesthetic I’m unaware of? Or is there something more to it—some kind of ancient and insidious Naples code spelled out in the dessert?” Merrick: “I AM A HUMAN BEING!” Me: “Yeah, I
“Native blood quantum at issue in federal suit”
From the Honolulu Advertiser: A lawsuit filed by five Hawaiians claims that the Office of Hawaiian Affairs is illegally spending dollars reserved for the benefit of those with 50 percent Hawaiian blood or more. All nine OHA trustees as well as two former trustees are named in the suit, which states that they “expended trust funds without regard to the blood quantum contained in the definition of native Hawaiians” as
Harriet. Har-ri-et. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis…
Reacting to this Richard Bennett post, which argues that the Miers nomination is less about overturning Roe (which dubious decision the Right relies upon to maintain the indignation that fires up the base) than it is about appointing to the court a judicial activist whose opinions on certain key issues will steer the court to the right (he suggests the Schiavo case is the social right’s new litmus test), Cathy
