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While lunching at Manhattan’s trendy Le Bernardin restaurant, FOXNews’ Shepard Smith has an unfortunate Katrina flashback

Smith:  “I’ll tell you this much, Skins.¹ If that waitress isn’t here in 30 seconds with my fucking Pellegrino, I swear to Christ I’ll have her job…”*

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¹Jane Skinner

13 Replies to “While lunching at Manhattan’s trendy Le Bernardin restaurant, FOXNews’ Shepard Smith has an unfortunate Katrina flashback”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Pierre:  “I HATE YOU JEFFERY! [sic]”

  2. Robert says:

    He wouldn’t want her job.

  3. McGehee says:

    But he probably does want her high-heeled shoes…

  4. me says:

    mmmmm…Le Bernardin’s bouillabaisse is better than anything ever cooked up in New Orleans. I can’t blame Shep for dining there.

  5. Jeff Goldstein says:

    This is the best post I’ve written in months.  But sometimes, I write them just for me.

  6. me says:

    One of your bests posts ever. Reminded me of the bouillabaisse I had there about 10 years ago. I’ll never forget it. Thanks!

  7. Robert Schwartz says:

    I love Skins, even though I suspect that she has a JoLo sized caboose.

  8. John Davies says:

    I always thought her nickname would be Skinny.

  9. Dog (Lost) says:

    It’s been right on the edge of my conciousness for a long time, but it finally emerged from the fog. Shep looks just like the guy in high school who would always pick the stall without a door in the Boys room.

  10. Elmo says:

    Pelligrino without Rain vodka? Gmafb! Why there oughta be a law ……..

    It’s raining in the Southland now. Unfortunately it ain’t noon yet. So, it isn’t sparkling :-(

    Shep’s got news division head written all over him.

  11. mike says:

    what do you do w/ Pellegrino & vodka? Must it be Pellegrino? Must it be Rain?

  12. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Unbelievably, Pierre is still writing long, barely coherent self-assured posts on both my ignorance and Shep Smith’s righteousness.

    And he still thinks I banned him because I fear his superior intellect—not because he’s creepy, wordy, and utterly incapable of admitting his own biases and ignorance.

  13. jane says:

    what?! where did u even get this story from?

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