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Jeff's Lactating [Dan Collins]

his flu, so I don’t know whether he’ll be posting or not.  Seems he’s relapsed a bit.  Anyone who wants to contribute may consider the weekend officially begun, for purposes of posting, and, as far as I’m concerned, drinking.

10 Replies to “Jeff's Lactating [Dan Collins]”

  1. The Ouroboros says:

    Just FYI.. The same people that bring us the Depend Adult Undergarment, renowned in song and story, also make an excellent small absorbent pad that you can wear under your shirts so they don’t get stained while you milk your flu…

    Just thought you’d like to know..

  2. Dan Collins says:

    I didn’t mean he was milking his flu; I meant he was nursing it.

  3. Moron Pundit says:

    I’ll be nursing a beer in about 4 hours. Then the REAL blogging starts.

  4. kyle says:

    Well, at least his Rockies have brought him some joy in his time of barfiness.

  5. Moron Pundit says:

    You think if I get a flu the Cubs will start winning?

    Because if it will, I’d better hurry and make out with Jeff!

  6. Major John says:

    Thanks for that, MP. I am going to go snort hydrocholric acid to try to wash away the thought of a flu ridden Jeff being mauled by a Cubs fan…

  7. Moron Pundit says:

    Hey, no problem. Anything to share the misery of Chicago sports fans. We’ve got more than enough to go around.

  8. The Fabulous Timbo says:

    Bush’s fault? Cheney virus-conspiracy?

    Where the hell is Cheney these days anyway??

  9. Challeron says:

    MP: What the devil is a Cheesehead doing being a Cubs (urp) fan?

    Almost as bad as a FIB like me working for WTMJ-AM (well, I useta)….

  10. Moron Pundit says:

    I’m a transplant from Chicagoland. As such, I root for all of my home teams. Besides, I live on the border of Illinois and there sure aren’t very many Brewers fans or Packer ‘Backers’ here as a percentage.

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