It would’ve taken me less than five minutes to unload the dishwasher — but rather than putting away freshly scrubbed plates and glasses, I decided to relax, read the sports page, and enjoy a blueberry muffin, instead.
Best decision of the morning, I think — though there’s no telling what I’d do had I the same choice to make all over again.
Which, I suppose, is why I’m such a fantastic enigma.
You are a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside a blueberry muffin.
Was it at least a masculine blueberry muffin?
So maybe it was a little early in the day for pie.
Or, you could just be taking the first step to muffin addiction.
That’s a rough road, brother. Just ask Oliver Willis.
Oh, Jeff! You are just the most enigmatic, evah!
Or are you???????
Jeff, you do realize that you have created several new universes this morning, do you not?
Given the great stretch run your Rox have put together (not to mention the season-ending hurt they put on the freaking Dodgers), I’d guess the Denver sports page was a good read today.
At least until you got to the part about the Bronco’s stinker at Invesco against the Jags….what the hell was that?
Schrodinger called. He wants to know what the hell happened to his morning paper.
And his blueberry muffin.
He didn’t seem interested in the cat.
The Slack is contagious, but it’s indigenous to the East Coast. Had no idea it had spread so far out West.
wishbone – O-Dub does not have a muffin addiction, it is a Ho Ho addiction. And you are racist for even thinking that he is articulate.
I am partial to Otis Spunkmeyer’s blueberry muffins. You can buy them by the case at Sams Club. Though the whole “spunk” part of the title originally gave me pause.
Do you eat the whole muffin, or do you leave the stump?
I am actually a muffin top only kind of guy, now that I think about it. Wasn’t there a scene in a sitcom where the concept was to just sell muffin tops?
Seinfeld. Elaine’s idea.
How’s she looking these days, anyway? Once upon a time, hubba hubba.
Hey, what got into those Rockies? They really did a job on the godless Padres. Thanks, guys!
Thanks, Pablo. I was pretty sure that I was not imagining it. She is alright, for an actress thoroughly infected with BDS. lol.
Muffin tops weren’t just a sitcom idea, you can actually buy muffin top pans.
Emptying the dishwasher is womens’ work, anyway, isn’t it?